A Bailey Legacy

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Chapter 7.1

Chapter 7.1 Out with the old

Whilst Twix and Hershey were still at University, Cointreau decided it was time to retire.  She was loaded enough as it was, so she saw no real logic to keep working up until the day she died.Screenshot-8041Aero also proposed to Adrianne.      Screenshot-8000They moved into a pleasant two bedroom house across the other side of town.  Basically, far away enough so they knew that the family would not bother to visit until they had children.Screenshot-8055Oh, and at some point Yorkie got taken away by the RSPCA.  Mainly because Jeffrey kept using him as a foot towel.Screenshot-7926Twix seemed to be the only one who cared about this.  Even Cointreau, who had doted on Yorkie in the past, wondered why the food in the dog bowl was still full to the brim a month later.Screenshot-8562As most families do, they adopted a new pet to replace the previous one.  His name was Snowy and he was pretty much on his last legs, so the family made sure not to grow too attached to him.Screenshot-8097For some strange reason, Snowy loved to dig holes.  Very big human body sized holes.Screenshot-8102This worked well for Twix and his garden, although he was a little bit concerned about the corpses ruining his crops.Screenshot-8099Samuel McNeil, Bounty’s fancy man, moved in with the Baileys at some stage.Screenshot-8575Upon discovering how crazy her family way, he quickly proposed to her so they could move out together.Screenshot-8579They moved into this swanky little house very close to the city since they loved the night life.Screenshot-8613And so, the only child who had not flown the nest yet was Hershey, which Twix did not mind since he thought his little brother was pretty awesome.  However, with the departure of his two older siblings, he noticed his father exhibiting some rather strange behaviour. Screenshot-8568Some very odd behaviour indeed…Screenshot-8566…And no conveniently placed plate could hide this fact.    Screenshot-8567Twix sobbed when he realised, being heir and all, he would not be able to move out to escape this kind of trauma.  At least, for the time being.Screenshot-8564

Chapter 6.11

Chapter 6.11 Poor Pencil

It was not long before Cointreau and Jeffery started to get wrinkles and all that jazz.  Still, Cointreau had ways to keep the passion going between them.

‘Honey, I’m not working today…’ Jeffery muttered, adverting eye contact with his wife.

‘I don’t care.  Put it on or I’ll poison one of our children.’Screenshot-7042Cointreau sure did know how to blackmail her husband into wearing his medical career uniform, purely for her own pleasure.  This was pretty much an everyday occurrence, much to the dismay of everyone else in the family.Screenshot-7044Twix masked out his parents’ strange fetishes by focusing on the things he loved the most, which included making potions and, more recently, camp night-time gardening.Screenshot-7116Screenshot-7158Screenshot-7159Since he was the only genius child (at this point of the legacy), his other siblings often turned to him for advice.

‘So, I’ve got a bit of a pain in my thigh, and I can’t find my pencil… Any thoughts?’Screenshot-7220Screenshot-7218‘Twix, I think she has…’Screenshot-7021 ‘Err, can’t say I can see anything wrong.  Looks fine to me.’Screenshot-7215Soon enough, it was Aero’s birthday and he was about to celebrate his glorious transition into young adult-hood; one stage closer to death effectively.Screenshot-7057‘Perhaps I’ll gain a useful trait,’ Aero thought.Screenshot-7051Unfortunately, this was not the case.Aero Good TraitScreenshot-7086A few days later, the family threw a pool party for Hershey’s birthday.  Here are two unnecessary half-naked shots of Aero and Twix relaxing on pool floats.Screenshot-7089Screenshot-7092All in all this was a grand day since there was cake involved.Screenshot-7108And Hershey was obviously excited about becoming a teenager since he would be allowed to tamper with more dangerous stuff on his workbench.Screenshot-7109Despite receiving bushy eyebrows, Hershey did not look too shabby, although due to constantly peering at his reflection in the scrap metal he had collected over the years, he grew up to become a bit of a snob.Screenshot-7118Sadly, Hershey’s thirteenth birthday was not a great experience for Yorkie.  Somehow, a larger dog had gatecrashed the party and decided to steal Yorkie’s stuff.Screenshot-7097Yorkie would have done something about it, but as the dog was more than double his size he decided it would be best not to try and be a hero.  That, and he was certain the other dog had drunk one too many vodkas.Screenshot-7098The months continued to fly by, and soon enough it was time for Aero to graduate from sixth form college.Screenshot-7122He decided to drive his siblings to the town hall for his graduation ceremony.  Cointreau and Jefferey insisted they would make they own way there purely based on the fact that Aero did not have an actual driver’s licence.  Screenshot-7126Bounty was secretly a little bit jealous of her brother’s mortar board hat and hoped that the one she would wear on her graduation would look just as good on her.Screenshot-7129By around nightfall, Aero finally managed to leave the graduation hall with his diploma despite he was hungry, exhausted and desperate for the toilet.Screenshot-7137The following morning he started the fairly simple University entrance procedure, where upon he was informed he would have to increase his skills to gain the maximum amount of free credits for his chosen degree.Screenshot-7164Poor Admiral the gnome was devastated about the prospect of the first of the children heading off to University because he knew this would mean Aero would get a taste for alcohol, thus jeopardizing Admiral’s steadily growing wine collection.  This was a very sad time for him indeed.Screenshot-7154  

Chapter 6.10

Chapter 6.10 We love cake

Somehow, despite getting older, Cointreau and Jeffery were still very much in love.Screenshot-6933His doctor’s outfit was partly to thank for this.Screenshot-6935Their children were also growing up well.  Twix had inherited his mum’s smarts and enjoyed studying muchly.Screenshot-6958He also started to dabble with the chemistry set, which had been passed down in the family since Generation 2.Screenshot-6957The little prodigy was also a dab hand at chess, quite often playing against sad, lonely men online who still lived in their mother’s basements and / or attics.Screenshot-6943At some point, Hershey had grown up into a not too shabby looking child.  He was definitely more adorable as a toddler, however.  Like all the other children, he had inherited the trademark Mika honker.Screenshot-6936Being eccentric, he quickly hi-jacked the workbench that his Great-Aunt Amaretto had once used, and started to create random inventions, most of which turned out to be boring lumps of metal with no real purpose.Screenshot-6930During breakfast time, Aero and Bounty started to chat about who would be picked to front Generation 7 since the main chapters for this generation were drawing to an end.Screenshot-6960Bounty was hopeful that she would be chosen to front the next generation since she was the only girl of the current generation.  How her logic even worked, no one knew.Screenshot-6962‘You’ll pick me, right?’ Bounty asked one day, when her siblings were in the other room singing karaoke.Screenshot-6941Cointreau came back with her response instantly.

‘With a mug like that, you’d be so lucky.  I don’t understand how your father and I managed to produce your face with our genetics.’ Screenshot-6940Naturally, this severely crippled Bounty’s self-esteem.Screenshot-6944Sometime later, Cointreau decided to prove she still possessed her friendly trait by throwing a swanky party for Twix’s transition into teenhood.  Obviously, this was just another excuse to stuff her face with cake.  Lots of cake.Screenshot-6969‘Are you just going to stand there?’ Aero asked his brother, impatient for his slice of cake.Screenshot-6976‘I’d suggest you better get off your arse and start cheering if you want your bloody cake.’ Twix said, and quite rightly so.Screenshot-6973‘Err, yeah! Woo! Happy birthday, Twix!’Screenshot-6980Much to their surprise, Twix turned into quite a dishy young man.  This, no doubt, would help him win votes to become heir of the next generation.Screenshot-7026Cointreau did not approve of this, primarily because Twix was blonde, and she did not want her ascendants to possess the same hair colour as him, for some reason, she was worried no-one would take the Bailey family name seriously anymore if they possessed inferior genetics.Screenshot-6919Ricky suggested Cointreau should just change her name to Hitler and get things over and done with.Screenshot-7078Dictator references aside, this chapter will end on a picture of Yorkie playing with what appears to be a hotdog (that or Cointreau should really keep her “secret” bedroom drawer locked shut).Screenshot-7025

Chapter 6.6

Chapter 6.6 – Baby chocolate

Surprisingly, Cointreau was rather upset over Pooka’s death.  To her it was like losing an arch-nemesis, a very furry one.Screenshot-6403Two days later, she adopted an adorable Yorkshire terrier whom she named Yorkie.  She quickly forgot all about whatever the old family dog was called and planned to train Yorkie to become her evil sidekick.Screenshot-6406Time passed by.  Cointreau went into labour, as do most women who are pregnant.Screenshot-6416Despite working in the medical field, Jeffery found it hard to keep his composure.  Midwifery was not his thing.Screenshot-6421‘Oh God, I think I felt the baby move down.’Screenshot-6419Screenshot-6420Somehow, Jeffery drove Cointreau to hospital just in time for her to pop out their firstborn. They named him Aero since Cointreau was fond of the chocolate brand with the same name.Screenshot-6423Cointreau adored spending time with Aero and looking after him to the best of her ability.Screenshot-6432And by look after him, she basically just left Tremayne to raise him over the next several years whilst she focused on her career and having more children, but we will come to this later.Screenshot-6440Cointreau only really took back ownership when it came around to Aero’s birthdays, primarily so she had an excuse to eat cake.Screenshot-6459He grew into a cute little toddler, as do most Baileys.Screenshot-6484And enjoyed putting phallic shaped objects into his mouth a little too much.Screenshot-6477A few months down the line, Cointreau and Jeffery celebrated their transition into pure, but not so simple, adulthood.Screenshot-6493After eating both cakes, Jeffery decided to completely murder the song “No Limit”.Screenshot-6538He was such an embarrassment that even Aero found it awkward hanging out with him afterwards.Screenshot-6476Despite this, Cointreau was still seduced by his sexy eyebrows and stubble that very night.Screenshot-6490Screenshot-6488Sadly, Jeffery’s charm only worked to a certain extent and it was not enough to keep the repo man at bay.  It was not as if they could not afford the bills, they were bordering on becoming millionaires after all, They had just forgotten to pay for the last installment of their recently installed hot-tub.Screenshot-6513The repo man ended up taking one of their many computers.Screenshot-6514And more devastatingly, a plate of autumn salad.Screenshot-6520The expression on his face suggested that he got off on his job far more than he should.    Screenshot-6522When Cointreau found the little surprise he left splattered across the dining room table, naturally this made her feel nauseous.Screenshot-6525She was unable to make it to the toilet in time however, so left her own nasty surprise all over the floor, which Jeffery later found, causing him to vomit instantly.Screenshot-6526Soon enough, it was revealed that Cointreau was pregnant, again.Screenshot-6535During this pregnancy,  she started to tutor her nephew, Brock, as he was rather rubbish at school but still wanted to go off to University.Screenshot-6550The fact that he could not even do simple multiplication worried her somewhat, but thankfully he was not her child to fret over.Screenshot-6543Soon enough, Cointreau got bored and contemplated what she would ask Jeffery to cook for dinner on his return from work. Screenshot-6545They had waffles for dinner that night, in case you’re wondering.Screenshot-6583A few months later, Cointreau gave birth to a baby girl, whom was named Bounty, also after a chocolate bar.  The labour went pretty smoothly, but it took Cointreau several days before she allowed Jeffery back in the house.Screenshot-6591This was because he had been out drinking after his shift and had passed out in front of the hospital on his way to meet Cointreau, and thus publicly disgraced himself as well as the Bailey household.Screenshot-6589We end this chapter on a bunny gnome sitting on a llama, because quite frankly this has to be one of the most awesome things programmed into a game ever.Screenshot-6512

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