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Chapter 9.4

Chapter 9.4 Worst Wedding Ever

The years went by quickly.  Soon Basil was celebrating some sort of landmark birthday.Screenshot-13920Knowing that there would be cake, Orion and Rolo turned up to celebrate.  Screenshot-13929Their family also tagged along.  Here is a snapshot of Orion’s son, Kraig.  Yes, Orion and Melanie were too cool to name him ‘Craig’.  Screenshot-13952Rolo also had a son, who quite honestly looked a bit gawky.  His name was Irwin though, so what did you expect?Screenshot-13931Chilli enjoyed missing with him, having a sense of humour and all.   Screenshot-13932Oh yes, Chilli had grown up into a cute kid.  No doubt he had inherited the best genetics from his parents.  Would he turn into a good looking teenager?  Only time would tell.Screenshot-13873He also loved baking muffins.Screenshot-13844And he was into painting random things with neon paint.Screenshot-13864They were not the most masculine of activities, but Chilli enjoyed them so that was all that mattered.     Screenshot-13862Despite he thought he son was rather awesome, Basil secretly enjoyed spending time with Bongo more than hanging out with Chilli.Screenshot-13867His career as a thief meant that the police often sniffed around his house, so having a big dog meant that they kept their distance from the house, scared they would get their faces gnawed off.  Screenshot-13870‘Hey, isn’t it about time we got married?’ Tia asked one night, realising that this was Chapter 9.4.

‘I suppose it is,’ Basil agreed, happy to jump at any opportunity where he could dress up like a dapper old penguin.Screenshot-13883And so, a few weeks later, Tia donned her wedding gown – which Basil had stolen from Kate Middleton- and looked forward to finally becoming a Bailey.Screenshot-14005Outside, Rolo thought it would be hilarious to throw a water balloon at Basil’s freshly ironed wedding suit.  Screenshot-14013For a moment, it looked like Basil wanted to punch Rolo in the face, but then he started to laugh hysterically.  Naturally this freaked Rolo out a bit since he was certain he had crossed the line with his butch little brother.Screenshot-14015‘Oh you, always the prankster,’ Basil chuckled.  Rolo started to laugh along, cautiously at first.    Screenshot-14014‘Haha, yeah, that’s me,’ Rolo chortled along, ‘Say, how about we…’

‘Haha… Get out of my house,’ Basil said bluntly. Screenshot-14016Meanwhile, by the buffet table, Maple stood around bored out of her mind.  For once she was not in the limelight, and she had no husband or man in general to make out with to pass the time.Screenshot-14031She pondered what she could do to liven things up and become the center of attention. Screenshot-14032‘I suppose there’s one thing,’ Maple muttered out loud.   Screenshot-14033Screenshot-14035    Screenshot-14038‘Yep, this will work nicely.’Screenshot-14051‘Really?!  It wasn’t even your time,’ The Grim Reaper said. ‘How did you even… You know what, I don’t actually care.’  Screenshot-14062Tia desperately tried to win back the attention of their wedding guests so she could, you know, actually get married to Basil, however, her attempt was in vain sadly.Screenshot-14068‘So, Maple, any last words or requests?’ Old Grimmy asked.      Screenshot-14071‘Well, now that you mention it…’Screenshot-14067THREE HOURS LATER

‘Ok, I’m bored now.’Screenshot-14075 Screenshot-14074  Screenshot-14076And so, Maple was whisked away into her resting place, and the wedding was pretty much over before it had even started.Screenshot-14077‘Only your Grandmother would go to the extremes of dying at a wedding to become the star attraction,’ Tia sighed to Chilli once the commotion had died down.Screenshot-14089‘Indeed. Well done for ruining the day, Maple,’ the Graduation Gnome said, giving her selfish actions a solid thumbs up.     Screenshot-14092‘I’m sure your wedding would have just been generic and boring,’ Chilli replied as he munched on his chilli con carne.  Screenshot-14088Tia made a mental note to poison his pack lunch on Monday.Screenshot-14086

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Chapter 8.8

Chapter 8.8 Nice day for a white wedding

Maple and Cory decided to throw a winter wedding in their backyard, just to be different.  Being insanely rich, they were able to afford ice sculpted chairs and a cute DJ called Tom.Screenshot-11572To Maple’s annoyance, the paparazzi also made an appearance since she was a Z list celebrity in the media world.  Fortunately, she had a way to deal with such inconveniences.

‘Hmm, that’s funny,’ Maple spoke out loud, ‘I don’t remembering hiring a chubby and persistently annoying photographer for the wedding.’Screenshot-11564‘Bitch’Screenshot-11560Soon, the official photographer turned up, just in the nick of time for the happy couple to exchange vows and what not.Screenshot-11598As it turned out, Maple was not very photogenic.Screenshot-11595Yet Cory was.Screenshot-11599For this reason, Maple favoured the long distant shots, and the ones where she was not gawping like a demented pitbull.Screenshot-11600During the ceremony, Pistachio was, perhaps, a little bit too emotional.Screenshot-11593No one, apart from his wife (Nicole), found it endearing.Screenshot-11615‘Now we’re married, I guess this means you’re gonna start nagging me more often now,’ Cory joked.

Maple stared him down into a deathly silence.Screenshot-11580He then quickly kissed her before she could ask for a divorce.Screenshot-11606Screenshot-11614‘Cake time!’ Maple enthused, and quite rightly so.Screenshot-11621-editScreenshot-11622-editMaple was quite happily about to dig into her scrumptious slice of wedding cake, until Devon Hoff made his way over to her table, balancing his own equally slice of awesomeness on his old arthritic hand.Screenshot-11629-editMaple did her best to ignore him as he stood there, but he soon enough spoke up.Screenshot-11628-edit‘Room for one more?’ He asked, eyes hopeful.Screenshot-11626-editScreenshot-11627-edit‘Give it time, she’ll come running back to me,’ Devon confidently said, five minutes later, sat at a completely different table.Screenshot-11631-edit‘Sorry, old man,’ Almond asked, her mouth filled with delicious moist cake, ‘did you say something?’Screenshot-11630-editMeanwhile, since the DJ had decided to up and leave before the party was even over, the ever musically talented Rolo had taken over.Screenshot-11633-edit‘I’m making musics!’Screenshot-11635-editNow, it was a common misconception that aliens unitentionally invented dub-step when they first attempted to make contact with humans.  Naturally this was not the case, and as soon discovered, this type of “music” played at exceedingly high volumes was very damaging to an alien’s eardrums, and thus resulted in Orion passing out and almost freezing to death in the snow.Screenshot-11642-editFortunately, Tremayne had come outside to show off his new lover: the hairdryer.Screenshot-11643-edit‘Suppose I’d better do the just thing…’ Tremayne sighed, and proceeded to thaw Orion with Brenda the hairdryer.Screenshot-11644-editMinutes later, Orion had been defrosted.  Tremayne cheered for joy, well, until Orion snatched the hairdryer out from his hand, tossed it into the pool and swore at Tremayne for burning his perfect alien complexion, before marching off.Screenshot-11647-edit‘Why do I even bother?’ Tremayne sighed, then decided to head on inside for a piping hot shower.Screenshot-11648-editThat night, several guests decided to stay over, and by stay over, I mean they basically decided to stand on the front porch and wet themselves because they had temporarily lost the ability to navigate themselves down a straight path and leave the property through an open gate. Pistachio was one of these people, which was why he was a bit stinky the following morning.

After breakfast, he approached Rolo, who was about to practice his mad skills on the DJ booth.Screenshot-11650‘Soon the time will come for Maple to pass the legacy down to someone, and personally, I think you’re best suited,’ Pistachio confessed.  In all honesty, he did not entirely feel this way and just fancied witnessing a bit of drama between his nephews.

‘Couldn’t agree with you anymore, Unc,’ Rolo replied, finally glad that someone had recognised his great potential.  ‘Basil may be a smart guy, but he does have a tendency to steal things at times; not particularly a positive role model for the next generation, right?’Screenshot-11649They continued to bitch about Basil until Rolo eventually noticed that his younger brother had in fact been standing right by them for the entirety of their private conversation, which made things a little bit awkward.Screenshot-11651Naturally, this gave Basil the incentive to prove he could be a just a worthy heir as Rolo could be.  He already had some pretty good traits, minus his kleptomania, so all he needed was a baby vessel, and he had just the girl in mind.  Tia Aquino was a generic pretty young lady who was in a few of his classes at school.Screenshot-11652‘Wanna go out with me so I have a shot at owning all the fancy stuff in this house?’Screenshot-11674Tia accepted his proposition, partly out of pity, but mainly out of greed.Screenshot-11675‘This legacy is giving me a headache,’ rudley interrupted Devon.  In truth, he was feeling bitter that Maple had selected Cory over him and the realisation that he would never become a valued part of the Bailey legacy had become too much to bear.Screenshot-11668Thankfully for him, this generation was now finished, which meant it was unlikely he would ever be mentioned again, unless Basil is selected as the final heir, but that is totally up to the public!  This time the heir voting poll will be posted up once the university chapters have been posted up.
I’m on holiday between 5th October – 16th October, so the university chapters shall commence on my return 🙂  Much love.

Chapter 7.4

Chapter 7.4 Double team

As promised, Hershey granted his older brother the air-time he deserved.  Twix, being a smart cookie, utilized this time wisely and decided to take Whitney to a nearby lake; not to drown her, but to pop the question.Screenshot-8779After much fumbling, he managed to open up the box and reveal the ultra sparkly engagement ring to Whitney, who had been waiting for his proposal pretty much since the day Hershey had proposed to Allyson.Screenshot-8782Still, she managed to feign her surprise, and all in all, it was a pleasant engagement.Screenshot-8786Screenshot-8789‘I like sparkly things,’ Whitney stated.  She stood there staring at her engagement ring for the next five hours.  Twix got bored after two hours and left her to it.Screenshot-8787In the end, Twix and Hershey ended up having a double wedding.  It was a practical idea considering how long wedding parties seem to take in the Sim world.Screenshot-8818As expected, they wedded in the same location Cointreau and Jeffrey had, mainly because the scenery was fabulous for photographs.  Naturally, Twix and Whitney were first to exchange vows, being the stars of this generation and all (well, for the time being).Screenshot-8831‘Check us out, doing adult stuff!’Screenshot-8826Aero was the only family member who held a small trace of resentment because he wished he could of had a fancy wedding.Screenshot-8839Instead, all he got was a crappy off-camera notification.Aero and Adrianne marriedWho this “close friend” was, no one knew, not even Aero.Screenshot-8837Still, it was a beautiful ceremony.  Screenshot-8843And most importantly, there was cake.Screenshot-8852Earl, who was the only one still alive from generation 6, actually only showed up because of this.Screenshot-8858Oh, and Allyson almost got married to the wrong guy, who happened to be Samuel McNeil.Screenshot-8859He had split up with Bounty a few months ago, after finally finding out that she had deliberately stopped taking her contraceptive pill.Screenshot-8863Fortunately, Hershey stepped in just in time and told Samuel where to stick it.    Screenshot-8867And so, they were married and all were happy.Screenshot-8875Screenshot-8876Screenshot-8873Well, all except for Tremayne as he managed to miss the weddings by -you guessed it- shorting-out after trying to down a bottle of tequila.Screenshot-8900  

Chapter 6.5

Chapter 6.5 – This generation is progressing, honestly!

Naturally, Cointreau threw an awesome hen do and even wore a wig for the occasion because the hat she wanted to wear did not go with her current hairdo.  All her sisters showed up, including Peach despite not being displayed in this picture.Screenshot-6209She spent most the night allowing Tremayne to spurt liquid all over her face.Screenshot-6220Her party was certainly more epic than Jeffery’s stag do.Screenshot-6194The stripper maids Earl had hired were not all that attractive, nor were they enthusiastic about their jobs.Screenshot-6190Overall, they were not as awesome as the firemen and magacian that appeared at Cointreau’s hen night.Screenshot-6210‘Boo!’ Jerry said, to reflect this.Screenshot-6191Their actual wedding was lovely, and made a change from the traditional backyard weddings the last few generations had celebrated during the Sunlit Tides era.Screenshot-6282Screenshot-6272Screenshot-6276‘We are now totally married,’ Cointreau said, patting Jeffery on the shoulder, as if he were a child who could barely comprehend things. Screenshot-6289Then they did the traditional cutting of the cake thing, whilst random strangers and gatecrashers stood round in hope they would be given a slice.Screenshot-6300Screenshot-6311Sadly, for Cointreau, the cake did not go down to well.Screenshot-6323And, well, it literally came back up.Screenshot-6327As it turned out, Cointreau was actually pregnant, which was great news for this generation as it had almost reached the halfway point, in relation to chapters.Screenshot-6341Unfortunately, with most chapters, this one would not end happily.  A few months after the wedding and pregnancy revelation, old Grimmy made an appearance in the kitchen, but not to serve breakfast.Screenshot-6357‘Pooka Bailey, your time in this legacy is up, as well as your life in general really.’Screenshot-6358Pooka gazed back at the cloaked figure standing before him, clearly not able to comprehend the situation, being a dog and all that jazz.Screenshot-6359‘Aw, come here and give us a hug!’ The Grim Reaper cooed, realising just how fluffy and awesome looking this dog was.Screenshot-6360Pooka’s eyes lit up and he galloped into Grimmy’s arms, quite literally.Screenshot-6362‘Ok, enough of that.  Fetch, boy, fetch!’Screenshot-6365Screenshot-6366And so, for the third time in Pooka’s life, he flew up into the ceiling, only this time into a green vortex which hopefully led to some sort of afterlife and not everlasting torture or a world with no cake (which is pretty much the same thing in all honesty).Screenshot-6367‘Nooo! Pooka was the only family member who truly understood me!’ Tremayne sobbed when he walked in, just in time to see Pooka’s arse disappear through the portal. ‘Please, bring him back!’  Screenshot-6370The Grim Reaper stood there, and although his face was concealed by his hood, it was obvious he was contemplating something.  Finally, after a few more seconds of silence he spoke.

‘You have a Playstation 3, right?  Can I play some Burnout?  Haven’t played that game in years.’Screenshot-6371Alas, The Grim Reaper played Burnout for many hours, whilst Tremayne hysterically wailed in the bathroom until his sounder card shorted out.  All in all, it was an average day.   Screenshot-6374

Chapter 5.11

Chapter 5.11 – And so they finally wedded

Saffron continued to be a science geek, who was no doubt going to grow up to become a doctor or a surgeon, much to her parents delight. Screenshot-4221Peach, who was an avid animal lover and no real talents, had managed to talk her parents into getting her a horse, whom she named Milo.  She hoped to train him up to win lots of races and show-jumping competitions so she could make lots of money.Screenshot-4217Shame he did not share her dreams and ambitions.Screenshot-4219‘Ow.’Screenshot-4220Once Peach had near enough recovered from her spinal injuries, Mika and Jameson decided it was time to get married, so organised a lovely late spring wedding.  Mika went for the lovely toilet roll cover look, which she managed to pull off fairly well.Screenshot-4230Being the youngest of the children, poor Frangelico and Cointreau were subjected to wearing matching bridesmaid dresses.Screenshot-4238Screenshot-4239As expected, a lot of familiar faces showed up to the wedding ceremony, including Murphy who was now grey and old.  Prince/King Joffrey from Game of Thrones also made an appearance.  Screenshot-4246Mika and Jameson stood patiently under the arch of tradition, waiting for every to get outside, before they said their vows and what not.Screenshot-4247‘Will you marry me, under the knowledge that we will eventually stop having woohoo altogether and I’ll have to resort to self-woohooing in the shower every morning?’ Jameson asked, a serious look gleaming in his adoring eyes.Screenshot-4248‘Sounds good to me!’ Mika responded, cupping her hands with his.Screenshot-4252And with that, they smooched and stuff, until everyone stopped cheering and throwing confetti at them.Screenshot-4257Of course, not everyone was happy.  Nina, who had only happened to be passing by the house on her bi-weekly run, fell into a state of total dismay when she realised that the celebrations going on in the garden were for Mika’s and Jameson’s marriage.  Screenshot-4259Nina then knew for certain that she had well and truly blown her chance with getting together with Jameson.  Still, she hung around, in hope she would be able to get her hands on a slice of wedding cake.Screenshot-4255‘Bitch ain’t getting any cake,’ thought Mika after clocking onto Nina’s presence.Screenshot-4264She then proceeded to announce to the guests that she would ensure most of them would receive a slice of cake; putting lots of emphasis on the word most.Screenshot-4266Screenshot-4267As the guests queued up for their cakey noms, Earl practiced his duck-face expression for the wedding photographer, whilst Peach peered over unimpressed at their Uncle Murphy, who was drunkenly doing the can-can by the edge of the pool, already drunk on the cocktails Tremayne had made.Screenshot-4276Alas, Jameson and Mika were finally man and wife, after year of putting it off.  That very night, they practiced the start of celibacy by having woohoo many times before realising they were doing it all wrong.  Screenshot-4313They would master things one day, as do most couples approaching their fifties.

Chapter 5.4

Chapter 5.4 – And then his face caught on fire

Amaretto’s plan was to simply invite Mika Moore over, with the promise of fun sunny weather and plenty of entertainment.  She hoped that her presence would influence Jameson to out less time and dedication into his career, in favour of making lots of woohoo with his lovely lady.Screenshot-3348She prayed that the future would pan out the way it had when she had visited it.  Jameson’s overexertion was becoming more of an issue, particularly during his most recent show when he somehow managed to catch his face on fire.Screenshot-3416Screenshot-3417Luckily most of the crowd were Michael Jackson fans, so assumed that it was some kind of tribute to the King of Pop.  Screenshot-3418Judd was the first to greet Mika when she arrived, since he was already outside to collect the mail, and to build a snowman.  Seeing her shivering (she had not quite braced herself for the arctic weather due to Amaretto’s lie about the island being sunny all year round), he decided it was best to invite her in. Screenshot-3363Hearing a bit of fuss going on by the front door, Jameson ventured out the kitchen, only to be literally pounced on and devoured by Mika, who quite honestly had not seen him in many months.Screenshot-3381His expression was one of shock, particularly after the kiss had ended.Screenshot-3382Mika giggled, before she explained to Jameson that she had decided to pay him a surprise visit on the whim.Screenshot-3371‘I may need some warming up,’ Mika heavily hinted, ‘I wasn’t expecting it to be this cold here!’Screenshot-3373It only took Jameson a record-breaking two minutes to clock on to what Mika was actually implying.   After that, all he had to do was give her one smoldering look before she was more than ready to follow him upstairs to bed. Screenshot-3368Later that evening, Amaretto decided it was time to pop the question to Cade, who had been living with the Baileys pretty much since Malibu and Aaron had moved out. Screenshot-3428Cade was a little bit peeved because she had hoped to be the one to do the whole proposal malarkey, but she soon did not mind when she saw just how shiny and expensive the engagement ring that Amaretto had got her was.Screenshot-3429Clearly Cade was not shallow in the slightest. Screenshot-3433They had a very grand winter lesbian wedding, complete with snow and pretty clothes (as the following pictures dictate).Screenshot-3451Screenshot-3457Screenshot-3461And then, a couple of months later, they moved out and started to research into ways of having children who would inherit both their genetics, using in-game cheats crazy scientific methods (note: they went on to have five children between them).Screenshot-3493This chapter shall end on a picture of Murphy and Margaret’s firstborn child, Francisco.  Naturally, he’s quite cute, although his choice of attire is questionable…Screenshot-3427

Chapter 5.2

Chapter 5.2 –  Man, did he love cake

Despite his seemingly boisterous bravado, Jameson sometimes found it difficult to speak to people, more so than often when he was trying to secure gigs from proprietors who barely spoke a word of Simlish.  Screenshot-3109He attempted to communicate using wild gestures, but this only confused matters further.Screenshot-3110Screenshot-3112Eventually the old lady clued on that he was after a gig, not a rampant night of crazy sex, and gave him a slot for the following day to perform outside the coffee-house.Screenshot-3206Screenshot-3204He pretty much nailed it.  Even Hayley, who had only popped along to throw stuff at him, was mildly entertained.   Screenshot-3208Yes indeed, things were going well for Jameson and his budding career.  He had no plans to ask Mika Moore to move in with him as of yet.  Well, not until all his siblings had eventually moved out.Screenshot-3217Aaron had recently proposed to Malibu, so it was now only a matter of time before she moved out (sadly without Mew the cat due to her now living with Murphy and all).Screenshot-3194Still, she was confident she would have sexy babies with Aaron, so nothing else mattered really.Screenshot-3200A few months later, Malibu was all set to get married.  She even had the dress and everything.Screenshot-3242Aaron was more enthused about the cake, however.  Man, did he love cake.Screenshot-3238And dancing.Screenshot-3298The wedding took place in the usual location, and the same old screenshots photos were taken.Screenshot-3258Screenshot-3283Murphy was an emotional wreck, whereas Coco was proud that at least one of her children was not a complete embarrassment.Screenshot-3260Cookie, Coco’s older brother, managed to make an appearance to the wedding.   He used to be ginger once upon a time.  Screenshot-3282Oh, and Margaret was also totally pregnant. Screenshot-3295She went on to have a baby boy, who Murphy decided they would name Francisco because it was a rather awesome name.  Please see screenshot below for proof of this.Murphy's First ChildSpeaking of awesome, this chapter shall end on a picture of Fudge Bailey, standing by the water-slide his wife tragically died on.Screenshot-3239

Chapter 5.1

Chapter 5.1 – Sorry for the wait!

After what felt like a really long time, the triplets returned home from University after graduating with first class degrees, and a very smug Jameson was offered the role of heir for the next generation.  Not by Coco, of course, but by the general public.Screenshot-3151She was not too thrilled with this news, but since she was growing old and hagged, no one particularly cared.Screenshot-3152And soon she would realise that no amount of spa treatments would revive her once youthful complexion.  Screenshot-2535A few months later, Murphy decided it was about time to pop the question to his long-term girlfriend, Margaret Cade.  She had been living with the family pretty much since he had graduated from University after all.Screenshot-2547The answer was an obvious yes. Screenshot-2551And perhaps Murphy got a little bit too excited about this.  Not that it mattered because he was awesome and deserved happiness.   Screenshot-2553Unlike a certain somebody…Screenshot-3180Tremayne, who had been lurking by the kitchen doorway, spying on the couple, was the first to congratulate them.  By them, I mean just Margaret because Murphy had gone upstairs to take a shower.Screenshot-2562This resulted in Margaret Cade bursting into tears, sobbing, ‘Why does he never leave me alone?’ Screenshot-2561This made Tremayne… or rather Tremayne’s programming instructed him to feel sad about this, and for the umpteenth time in his life he contemplated suicide. Screenshot-2567Murphy and Margaret held their wedding that very summer, just a couple of months after getting engaged.  By this point the Baileys had a ridiculous amount of money, so throwing money away to a couple who would be moving out to become forgotten about was no big issue anymore.Screenshot-3121Jameson volunteered to be the entertainment at the party, showing off his “pro” torch and sword skills, like it was 1999.  Screenshot-3115Screenshot-3116Screenshot-3119Sadly, the wedding guests weren’t too impressed, but that was mainly because they would have preferred a magician called Magic Mike, who all the cool kids during that time were hiring for their weddings.Screenshot-3117Arguably, Murphy became a little bit over emotional during the wedding ceremony and started cooing about how much he loved his “sweet dovey-wove.”Screenshot-3138‘Please, shut up,’ Hayley sighed to her nephew. Her hair had recently started to turn grey, and, unlike her twin sister Coco, she was proudly embracing it. Screenshot-3145Taking Hayley’s wise advice, Murphy kissed the bride and was then officially married (because that’s how things work- obviously no paperwork is involved with these things).Screenshot-3132Oh, and as for Mew the cat, she got taken away by the RSPCA because she was accidentally neglected.  That’s why there was no mention of her in this chapter up until now.Screenshot-3159Ta ta!Screenshot-3160(Just for the record, Mew was adopted by Murphy shortly after he left the Bailey household with Margaret and moved in with Hayley and her son, so all was well).  

Chapter 4.3

Chapter 4.3 – Don’t you, forget about me

As soon as Coco could after having Murphy, she was back to doing her martial arts, quickly achieving her blue belt in Kick Ass.Screenshot-1007Whereas Judd continued being a very smoldering hot fireman for her.Screenshot-1004Unfortunately, it was not all plain sailing.  Since Stacey had achieved whatever his lifetime wish was, and was still missing Irish more than anything, he decided it was a good time to hang in the towel and die.Screenshot-979The Grim Reaper promptly appeared to collect him, as he got lost on the way to the afterlife.Screenshot-980Taking hold of Stacey’s weedy arm, the Old Grim Reaper escorted him to the everlasting ghost party.Screenshot-984Once his body was buried in the garden, along with all the other dead Baileys, it was apparent just how quickly the number of gravestones out there was increasing.  Coco and Judd were aware that one day their gravestones would join this picture.Screenshot-987Therefore, two months after Stacey’s death, Coco and Judd had a pleasant summer wedding in the usual place of tradition, before anyone else they cared about, or themselves, decided to die.  Screenshot-1021 Screenshot-1022 Screenshot-1023Such a cute couple they were, it made everyone at the wedding vomit.Screenshot-1025After all the guests had headed home, Coco and Judd grabbed a taxi to the local park, where they sat in the rain, contemplating about how brilliant their day had been.        Screenshot-1039It was a grand day indeed, despite Coco’s dress got ruined from sitting on the wet grass for too long, and Judd ended up with a nasty cold that lasted for almost two weeks.  Screenshot-1041‘Hey, hey!  Check me out, I’m swimming!’ Ricky Bailey announced, abruptly changing the focus of the ending to this chapter, since he had not been mentioned for quite a while now and still wanted to have involvement with the legacy.Screenshot-1079

Chapter 4.1

Chapter 4.1 – Gotta love a man in uniform

Finally, Cookie realised he was over staying his welcome in the Bailey household and got married to Thelma so he could move out and proceed to have babies with her.Screenshot-912Hayley even mimicked what Thelma would be doing to Cookie later on, once alone in their honeymoon suite.Screenshot-914Coco joined in with this too because she quite frankly found it hilarious.Screenshot-917Caramel, on the other hand, was traumatized for life.  He still pictured Coco and Hayley as being innocent little angels, so was distraught to see that this was clearly not the case anymore.Screenshot-916‘Oh sweetie,’ proclaimed Thelma, ‘would you please let me cut the cake?’Screenshot-919‘I have an idea!’ Cookie announced, pointing a finger promptly into the air.Screenshot-923And then Cookie proceeded to cut the cake, whilst Thelma prepared to punch him in the face, with hope she would break his nose so he would not be able to taste the wedding cake at all.Screenshot-924A few months later, Coco was delighted when her boyfriend, Judd, announced that he had successfully completed his Firefighter training course and would be joining the local / only fire brigade on the island.Screenshot-943She was more interested in how smexy he looked in his uniform more than the fact he had secured his dream job.Screenshot-936They started spending a lot more nights in together, if you know what I mean…Screenshot-942Nothing else really happened over the next couple of years.  Oh, besides the fact that Hayley was abducted by aliens again.

‘Craaaaap!’Screenshot-938

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