A Bailey Legacy

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Chapter 6.12

Chapter 6.12 Tattooed Zombies

Bounty decided to started developing her own online comic.  The story followed a mute man, convicted of murder, called Leigh who was sworn to protect a young orphaned girl called Satsuma during a zombie apocalypse.  She decided to name it “The Talking Dead”.Screenshot-7146The comic was a great hit, and before long Bounty was raking in the royalities, and there was even talks of a TV show and a computer game spin-off.Screenshot-7168Twix and Hershey, surprised by Bounty’s sudden success, started to knuckle down more than ever with their studying, determined to show their mother that were as equally as ambitious in hope they would be selected to carry on the blood-line.Screenshot-7148Tremayne was very amused by this as he knew Cointreau was actually powerless to decide which of her brood would front the next generation.Screenshot-7147Bounty was not too fussed about being chosen to pop out babies in name of the Bailey legacy.  More than anything she wanted to win over her mother’s affections.Screenshot-7182She hoped that by explaining the scale of her recent success, her mum would be proud.

‘I’ve sold more issues of The Talking Dead Volume one than Kickass one and two combined,’ Bounty bragged between mouthfuls of muffin.Screenshot-7187Screenshot-7188‘I knew I should have drowned you whilst I had the chance,’ Cointreau said, referring back to the times she had washed Bounty in the sink as a baby.  Needless to say, after this Bounty gave up trying to impress her mum.Screenshot-7186Elsewhere, Aero was focusing more on developing his “rock ‘n’ roll” image before he went off to University.  The first step of establishing this was by getting a few meaningless tattoos which he would regret later on in life.Screenshot-7189‘Please make me look like a rock God!’Screenshot-7195Screenshot-7193‘Don’t worry, I’ll make you look pretty,’ the tattoo lady promised, a warm glow in her trustworthy yellow-orange tinted eyes. Screenshot-7194Naturally, Aero was a little bit nervous, particularly upon noticing that his tattooist had turned invisible somehow.Screenshot-7196Considering this obvious handicap, she did a great job at inking him up.  The llama tattoo on his arm was most certainly his favourite.Screenshot-7200Being a secret fan of Twilight, he also asked for a werewolf tattoo.  This was placed on his back so he would not have to look at it everyday and feel embarrassed for his secret crush on Taylor Lautner.Screenshot-7201Fortunately for him, Adrianne found his inkings uber sexy. Screenshot-7241Screenshot-7242‘I’m so fricking lucky!Screenshot-7244Unsurprisingly, that night, Hershey was too traumatized to sleep thanks to the paper thin walls between his and Aero’s bedroom.

‘Please make the creaking stop.’Screenshot-7178Now, things are going to be a bit different during the transition into Generation 7.  First of all, the voting poll is going to be posted up before the usual University bonus chapters are posted up.  This is really only because there is quite an age gap between Aero and Hershey, so Aero will be pretty much an adult by the time Hershey has turned into a young adult, which is a bit rubbish for Aero if he gets chosen to front the next generation.

The voting poll will remain up for a week or two, during this time Aero’s and Bounty’s University chapters will be posted up.  After that, regardless of who the winner is, Twix’s and Hershey’s University chapters will be posted up.  Then, the Generation 7 chapters will follow.  Hopefully that all makes sense, and if not, well, you should understand as everything proceeds.

The poll will be up shortly.  Please stay tuned you wonderful people! x x x

Chapter 3.2

Chapter 3.2- Mysterious Mysteries

Irish was instantly smitten by her new brother / second father, and did not think to question how he came to exist.  Since Caramel had no mother, Irish took him under her wing and often read him stories, written by Ricky Bailey, as she tucked him into bed.   Screenshot-476‘Why are all these stories about men hanging out together at cocktail bars?’ Caramel asked. Screenshot-477‘I don’t know,’ replied Irish, before she quickly got up, switched off the light switch, left the room and burnt the book in the oven.Screenshot-478Five months after Caramel joined the family, Irish and Stacey followed tradition by marrying in the back garden of the Bailey house.  Screenshot-490Screenshot-488Irish had prepared the cake herself, obviously, and made sure she was the one who got to cut it.

‘How fitting, I’m marrying a woman who likes to spend her time in the kitchen,’ Stacey chirped.

‘Darling, unless you fancy a castration I suggest you shut the fuck up,’ Irish said, loud enough so only Stacey could hear, but still smiling so their guests thought they were exchanging harmless lovey-dovey banter.  Screenshot-496Stacey soon shut up after that, and Irish, being hardcore, did not even need a knife to cut the wedding cake.Screenshot-497 ‘Impressive,’ thought Stacey.Screenshot-499Minty turned up to the wedding with her twin girls a bit later, since she and Federico had been busy consoling each other regarding the fact that Robert Pattinson had split up with Kristin Stewart in real life.Screenshot-501‘No worries, they’ll probably get back together for the premier of the last Twilight film,’ Irish reassured.Screenshot-500Several months later, Irish found out she was pregnant.Screenshot-503Turned out that Crissy was too, because she had not been taught anything about safe sex.Screenshot-502Crissy decided to propose to her blonde haired man, since she was certain he was the father.  The fact that he owned a flame patterned towel also sealed the deal.Screenshot-512‘Yey, now your organs will be mine, forever and ever,’ Crissy whispered as they hugged.Screenshot-515‘Did you just say something about my organs?’ Her boyfriend, perhaps called Jeff, asked.

‘No, don’t be silly!’ Crissy giggled.Screenshot-507A few weeks later, Jeff mysteriously disappeared, and Irish received a mysterious delivery of mystery meat, which she used to make some delicious hot-dogs, mmm. Screenshot-417

Chapter 2.8

Chapter 2.8 – No hard feelings?

Irish Bailey was relieved when it was finally time to graduate from culinary school. She was more than eager to start working to become one of the greatest chefs ever, and to play with fire in the safety of her own house.  Screenshot-402Unfortunately, her eagerness got the better of her and the rest of the family were not best pleased to find the graduation hall on fire by the time they arrived to congratulate Irish.  Screenshot-403Irish managed to avoid going to jail by baking a delicious fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for the judge and jury.  Instead, she was given a slap on the wrist and a lecture about why fire is dangerous and bad.Screenshot-447A few months later, Minty proposed to Federico after they had attended a Twilight film-fest at their local cinema.       Screenshot-396Federico did indeed “sqwee” like a fangirl (both at the proposal, and during the films).Screenshot-397Soon they were wedded and moved out of the Bailey household to start their own family and all that stuff.  Yes, family.  She was pregnant in this picture, not fat.Screenshot-432Being weighed down with the responsibility of carrying on the Bailey legacy, Irish decided that it was time to tackle her own demons, so she stole a questionable looking orange potion from Fudge’s chemistry creations collection.

‘So, if you drink this potion it’ll make anything you touch turn into fire,’ Irish lied as she handed it over to Crissy, her imaginary friend based of her childhood doll, who often encouraged her pyromaniac tendencies. Screenshot-443‘Sweet, I could burn me some kittens’ Crissy replied, before she gulped it down.

There was a puff of smoke and sparkles, Crissy spluttered and choked as the acidic liquid began to burn her insides.  Irish grinned wickedly… until, before her very eyes, Crissy started to morph into a human being, with real skin and everything.  Screenshot-444Irish’s jaw was still wide open even after the transformation had finished and Crissy was admiring her new body.  Once she had finished squeezing her new breasts, Crissy stared up at Irish wide-eyed and with a creepy puppet-like smile on her pudding shaped face.

‘I guess you weren’t expecting this happen?’ Crissy spoke in a low, eerie tone.

Slowly, Irish shook her head.

‘You were hoping the potion was going to kill me, weren’t you?’ Crissy’s voice remained the same as did her terrifying  facial expression.

Irish slowly nodded her head as an expression of unease appeared across her face.

‘No hard feelings though, right?’ Irish laughed, a very awkward laugh.Screenshot-445Crissy continued to stare at Irish, her eyes boring into Irish’s very soul.

‘Bitch, I’m going to murder you in your sleep.’Screenshot-446‘Shit,’ said Irish.

Chapter 2.7

Chapter 2.7 – To be honest, Jacob is better

Minty celebrated her transition into adulthood without fear that Irish would burn the venue down, or her waistcoat.   Screenshot-362It was after Minty had aged that Pippy realised that her and Fudge would need at least one of their daughters to carry on the Bailey Legacy.  Picking which one was not an easy feat.  Sure, Minty was a talented musician, and not an endangerment to their lives when it came to fires… Wait, scrap that, the choice was rather obvious in fact.  Screenshot-372In the end, Fudge and Pippy insisted that the two girls had a sing-off to decide who the next Generation heiress should be.  To most people’s surprise, Irish won.  It turned out that although Minty was great with instruments, her voice sounded somewhat like a cat with a severe throat infection.Screenshot-369Irish was so excited about her victory that she decided to meet her best friend, Stacey, at the local coffee house, to tell him the news.  Screenshot-377As she made her way over to the outdoor tables, she was instantly drawn to a well dressed man who was reading a Twilight book, maybe the first or second book in the series, Irish could not quite tell.  Screenshot-373Irish coughed loudly as an attempt to gain his attention, however, he was too engrossed with Bella’s love life to hear her.Screenshot-374Shrugging her shoulders, Irish took a seat opposite the man, placing her English homework down onto the table just to show him that she was all into literature and stuff.  Screenshot-375‘Excuse me!’ The man exclaimed.  He stood up quickly and rested an arm on his hip and pouted.  Irish could not help but think he looked a little bit like Edward Cullen.  Only a little bit.  Screenshot-376Just as Irish was about to ask the man if he fancied grabbing a coffee with her sometime, Stacey decided to pick the worst time to make his entrance. Screenshot-378‘Hey, Irish, how are you… Whoah, is that Robert Pattinson?’ Stacey cupped his hands over his face, like an excited school girl.

‘My name is Federico!’ The man revealed, throwing his arms out in frustration.  ‘And yes, I like Twilight… In fact, I love it!  Surely you do too, being a teenage girl?’

‘Er, no, not really.  I’m more of a cook book kind of girl.’

‘See, this is my problem!’ Federico sobbed.  ‘No girls like a man who’s a Twihard!’

As Stacey shifted awkwardly on his feet, an idea suddenly came to Irish.

‘My sister, she always plays that song Edward plays on the piano in the Twilight films,’ Irish revealed.  ‘She said she would be lucky to find a man who could put up with her playing  it.   I’ll set you two up!’Screenshot-379And so, Irish introduced Federico to Minty.  Screenshot-383It did not take too long for them to get familiar with one another, and to discuss their favourite Twilight moments.     Screenshot-386Pleased that her sister had found someone to spend the rest of her life with, Irish decided to bag herself a man too.  Screenshot-387So, that very evening, Irish ended up making out with Stacey at their prom night, despite he had clearly not made any effort with his attire.  I mean, three-quarter length combat trousers… come on!Screenshot-388

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