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Chapter 4.7

Chapter 4.7 – But she is the biggest troll of them all

Soon again it was Christmas time, and everyone was just thrilled to wait around for pretty much every Bailey in existence to open up their presents.Screenshot-1261An almost teenage Murphy was very excited to receive a box filled with what appears to be a block of multi-coloured pixels.Screenshot-1260Hayley, on the other hand, actually could not give two shits about what was happening in the other room and decided to Frape Judd, who had forgotten to log out from Facebook on his laptop. Screenshot-1264The triplets had also grown since their last appearance and had naturally gained new interests and traits.  Malibu was now a crazy cat lover, apparently.Screenshot-1292Amaretto was pretty much a spitting image of Coco, but actually cared about the rest of family unlike her mother. Screenshot-1290And Jameson was growing up into a mini version of Judd, and was simply easily impressed by anyone or anything and often stood still and stared into space, much like in this picture.Screenshot-1291Anyways, it turned out that everyone had received Christmas presents, except for poor Tremayne because no one really knew what mechanical beings actually liked, besides scrap metal and oil.  He was contemplating shutting down his own system, until Coco made a very thrilling announcement.

Do not fret Tremayne, I got you the best present ever,’ Coco revealed, her grin as wide as an obese child’s waistline.  ‘Judd and I paid some tramps to build you a luxury mini-house right next to ours!’Screenshot-1282Tremayne’s eyes welled up with tears.  Well, they would have if he had not been a simbot.  Still, his programming convinced him that he was feeling overwhelmed with emotion.’Is it cozy’ Tremayne asked.Screenshot-1283‘Of course it’s cozy!  Go outside, you can see it from the back porch!’  Coco replied, waving a clacker thingy (perhaps not the technical term, but oh well) up in the air, like she just did not care.Screenshot-1281Feeling excitement, Tremayne rushed outside.  His robotic heart churning in anticipation as his eyes scanned across the garden, looking for the personal living area which had been built especially for him.  Then, he saw it…  Slowly, the buzzing in his circuits dissipated.Screenshot-1297And that was the moment when Ricky Bailey realised Coco was a bigger troll than he had ever been.  Boy was he a proud Great-Grandfather!

‘Trololololo!’Screenshot-1280

Chapter 4.4

Chapter 4.4 – Boozey babies

Before long Murphy started to develop into a proper little human being, with real hair and everything.Screenshot-1066Coco ended up preggers again since she still had not quite grasped the basics of contraception.Screenshot-1065In the end, she ended up having not one, not two, but three babies, all at the same time.  Well, not literally because that would have probably killed her in all fairness.Screenshot-1077These babies were also named after alcoholic beverages.  Malibu was the first-born girl of the triplets.Screenshot-1082Amaretto was the second-born girl.Screenshot-1084And Jameson was the last, and only boy, to be pulled out from Coco’s stomach.Screenshot-1083Needless to say, having four children under the age of two made Coco a very smelly and stressed out individual, who could not even take her frustration out on a training dummy as she was forbidden to do any exercise until she had fully recovered from her Cesarean.Screenshot-1089Ricky, the douche-bag ghost, found this hilarious.Screenshot-1086That was until Coco threatened to call Ghost Busters.  Ricky swiftly changed his tune after that.Screenshot-1092Ricky even kindly helped the rest of the family organise a rocking party, to celebrate life in general.  He even got the Jameson seal of approval.Screenshot-1105Everyone worth knowing was invited, including Caramel, who honestly could not dance to save his life.Screenshot-1106Some random teenager also passed out, despite no alcohol was being served.  Screenshot-1102Judd made sure to point and laugh at him.Screenshot-1108Even Murphy, who, could still barely comprehend the things going on around him, guffawed in his general direction.Screenshot-1111He was clearly on the way of growing up to be a dick, like most other Baileys were.

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