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Chapter 7.9

Chapter 7.9 Ghost party

Like the song, Snowy had always believed he could fly, and one day this wish was granted.Screenshot-8978Unfortunately, this was only because he had died.Screenshot-8977Ewok was not a happy dog, she had hoped to at least have another litter with his mismatched companion before he glided off to the doggy pound in the sky. Screenshot-8974Pistachio dealt with the grief of Snowy’s death by exercising harder than ever in a bid that a healthy lifestyle would help him live forever, much like his Great-Uncle Earl (almost) had.Screenshot-9434Almond coped with things by eating pizza since it is a well known fact that pizza cures a majority of problems.Screenshot-9479‘Hey, Dad, can I invite some people over tonight for a sleepover?  It’ll really help take my mind of, you know, Snowy’s death.’

Twix laughed and told her that he would prefer to not spend another night trapped in the dining room.Screenshot-9481‘That’s ok, I can always go out tonight and you know, get drunk and have unprotected sex.’Screenshot-9482Screenshot-9484‘Actually, yes, a sleepover sounds like a great idea.’Screenshot-9485And so, Almond got on Facebook and invited the coolest people she knew over for a sleepover.Screenshot-9433Isaiah somehow ended up at the party, despite he was far from being part of the cool crowd.  As it turned out, he was only invited because rumour had it he had a big  was a great mixologist.Screenshot-9457Even Maple’s thought bubbles reflected  the true extent of his talent.Screenshot-9456This time, everyone was smart enough not to crash out in the kitchen and trap Twix in the dining room / block access to all the necessary cooking utilities.Screenshot-9472Well, except for one teenager, who was quickly made an example of. Screenshot-9464Never did he walk again…Screenshot-9461It has been noticed that there has been a severe lack of ghosts during this generation, therefore, we shall end this chapter on this picture of a ghost party occurring in the backyard to make up for things.Screenshot-9415

Chapter 7.2

Chapter 7.2 Puppy Love

With more space in the house, Whitney and Allyson moved in.  After a few weeks, it was easy to tell who was more focused on proving their worth as successful contributes towards the family’s wealth.Screenshot-8668Screenshot-8637Bounty still managed to find the time to visit her family, unlike Aero.  Although she was still only engaged to Samuel, with no wedding arrangements in sight, she accidentally stopped taking her pill and accidentally got pregnant.  Twix was thrilled that he was going to be an Uncle as it meant more practice for his own children, when he eventually had them.Screenshot-8635She ended up having a little boy, whom she called Nigel after the father from “The Wild Thornberrys”.   Screenshot-8648Tremayne was so thrilled, he decided to tell Jeffrey every little detail of Bounty’s birth, from every little tear to every droplet of blood.Screenshot-8597‘Ugh, I can’t stand to live another day with his annoying beeping and attempts to befriend me.’ Screenshot-8600It was then that Jeffrey learnt that thoughts were a lot more powerful than words, at least when you’re near enough the walking dead as it is.Screenshot-8601‘Aw come on, I didn’t ask for this!’ Jeffrey grumbled as his human form faded away.Screenshot-8602Twix, who had been eating waffles, quickly dropped his fork and ran over to cry at the emotional scene. Screenshot-8604‘Tremayne, just so you know,’ Jeffrey said, eyes serious, ‘this is all your fault.’Screenshot-8607‘Hey all, let’s make this one quick, I’ve got a Justin Bieber concert to go to, so…’ Screenshot-8608‘….’Screenshot-8609‘I left my concert ticket right there,’  The Grim Reaper mumbled, head facing the kitchen counter – where Jeffrey had also been standing.  The realisation then slowly sunk in. ‘Goddammit Jeffrey!’Screenshot-8610And so, not only did Jeffrey manage to finally see Justin Bieber in person, he also joined ever-growing outdoor collection of graves.Screenshot-8611As for Cointreau, she almost ceased to function for the next few weeks.Screenshot-8615To help with the grief, Cointreau decided to adopt another pet; a very fluffy dog whom she named Ewok. Screenshot-8673Ewok took a big shine to Snowy.  Screenshot-8654Perhaps more of a shine than Cointreau would have liked. Screenshot-8660And, a couple of months later, there were two new little additions to the family; Chewie and Buffy Bailey.Screenshot-8707

Chapter 7.1

Chapter 7.1 Out with the old

Whilst Twix and Hershey were still at University, Cointreau decided it was time to retire.  She was loaded enough as it was, so she saw no real logic to keep working up until the day she died.Screenshot-8041Aero also proposed to Adrianne.      Screenshot-8000They moved into a pleasant two bedroom house across the other side of town.  Basically, far away enough so they knew that the family would not bother to visit until they had children.Screenshot-8055Oh, and at some point Yorkie got taken away by the RSPCA.  Mainly because Jeffrey kept using him as a foot towel.Screenshot-7926Twix seemed to be the only one who cared about this.  Even Cointreau, who had doted on Yorkie in the past, wondered why the food in the dog bowl was still full to the brim a month later.Screenshot-8562As most families do, they adopted a new pet to replace the previous one.  His name was Snowy and he was pretty much on his last legs, so the family made sure not to grow too attached to him.Screenshot-8097For some strange reason, Snowy loved to dig holes.  Very big human body sized holes.Screenshot-8102This worked well for Twix and his garden, although he was a little bit concerned about the corpses ruining his crops.Screenshot-8099Samuel McNeil, Bounty’s fancy man, moved in with the Baileys at some stage.Screenshot-8575Upon discovering how crazy her family way, he quickly proposed to her so they could move out together.Screenshot-8579They moved into this swanky little house very close to the city since they loved the night life.Screenshot-8613And so, the only child who had not flown the nest yet was Hershey, which Twix did not mind since he thought his little brother was pretty awesome.  However, with the departure of his two older siblings, he noticed his father exhibiting some rather strange behaviour. Screenshot-8568Some very odd behaviour indeed…Screenshot-8566…And no conveniently placed plate could hide this fact.    Screenshot-8567Twix sobbed when he realised, being heir and all, he would not be able to move out to escape this kind of trauma.  At least, for the time being.Screenshot-8564

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