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Chapter 4.12

Chapter 4.12- Who to pick?

One delightful autumn morning, the Bailey teens were all sat around the breakfast table munching away on some delicious pancakes Murphy had prepared.Screenshot-1810‘I can’t help but notice that Mum or Dad haven’t picked one of us to take over the Bailey legacy,’ Amaretto said, tapping her fingers against the palm of her hand, ‘and it isn’t long until Murphy turns eighteen.’Screenshot-1808‘They’ll make a decision soon enough,’ Jameson reassured, concentrating to balance his plate on his hand despite his body was shaking from alcohol withdrawal, ‘that or they’ll decide to get someone else to decide.’Screenshot-1809‘Obviously it’s a choice between Malibu and I,’ Amaretto responded, turning to her sister.  ‘Women just make better inheritors.’Screenshot-1806‘I beg to differ,’ Murphy cut into the conversation.  ‘I hear that our Great-Grandfather Fudge was the most awesome man in existence   Most Bailey men are in fact.  Even Uncle Cookie has his own art gallery set up.’Screenshot-1812‘Whatever, I have a cat,’ Malibu said, after getting up from her chair with Mew tucked under her arm, as the other teenagers followed suit, ‘so if I don’t become heiress, I’ll just become an evil genius instead and live in that volcano lair on the island.’Screenshot-1815Now, since Jameson knew his Mum was the ultimate decision maker and that she did not really like him, he decided to try to warm her heart by taking an interest in his health and fitness.  Turned out that Jameson was a natural athlete, so exercise came easy to him.  Screenshot-1785‘Don’t think that working out with me is going to get you any brownie points, kid.  You’ll never make a worthy heir, and even if you were, I wouldn’t pick you,’ Coco announced, voice all high and mighty, despite she did not even have the “snob” trait.Screenshot-1786Bitch, please, it doesn’t matter who you pick to be heir.  In ten years time you’ll be old and forgotten about.  You’ll have saggy tits, so no one will want you, not even Dad.’ Screenshot-1787Coco pretended that Jameson’s comments did not get to her, however, the following weekend she decided to throw a costume party.  This was partly because it was Halloween, but mostly because she was now slightly paranoid about being portrayed as a boring old bag of wrinkles.Screenshot-1780Murphy decided to recycle the costume he used one Halloween as a child, only now it made him look somewhat smexy and not a Johnny Depp rip-off / potential lawsuit.Screenshot-1821Malibu decided to do something different and dressed up as a scuba-diver, somehow managing to pull it off pretty well.Screenshot-1822Amaretto opted for a cowgirl outfit since it was usually a safe bet.Screenshot-1820And Jameson dressed up as a hot-dog, as you do.Screenshot-1819The guests soon arrived, and instantly Jameson was drawn to a rather tanned looking individual called Nina.Screenshot-1828Jameson quickly decided that this girl would become his girlfriend.Screenshot-1830And so Jameson proceeded to woo her with funny cat videos.  Yes, really.   Screenshot-1826Malibu and Amaretto were not particularly impressed by the male talent (such as the man below), so they kept their knickers firmly on that night.  Screenshot-1824Murphy, who ditched his costume because Mew the cat threw up all over him after eating a piece of chocolate, was pleasantly surprised when he went to answer the door to one particular trick-or-treater. Screenshot-1833She was a couple of years younger than him and had wide innocent Bambi eyes which literally just gave Murphy the instant horn.  Screenshot-1836Screenshot-1835Well now, a pretty girl like you deserves a treat,’ Murphy smoothly said, dropping a few packets of Haribo into her basket (oi oi).Screenshot-1837He then promptly invited her to attend his 18th birthday party, which was to be held in a few months time at the venue the Bailey family were renowned for booking their parties.Screenshot-1839Sadly, Murphy’s crush turned out to be a bit of an evil bitch and completely ignored him on the day of his party and ended up getting off with a random fat bloke.Screenshot-1863Murphy ended up spending most the night with an annoying guy who had not even been invited to the party.Screenshot-1850The main thing was that Jameson enjoyed himself, so naturally nothing else mattered.Screenshot-1852Well, that’s the end of Generation 4!  For the first time in this legacy, the choice of the next generation heir/heiress is completely yours.  There will be a few bonus chapters of all the candidates going to University during the next week or two, and the poll to vote for who you want to front Generation 5 will be posted up somewhere during this time, so stay tuned.

We end this generation on a picture of Mew the cat, because she is rather awesome and there was not enough screenshots of her in this chapter.Screenshot-1769

Chapter 4.11

Chapter 4.11 – Cats and Alcoholism

To celebrate the triplets transition into teen-hood, Judd and Murphy organised a beach party.  The turnout was not too bad considering Judd had managed to murder half of the island through his negligence during emergency call outs. Screenshot-1578Coco, as always, took an interest in her children and certainly did not spend the entire day reading the same book … Screenshot-1572A few more years slipped by and soon the triplets were budding into mini-adults.  Malibu even developed an orientation trait of the family variety. Screenshot-1630Amaretto inherited her father’s “brave” behaviour she was even capable of using the bathroom after Murphy had been in there to expel food from his system.  Screenshot-1627And Jameson, after years of torment from Coco, gained an immunity to any form of humor, and now took every little bloody thing seriously.Screenshot-1619Anyways, because Coco and Judd thought Malibu was now old and responsible enough, they allowed her to adopt a cat from the local animal shelter.  She picked an adult La Perm whom  she named Mew, short for Mewton Mewingtonworth.Screenshot-1646She was an adorable, playful animal, and Mew enjoyed spending time with her. Screenshot-1692Screenshot-1695As for Amaretto, she was still enthusiastic about inventing things.Screenshot-1677She had always become a bit of DIY expect around the house, fixing all the stuff that Tremayne had not bothered to repair since the start of the third generation.Screenshot-1748Sadly, Jameson had developed a bit of alcohol addiction.  He was often found passed out on the floor before 9pm.Screenshot-1656Judd, being all super fit, did not approve of this. Screenshot-1655It often made him reflect on some of the emergencies he had to handle at work. Screenshot-1657‘Silly woman.  Had to go and get yourself trapped under some rubble, didn’t you?’Screenshot-1737One afternoon, when Jameson returned home from another heavy drinking session, throwing up all over the place, Judd stormed out from the house and marched right up to him.Screenshot-1720‘I will not have an alcoholic son!’ Judd shouted, finally at breaking point from Jameson’s drunken behavior, and the awesome tan he had seemed to have obtained from the recent sunny weather.  ‘It’s so embarrassing, people are laughing at me at the fire-station and everything.’Screenshot-1722‘The hell?  You and mum have never understood me!’ Jameson protested back, his voice a little slurred, before turning away sharply.  ‘Maybe it’ll be better if I just left!’Screenshot-1721‘Yeah, that taught him,’ Judd muttered as he watched Jameson stumble off, luckily not into the path of any oncoming traffic, only towards their nearby drinking hole.Screenshot-1725‘Man, I’m a great parent,’ Judd thought.Screenshot-1724However, Captain Admiral, who was obviously telepathic, did not agree at all.Screenshot-1696

Chapter 4.10

Chapter 4.10 – Oh, so animals don’t bend that way

Still looking to become a better parent, Coco decided it was about time to learn how to cook .  Screenshot-1568After all, the children were not exactly getting a nutritious and well-balanced diet with the crap she usually fed them.Screenshot-1569Screenshot-1551Unfortunately, Coco’s cooking did not go down too well.Screenshot-1487As for Murphy, he was growing up fast and was about to embark on his prom night.  Unfortunately the dapper little dude had no date (goodness knows why!), but still, he planned to have a jolly good time like his Great-Granddad Fudge had (please refer to Chapter 1.5.)Screenshot-1547‘Have a great time, Murphy!  Remember, if you don’t end up  kissing anyone don’t worry, I’m more than triple your age and  haven’t even had my first kiss yet, but look how happy and emotionally stable I am!’Screenshot-1549Screenshot-1550A few days later, Malibu found a lovely stray cat when the family went on an outing to the spring festival.Screenshot-1506Scooping the warm bundle of fluff up into her hand, she showed him off to the rest of the family, including Tremayne.  He screeched in excitement and asked if he could hold her.Screenshot-1507Sadly, Malibu learnt the hard way that Tremayne was not programmed to handle animals.Screenshot-1504What was worse was that the cat was actually not a stray… nor was he very much alive after breaking his neck and spine rather severely.  Screenshot-1505After this little incident, Tremayne paid Amaretto a lot of money for her to build him a module for his innards which would allow him to play and nurture animals without brutally killing them.  Screenshot-1562With his secret money stash from his military job, Tremayne purchased a sweet little pet ratty.  He figured it was best to test the waters with a smaller critter before going for a puppy or something.  Screenshot-1542Screenshot-1541‘You’re my best friend, Lenny,’ Tremayne said, gazing down at his rat’s beady little eyes.  ‘Nothing is ever going to tear us apart.’  Screenshot-1553‘Ever.’Sad Lenny

Chapter 4.9

Chapter 4.9 – But I love you, Kate…

A few years later, Murphy managed to morph into a rather handsome looking teenager.  He even decided to change his hairstyle since he had not changed his style since being a toddler. Screenshot-1412Coco was now a brown belt in whatever martial art it was that she did.Screenshot-1525

It was amazing she had accomplished this, considering how “special” she could be at the best of times.

‘Yum, rain!’Screenshot-1369Judd had turned all badass and, after a few more promotions, decided he had the skills to pull off wearing “bad boy” shades for work.  Screenshot-1370He even mastered the disapproving scowl to go with it.Screenshot-1371However, Judd was quick to learn that sunglasses do not particularly help you put out a fire any faster, so a few buildings and lives were lost sadly.Screenshot-1420The Bailey family also had their first robbery in what felt like decades (aka since the first generation).  Screenshot-1422‘The hell are you?’ Amaretto questioned whilst she made her morning march towards the kitchen.Screenshot-1425‘Clearly not the tooth fairy, am I?’Screenshot-1424Moments later, the door flung open, and in ran the rather belated policewoman, considering the alarms had been going off for over two hours.Screenshot-1426‘God damn it, Kate, stop running off like that!  I love you!’Screenshot-1428‘I’m sorry, Rachel,’ Kate sobbed, turning her back on Rachel, guilty expression washed across her face.  ‘You know that I’m terrible when it comes to romance and relationships.  I just wish…’Screenshot-1430‘Not interested.  Take your dramas and get the hell out of our legacy!’ Malibu interrupted the attempted side-story.Screenshot-1431‘I has a new favourite child!’ Tremayne thought, doing his best to smile without looking too creepy.   Screenshot-1434After that Tremayne decided to start following Malibu everywhere.  All well and good, until she finally noticed he was stalking her just as she was about to use the toilet.Screenshot-1443‘Get the hell out.’Screenshot-1444Screenshot-1441Meanwhile, Coco was looking to address her issues and started to read a book called ‘How to be an Awesome Parent’, which had actually been written by Ricky Bailey many moons ago.Screenshot-1356‘You’re a terrible mother, that book is not going to help you become any better,’ Irish ever so kindly informed her daughter as she floated by her in spirit form, holding a delicious looking snow cone.Screenshot-1357This chapter will end with a picture of Jameson looking solemn and alone, because this is how he feels due to Coco’s bad parenting ability.  Thanks for that, Coco.Screenshot-1447

Chapter 4.8

Chapter 4.8 – ‘Class A’ Child Abuse

Coco and Judd continued to work out to aid with their lifetime wishes, and to keep their looks and bodies in mint condition since neither of them really had likable personalities (given one was robophobic, and the other was a complete and utter troll).  Screenshot-1332The children were starting to grow more into their own personalities and faces.  Malibu would literally approach and play with every cat she came across, which meant she often returned home covered in fleas and smelling of catnip.Screenshot-1318She also enjoyed painting, although she mostly only painted cats.Screenshot-1322Amaretto was not really into cats like Malibu was, but she still owned a pair of cat pajamas, because she believed she was the cat’s pajamas, plus Malibu had got them for her as a Christmas present so it was rude not to wear them really.  They were best friends after all…

‘If you don’t wear them, I’ll cut you!’Screenshot-1337Amaretto was also fairly creative.  She thoroughly enjoyed building things with oversized Lego bricks and was actually considering becoming an inventor when she was older.Screenshot-1321The boys, Murphy and Jameson, had a less catty relationship than the girls.  Although Murphy was nearing his teenage years, he still enjoyed spending time with his younger brother, attempting to guide him along the right path in life.

‘So, when you drown someone, you want to push down hard, like this.’Screenshot-1333He then proceeded to show Jameson how to dispose of a body, using a single pillow case.Screenshot-1328‘Just make sure you dump it before rigor mortis kicks in,’ Murphy advised.Screenshot-1330Although Coco loved all her children, like most mothers she had her favourites.  Unfortunately, Jameson was not one of these.

‘Amagawwwd, that Jameson is such a loser!’ Coco announced over breakfast one morning. ‘And he sometimes smells a bit funky.’Screenshot-1349‘Oh, hey, Jameson.’ Screenshot-1347‘So, yeah, he’s a bit of a strange kid really, unlike you, Murphy.’

‘I’m still here, Mum,’ Jameson said, although his voice went unheard since Coco was still continuing to slate him, Judd also joining in as he grabbed his breakfast cake from the fridge.Screenshot-1348If there was any child who would be likely to grow up into a serial killer, Jameson was probably your number one candidate with this sort of parenting and upbringing in general.  Screenshot-1352Meanwhile, upstairs, Tremayne was dancing, because he was practicing to enter “Strictly Come Dancing”.  Sadly, he would later find out that robots were not allowed to participate on the show.  Plus he did not have a  dancing partner, so that did not really do him a lot of favours either.  Better luck next time, old chap.Screenshot-1340

Chapter 4.7

Chapter 4.7 – But she is the biggest troll of them all

Soon again it was Christmas time, and everyone was just thrilled to wait around for pretty much every Bailey in existence to open up their presents.Screenshot-1261An almost teenage Murphy was very excited to receive a box filled with what appears to be a block of multi-coloured pixels.Screenshot-1260Hayley, on the other hand, actually could not give two shits about what was happening in the other room and decided to Frape Judd, who had forgotten to log out from Facebook on his laptop. Screenshot-1264The triplets had also grown since their last appearance and had naturally gained new interests and traits.  Malibu was now a crazy cat lover, apparently.Screenshot-1292Amaretto was pretty much a spitting image of Coco, but actually cared about the rest of family unlike her mother. Screenshot-1290And Jameson was growing up into a mini version of Judd, and was simply easily impressed by anyone or anything and often stood still and stared into space, much like in this picture.Screenshot-1291Anyways, it turned out that everyone had received Christmas presents, except for poor Tremayne because no one really knew what mechanical beings actually liked, besides scrap metal and oil.  He was contemplating shutting down his own system, until Coco made a very thrilling announcement.

Do not fret Tremayne, I got you the best present ever,’ Coco revealed, her grin as wide as an obese child’s waistline.  ‘Judd and I paid some tramps to build you a luxury mini-house right next to ours!’Screenshot-1282Tremayne’s eyes welled up with tears.  Well, they would have if he had not been a simbot.  Still, his programming convinced him that he was feeling overwhelmed with emotion.’Is it cozy’ Tremayne asked.Screenshot-1283‘Of course it’s cozy!  Go outside, you can see it from the back porch!’  Coco replied, waving a clacker thingy (perhaps not the technical term, but oh well) up in the air, like she just did not care.Screenshot-1281Feeling excitement, Tremayne rushed outside.  His robotic heart churning in anticipation as his eyes scanned across the garden, looking for the personal living area which had been built especially for him.  Then, he saw it…  Slowly, the buzzing in his circuits dissipated.Screenshot-1297And that was the moment when Ricky Bailey realised Coco was a bigger troll than he had ever been.  Boy was he a proud Great-Grandfather!


Chapter 4.6

Chapter 4.6 – Pumpkins and further Tremayne abuse

Decision making was usually a difficult trial for Coco.  She could barely settle on what to have for breakfast most mornings.  Screenshot-1164However, when it came down to listening to her oldest son, Murphy, and her brother-in-law, Dale Peacock, doing a duet of ‘Don’t go breaking my heart’ on the karaoke machine, she was quick to make her mind up.

‘You guys suck, get off the stage!’ Coco yelled, perhaps judging them a little too harshly.Screenshot-1166Anyways, the reason why Murphy was dressed up like a mixture between Jack Skellington, Beetlejuice and and Captain Jack Sparrow was because it was Halloween, believe it or not.Screenshot-1153Self-confidence completely knocked by his own mother, Murphy set out in the pouring rain on his bike to do a bit of trick-or-treating.  Screenshot-1154All was ok though since Murphy had an awesome multi-coloured striped umbrella to help delay the inevitable arrival of pneumonia.Screenshot-1155Once he returned home, and Tremayne and Ricky had stolen all of his candy, he decided to divulge in a bit of pumpkin carving action, alongside all the other family, besides the triplets (who were obviously too young), and Hayley and Dale because they were probably having sexy time somewhere in the house.  Most likely the shower.Screenshot-1172Screenshot-1169Screenshot-1171Tremayne also decided to join in, just because he could.Screenshot-1170Murphy ended up carving out a cute cat face.Screenshot-1176Coco ended up carving the expression had made when she had found out about the horse meat scandal.Screenshot-1177Judd went down the boring generic path since he was already a hot fireman, so it would have been unfair if he had been ultra-talented at pumpkin carving too.Screenshot-1178As for Tremayne, he created something that looked like, if it had actual brains and self-awareness, it would beg to be put out of its own misery.Screenshot-1175There, there Tremayne.  Maybe one day you won’t be such a failure.Screenshot-1174

Chapter 4.5

Chapter 4.5 – Just a little bit robophobic

Murphy was the first Bailey to really become attached to Tremayne.  He found the simbot’s cold metal exterior somewhat soothing to snuggle up to. Screenshot-1117Eventually it got to a stage where Murphy would only allow Tremayne to pick him up to allow him to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.  Screenshot-1122Although Judd did his best to put on a happy face, the fact that Murphy was forming such a strong bond with Tremayne upset him deeply.  He was a little bit robophobic you see.Screenshot-1121A few birthdays later, Murphy grew wise to his father’s hatred for robots, so started to avoid hanging out with Tremayne as much, although it was obviously a painful thing to do.Screenshot-1131He found ways to cope, however, even if they did reflect on a particular incident involving a certain Irish and her doll, Crissy, a couple of generations ago.Screenshot-1152The triplets had also aged up over the cleverly placed time transition.  Malibu was a fairly creative individual with a disciplined nature.Screenshot-1204Amaretto was said to be rather eccentric and hated to leave the comfort of her crib, let alone the house.Screenshot-1205And Jameson was just a bundle of pure energy combined with an artistic nature.Screenshot-1203Anyways, enough of the snotty nosed children and their personality traits.  Hayley had met a guy called Dale Peacock (actual true in-game generated name), and since she was getting on a bit and her ovaries were starting to shrivel up, she decided to get down on one knee and suck his propose to him.  Screenshot-1143Screenshot-1144Screenshot-1145Funnily enough, they decided not to move in together straight away.  Hayley was still enjoying being part of the legacy way too much to suddenly leave and become a forgotten entity.  She also saved Coco money by being a handy babysitter for the children. Screenshot-1146Since there is no actual other way to end this chapter, here is a scandalous photograph of Judd, dancing his little furry chest off in Sunlit Tides’ most (and only) notorious gay club.Screenshot-1008

Chapter 4.4

Chapter 4.4 – Boozey babies

Before long Murphy started to develop into a proper little human being, with real hair and everything.Screenshot-1066Coco ended up preggers again since she still had not quite grasped the basics of contraception.Screenshot-1065In the end, she ended up having not one, not two, but three babies, all at the same time.  Well, not literally because that would have probably killed her in all fairness.Screenshot-1077These babies were also named after alcoholic beverages.  Malibu was the first-born girl of the triplets.Screenshot-1082Amaretto was the second-born girl.Screenshot-1084And Jameson was the last, and only boy, to be pulled out from Coco’s stomach.Screenshot-1083Needless to say, having four children under the age of two made Coco a very smelly and stressed out individual, who could not even take her frustration out on a training dummy as she was forbidden to do any exercise until she had fully recovered from her Cesarean.Screenshot-1089Ricky, the douche-bag ghost, found this hilarious.Screenshot-1086That was until Coco threatened to call Ghost Busters.  Ricky swiftly changed his tune after that.Screenshot-1092Ricky even kindly helped the rest of the family organise a rocking party, to celebrate life in general.  He even got the Jameson seal of approval.Screenshot-1105Everyone worth knowing was invited, including Caramel, who honestly could not dance to save his life.Screenshot-1106Some random teenager also passed out, despite no alcohol was being served.  Screenshot-1102Judd made sure to point and laugh at him.Screenshot-1108Even Murphy, who, could still barely comprehend the things going on around him, guffawed in his general direction.Screenshot-1111He was clearly on the way of growing up to be a dick, like most other Baileys were.

Chapter 4.3

Chapter 4.3 – Don’t you, forget about me

As soon as Coco could after having Murphy, she was back to doing her martial arts, quickly achieving her blue belt in Kick Ass.Screenshot-1007Whereas Judd continued being a very smoldering hot fireman for her.Screenshot-1004Unfortunately, it was not all plain sailing.  Since Stacey had achieved whatever his lifetime wish was, and was still missing Irish more than anything, he decided it was a good time to hang in the towel and die.Screenshot-979The Grim Reaper promptly appeared to collect him, as he got lost on the way to the afterlife.Screenshot-980Taking hold of Stacey’s weedy arm, the Old Grim Reaper escorted him to the everlasting ghost party.Screenshot-984Once his body was buried in the garden, along with all the other dead Baileys, it was apparent just how quickly the number of gravestones out there was increasing.  Coco and Judd were aware that one day their gravestones would join this picture.Screenshot-987Therefore, two months after Stacey’s death, Coco and Judd had a pleasant summer wedding in the usual place of tradition, before anyone else they cared about, or themselves, decided to die.  Screenshot-1021 Screenshot-1022 Screenshot-1023Such a cute couple they were, it made everyone at the wedding vomit.Screenshot-1025After all the guests had headed home, Coco and Judd grabbed a taxi to the local park, where they sat in the rain, contemplating about how brilliant their day had been.        Screenshot-1039It was a grand day indeed, despite Coco’s dress got ruined from sitting on the wet grass for too long, and Judd ended up with a nasty cold that lasted for almost two weeks.  Screenshot-1041‘Hey, hey!  Check me out, I’m swimming!’ Ricky Bailey announced, abruptly changing the focus of the ending to this chapter, since he had not been mentioned for quite a while now and still wanted to have involvement with the legacy.Screenshot-1079

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