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Chapter 9.6

Chapter 9.6 – The Bloody End

Tremayne decided to open up this chapter, since he had not been mentioned in the previous one.

tremaynefixingTo be fair, he was pretty much a household slave who had been forced to repair electronics over the past several generations. And also bathe their pets, since no one else bothered.

tremaynewashingBecause of this, Tremayne found himself shorting out regularly, just to avoid having any further involvement with this legacy.

shortingoutAs for Chilli, he was still as frustrated about his sexuality than ever.

gayloveHe buried himself into his hobbies to repress his feelings.

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chillisculptingBasil and Tia tried to encourage their son to come out the closet on several occasions. They even attempted to lure the gay out of him by blasting out Madonna and Lady Gaga songs on the karaoke machine. Sadly, this did not work.

singasongBasil blamed Cari. She was as needy as ever, and growing more suspicious that Chilli was not all that into her. She even confided in Maple one New Year’s Eve, who quite frankly found the whole situation hilarious.

carimoaning‘At least I didn’t pin my hopes and dreams on a sausage jockey,’ Maple blissfully thought as she reflected on her bad life choices.

maplenotgivingafuckRealising Maple had stopped listening to her almost an hour ago, Cari decided to go and take matters into her own hands. Eventually, she found Chilli in the dining room chatting to Tia and two other Baileys.

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partytalk‘Oh, fuck me sideways,’ Tia sighed when she saw Cari glaring at her. Chilli desperately tried to hide behind his mum as Cari came marching over to them.fuckyoucari‘Godammit, Cari! Take the hint!’ Basil said.
But Cari refused to listen and made Chilli dance with her and kiss her all night.   takethehintSoon, things got too much for Chilli. The poor guy just wanted to be with someone who understood him.raarHe always felt relaxed and at ease whenever he was with Sonny. After all, Sonny knew about his fetish for cutting bodies up.lovesonnyAlthough, after the time Sonny had encouraged him to murder and feast on a homeless sim the local park, Chilli started to suspect that Sonny may actually be a vampire. Or a cannibal.nomnomhumansDeciding to fuel his curiosity, he outright asked Sonny if he was a vampire.areyouavamp‘Haha, err, what made you think that?’ Sonny asked, his eyes glowing brighter than usual, and his fangs partly exposed.errwtf‘Ya kinda like flesh and blood,’ Chilli explained. ‘A lot.’fleshaddict‘Oh, no, I’m just a cannibal,’ Sonny replied. ‘Definitely not a vampire.’liesSatisfied with his explanation, Chilli suggested they should go scouting for more homeless people.
‘Fucking idiot,’ Sonny sighed under his breath.StupidboyThat day, they had their fill of homeless sims until Sonny got a stomach ache, and Chilli threw up.stomachache

puketimeSoon, it was time for Chilli to celebrate his eighteenth birthday. Being their only child, Basil and Tia splashed out for his party. The millions they owned was hardly going to be needed for any future generations after all.bigpartyThey even hired a DJ, who had a crush on Tremayne.DjloveAnd a magician, who accidentally on purpose fried Tremayne’s circuit board because she was jealous of this.jealousSurprisingly, no one dramatically died during this special celebration, although Cari did turn up, despite Chilli not inviting her.heycarigoawaySonny was there though, so Chilli did not really care about Cari’s existence in general. excitedchilli

Making a wish, probably involving bending Sonny over the buffet table, Chilli blew out his candles in almost one attempt.makeawishMoments later, he transformed into a very dishy young man.wellhellothereHe definitely had potential to become one of the top five attractive males in this legacy, but first he would have to sort out his hair and clothing, and his life in general.changethoseclothesSometime later, he managed to sort out the first two things.
‘Move aside, Fudge Bailey. A new type of awesome has been born.’sexychilli‘Puuuurlease, you’ve got nothing on me, boy.’fudgesass‘Wait, is this the end?’ Ricky asked. ‘Are we free to leave now?’yesrickyIndeed, the legacy had come to an end. Well, at least the main chapters. What a ride it’s been! ¬†I’m going to wrap things up with two more bonus chapters from Chilli’s POV. These will basically be his university chapters, although he’s not going off to university. After that, I’ll do an epilogue type chapter.

I’m off travelling for a few months from today, so all these bonus chapters will be posted up on my return (probably in about 3-4 months time). Please subscribe if you haven’t already, and stay tuned for those ūüôā

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Chapter 9.5

Chapter 9.5 Don’t fear the Repo Man

‘So, who thought this legacy had been abandoned like a puppy on boxing day?’ One of the graduation gnomes asked at the latest gnome committee meeting.gnomemeeting
Me
But now things were back on track. Chilli has grown up to be a good looking teenager with a slightly lopsided face. Probably the side-effects of the poison Tia had been feeding him over the years.
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Fortunately, surgery rectified that issue.fixed
Chilli often spent time in the hobby room with a chainsaw. Chillichainsaw
For ‘sculpting’ obviously. Nothing to do with the students that seemed to keep disappearing from his school.Totallynotmurderingthem
Somehow he had ended up with a girlfriend as well. Cari Ferris. Her face was a bit pudgy, but overall she was ok looking. closeup
Basil thought he could do a lot better though.
‘Not gonna lie, son, but she is a bit of a butterface.’
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Fortunately, Chilli had no romantic interest in her whatsoever. Or any other girls in general. Cari just had a high tolerance to rohypnol. When she had awoken in his arms whilst he was carrying her upstairs to the hobby room, she had naturally assumed he was taking her up to his room for sexy fun time.
Ever since that day, she had become completely smitten with him.
touchchilli‘Promise you’ll never leave me,’ she would say as she clung onto him for dear life.
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‘I’ll be with you until your dying breath,’ Chilli replied, chillingly.hegonnamurderyou
As for Basil and Tia, they were doing alright. They were still married and committed to one another.
‘We can look just as cute as our son and his girlfriend!’ Tia exclaimed as she attempted to replicate the above screenshot with her hubby.copycats
They were still annoyed at Maple for dying during their wedding, so were constantly thrusting their wedding photos at anyone who dared visit their household, such as the picture below.
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One evening, Basil was chilling on the bed, waiting for Tia to join him for a bit adult action, when a sinister looking stranger strolled into the room.basilandrepo
‘Honey, when you said you wanted to spice up our marriage, this isn’t what I was expecting!’ Basil called to Tia, who was taking a poo in their en-suite.Poo
It turned out the guy was just the Repo Man and he proceeded to quite rightly take some of their belongings, since they had neglected to pay their bills, despite they could easily afford them. Naturally, he decided to be a dick and announced he would be taking their toilet.
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‘If you must,’ Tia sighed, hopping off the porcelin throne.
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‘Ugh, on retrospect, you can keep it…’
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Bongo then made an entrance, curious as to what all the ruckus was about.
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‘Imma steal your dog,’ the repoman, called, say, Ian, decided.
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After Bongo had horrifically heroically torn out Ian’s throat, Chilli eagerly assisted with destroying the rest of the evidence.cleanup
A few weeks later, once they had evaded various police investigations, the Baileys threw a party. The reason for this party is long forgotten since it has been two or more years since these screenshots were taken. Maybe it was someone’s birthday, or maybe Ricky had finally come out of the closet. Who knows.
RickeeehTia was asked not to prepare the food, following their last party where she had served up “invisible cheese platters”. ¬†Orion and Kraig had not approved of this.
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Fortunately, Fudge turned up and rectified the food situation that day. He had finally graduated to being super-awesome so it seemed.
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Ricky also helped out.
‘I’m helping!’
rickyfeltleftout1Anyways, it turned out that this party was to actually celebrate Christmas. Cari, being a bit of a gold-digger, was excited to see what Chilli had bought her.
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Opening the present
In hindsight, perhaps buying her a knife shaped vibrator was not the best of moves. wtfisthis
Still, Chilli was displeased when she dragged him off into the kitchen for a stern word. He pondered taking her upstairs to the hobby room, but decided against it when he realised she would probably just assume he wanted to have sex with her.nosexplease
Fortunately, Chilli’s best friend, Sonny Reeder, was at the party, so things were not too miserable. Sonny was his best friend at school, a dishy young chap with a lovely bone structure. His pale complexion and bright yellow eyes were what jumped out the most, as well as the strange tattoo on his neck. Some people thought he was a vampire, but that was a silly accusation since vampires did not exist.watchthisspace
I mean, in a world of aliens, ghosts and Maple, it seemed like a really stupid concept.toomuchgoingon
Orion accused Sonny of being a tri-hard, a comment which did not go down too well giving the Baileys liking for Stephanie Myers. twilight fans
As Basil stood by the window to try and calm down, he looked over at Chilli, then at Sonny, before turning his attention back to Chilli.sulking
Suddenly, everything clicked into place. Waitasec
This young chap was the true object of Chilli’s affections. Cari was just a cleverly disguised beard.prettyvamp
Secretly, Basil had always wanted a gay son, especially one with a vampire fetish, so he decided to fully support what was to come.
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Basil drank heavily that night. He was too drunk to make it upstairs to bed, so he ended up camping in a sleeping bag on the kitchen floor, because, screw using the sofas in the living room. kitchenkip
He awoke with a start at around 7am.
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‘Bongo, go get Tia!’ Basil screamed when he realised he was somehow infused with the fibres of the sleeping bag.
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All in all, it was a pretty standard Bailey party.

Chapter 7.10

Chapter 7.10 If you don’t succeed, maybe you should give up

The years flew on by, at least quick enough for Pistachio to become a teenager.Screenshot-9552He possessed a determined nature, which meant he constantly spent his hours trying to master a single chin-up. ¬†¬†¬†Screenshot-9549‘Ngh!’¬†Screenshot-9553‘Almost there!’Screenshot-9554The main thing was that he was a trier, and that was all his parents could ask for, particularly since he hoped to join the military one day.Screenshot-9552Almond also possessed a similar nature since she was interested in joining the business career once she was an adult.Screenshot-9558She had the hots for a guy in her class called Matt. ¬†Rumour had it, his eyebrows had their own personalities.Screenshot-9557Unfortunately, none of them were interested in Almond.Screenshot-9560Since it was the final main chapter in this generation, Ewok decided it was a good enough time to kick the bucket.Screenshot-9637She was excited to see Snowy again, and also gain the ability to fly.Screenshot-9641The Grim Reaper happily accepted her request and gave her Peter Pan-like powers.Screenshot-9642It was all well and good, until she noticed that there was a ceiling above her, and that Grimmy had “forgotten” to open up the portal to the other realm.

‘Craaaap!’Screenshot-9643A few days later, and a lot of scrubbing blood off the ceiling, the realisation of getting old hit Twix hard.Screenshot-9572‘I’m getting old.’¬†¬†Screenshot-9573Sadly, as it was his birthday, there was not much that could be done.Screenshot-9596Reluctantly, he blew out his candles and prayed he still had a few more years left in him.Screenshot-9597Whitney, who loved birthday cake perhaps a little bit too much, cleaned up the table in her own special fashion the following morning.Screenshot-9562Naturally, Ricky Bailey did not approve.Screenshot-9569As for Maple, she did not care as she saw the real life Milky Bar Kid at school the very same day and decided after this that she had to pursue a career in the film industry.Screenshot-9670Twix did not give too much of a damn either as he managed to reach his life-time wish and cooked up an awesome curry to celebrate. ¬†All in all, it was a pleasant generation.Screenshot-9663Right,¬†same as last time, the voting poll will be posted up before the usual University bonus chapters. ¬†This worked well with the previous generation so thought it’d be a good idea to keep it this way ūüôā ¬†There’s also a 7 or so day age gap between Maple and Pistachio, so it makes sense really. ¬†¬†Also, like last time, the¬†voting poll will remain up for a week or two, during this time Maple’s and possibly Almond’s University chapters will be posted up. ¬†After that, once the winner is announced, Pistachio’s bonus chapters will be uploaded, then we will proceed with Generation 8!

The poll will emerge soon. ¬†Please keep your eyes peeled ūüėČ x x x

             

Chapter 6.1

Chapter 6.1 – Error Code 12…

Immediately after Saffron and Peach graduated from University, the Bailey family packed up and moved to a lovely town called Setra (basically a lovechild of Bridgeport and Al Simhara). The reason why they chose to leave Sunlit Tides was never really established, but it may have been linked to Jameson accidentally setting fire to half the island during a one-off acrobatic show at the park.Screenshot-5207Anyways, it certainly had nothing to do with the Error Code 12 saving error.error12
Their new house was very fancy and even had a fence and gate to keep any unwanted visitors at bay.Screenshot-5204Here¬†is a sample of what Jameson and Mika did¬†for pretty much the entire duration their children were at University.Screenshot-5232As for¬†Tremayne, who had been the family’s faithful robot since sometime in Generation 2, he decided to embrace his new start by upgrading his OS to version 7. ¬†This came complete with a new skin and the function to upload his pictures straight to Facebook. ¬†Unfortunately, the new interface took some getting used to.Screenshot-5203Peach and Milo left the house as soon as they could.Screenshot-5227They went to move in with Danny Harris,¬†Peach’s sweetheart from University, who she had recently found out possessed the commitment issues trait. ¬†Not like it deterred her. ¬†He had a nice face and thus would help her produce pretty babies some day.Screenshot-5919Saffron remained in the Bailey household whilst she advanced in the medical field. ¬†She was too occupied with rising up the ranks to find a suitable man. ¬†That and her squeeze from University, Garry Cinder, who also happened to live in Setra, had ended up marrying some other chick, so naturally Saffron was bitter and jealous about this.Screenshot-5226Therefore, it was only natural she took this frustration out on her patients.Screenshot-5233Earl also hung around the house for a free meal ticket and naturally joined the music career.Screenshot-5915He also became good at cooking in preparation for eventually moving out to live with Tiffany Angles, his lady friend from University.Screenshot-5941Frangelico, or Franny Pie (as she went by for her stage name),¬†was clearly still doing her singing stuff, something to keep her occupied before she would start popping out kids.Screenshot-5942She even went on to develop the “whistle-gram”.Screenshot-5943This was met with a lukewarm reception.Screenshot-5945Finally, as expected, Cointreau joined the criminal career, although she appeared to dress more like she had joined the prostitution career. ¬†This, however, only turned out to be a clever decoy to stop her family suspecting she was mingling with an evil crowd.Screenshot-5952Cointreau had actually never anticipated she would be chosen to take over the household, so it came as a bit of a surprise to her.Screenshot-5967Funnily enough, it was Ricky who nominated Cointreau to be the baby producer for this generation. ¬†He enjoyed the fact that she was as much of a troll as he was so had convinced Jameson that she was ideal for the role. ¬†That and he created scandals about Cointreau’s siblings so they would be considered unworthy compared to Cointreau.Screenshot-5247Ricky had faith that this generation would not fail to amuse him.Screenshot-5246

Chapter 5.10

Chapter 5.10 – Where did it all go wrong?

Before long Jameson received another promotion, which of course meant another coloured outfit and more “wacky” face paint. ¬†Screenshot-4154To celebrate, the Baileys decided to adopt another pet. ¬†This time they went for a cat, since cats are rather awesome. ¬†They named the little bugger Venus, after the razor brand because of her insanely sharp claws.Screenshot-4144At first Pooka was a bit skeptical of¬†her, until she suggested that they went hunting for birds.Screenshot-4145After that, a simple high-five sealed their friendship for eternity, or at least until one of them died.Screenshot-4146Sadly, one young individual in the family was not keen on Pooka the dog. ¬†That young individual was obviously Cointreau. ¬†Screenshot-4076Everyone knows dogs can smell evil from a mile off, so she was more than aware that Pooka was onto her regarding her plans for world domination. ¬†Screenshot-4077For the time being she knew he could not prove she was up to no good, nor was she making trouble in the neighbourhood, so all she had to do was keep a watchful eye on him¬†and avoid slipping up with her own evil schemes.Screenshot-4080Of course, Cointreau could not help but slip a few white lies to Earl, such as how Pooka had managed to destroy all the spare light bulbs in the house. ¬†Needless to say, he struggled to believe her, considering he soon discovered that her fingerprints were all over the shards of glass.Screenshot-4152That night, to make herself feel better, Cointreau requested that Peach read her a bedtime story, something to do with a pink cat who befriended a blue dog. ¬†The blue dog ended up getting hit by a car, and Peach could not understand how a children’s book could be so morbid. ¬†Turned out, however, that Cointreau had written and published it.Screenshot-4139A few weeks later, it was prom time, therefore Peach and Saffron got their glad-rags out. ¬†Screenshot-4164Unfortunately neither of them had dates, nor did they pull anyone that night, but Saffron was still chuffed that she won the title of Prom Queen.Screenshot-4162That very same night, Earl celebrated his transition into teen-hood.¬†Screenshot-4175A few kids from school were invited along, two of which were unfortunate sufferers of alopecia… Or at least that’s what Mika and Jameson hoped. ¬†¬†Screenshot-4179After Earl blew out his candles, he became a not too bad looking teenager.Screenshot-4192Having developed a keen interest for music during his childhood, Earl was pleasantly surprised that his parents had got him his own drum set. ¬†He proceeded to play “We Will Rock You” – a legal requirement for anyone who plays the drums.Screenshot-4213A few weeks later, Saffron was chucking her guts up in the toilet.Screenshot-4207Of course,¬†Earl happened to walk straight in on her since he had not heard of knocking.Screenshot-4208‘I knew it was only a matter of time before you got pregnant,’ Earl said.Screenshot-4209‘You realise the baby’s head is going to stretch you wide open like this,’ Earl teased, gesturing with his hands to demonstrate the destruction the baby would do to her “lady parts”.

‘Shut it, douche-bag, I’m¬†not¬†pregnant,’ Saffron replied, unimpressed by her brother’s childish assumptions.¬†Screenshot-4210‘I caught Dad napping on the sofa completely naked earlier,’ Saffron explained, a small shudder shooting down her spine as she relived the moment, fortunately with a pixelated blur, which helped her cope with the stress and trauma somewhat.Screenshot-4131‘As you can imagine, it made me feel rather nauseous, especially when he admitted, after he got dressed, that¬†he’d also napped that way on my bed countless times whilst I’d been at school.’¬†Screenshot-4206Satisfied that his older sister was not pregnant or had some form of eating disorder, Earl shooed her out of the room so he could flush the remains of the bag of cocaine in his pocket down the toilet, whilst Saffron went on her laptop to chat to men she didn’t know on the internets¬†who were several years older than her.Saffron and PedobearThat night, Ricky sat alone on the sofa, wondering where his legacy, and his life, had all gone wrong. ¬†He later concluded it was pretty much since the day he had agreed to marry Alice Bailey. ¬†In hindsight, he would have much rather eloped with one of the youthful male customer’s at the bar he had worked in back at Bridgeport.Screenshot-4140

Chapter 5.5

Chapter 5.5 –¬†Bumps and Bulges

Mika eventually moved into the Bailey household, and before long her and Jameson were spending pretty much every Friday night at the local karaoke bar, what with Mika being partly Japanese and all.Screenshot-3494Neither of them were particularly talented singers, so eardrums were destroyed, and the venue soon enough became overrun by cats.¬†Screenshot-3495It seemed appropriate one Friday for Jameson to propose to Mika, right after that had sung “Don’t go breaking my heart”.Screenshot-3504She happily accepted; the commute between her home-world and his was becoming a bit of a nightmare, not to mention the expenses were only raking up.Screenshot-3511They hugged, and then resumed butchering well-known songs.¬†Screenshot-3515As time continued to pass on by, Coco decided it was time to retire from the professional sports field. ¬†She celebrated with awesome sunglasses and lots of confetti.¬†Screenshot-3564And then she proceeded to mediate in one of the bathrooms.¬†Screenshot-3541From doing this she managed to locate her inner peace and finally decided to apologise to Jameson about being an awful mother.Screenshot-3556Jameson pretended to accept his mother’s apology since she was blissfully unaware that he was planning to donate her bones on to the local museum once she had died.Screenshot-3560Screenshot-3559As time went on, Jameson and Mika became comfortable with carrying out their daily bathroom business together.¬†¬†Screenshot-3526That was until the day Jameson forgot to flush the toilet.Screenshot-3535Screenshot-3538¬†It turned out that Mika was pregnant (which explained some of the nausea), so she decided to throw a little party to celebrate the parasite new life in her stomach.Screenshot-3586However, wires were crossed, and Hayley, who had thought the party was hen-do, ended up hiring a stripper, with quite an unimpressive bulge.¬†Screenshot-3576Screenshot-3570Needless to say, the other girls weren’t too impressed.¬†Screenshot-3569Especially Amaretto, what with her being a lesbian and all that jazz.Screenshot-3578Jameson continued being an awesome acrobat and managed not to overwork himself. ¬†Screenshot-3584He even managed to secure a permanent gig at the local karaoke bar, because the crowd loved him so much.¬† ¬†¬† ¬†Screenshot-3592Screenshot-3591Eventually, as nature intended, Mika went into labour. ¬†Screenshot-3608After a grueling day or two, Jameson and Mika left the hospital with twin girls, whom were promptly named Peach and Saffron.Screenshot-3612Screenshot-3611Ricky was so pleased with the birth of his great-great-great granddaughters that he made himself a strawberry snow-cone to celebrate, despite he couldn’t particularly taste it being a ghost and everything.Screenshot-3525‘Unlike me,’¬†Judd proceeded to brag, before taking a huge bite out from his chocolate¬†Popsicle.¬†Screenshot-3544

Chapter 4.9

Chapter 4.9 – But I love you, Kate…

A few years later, Murphy managed to morph into a rather handsome looking teenager.  He even decided to change his hairstyle since he had not changed his style since being a toddler. Screenshot-1412Coco was now a brown belt in whatever martial art it was that she did.Screenshot-1525

It was amazing she had accomplished this, considering how “special” she could be at the best of times.

‘Yum, rain!’Screenshot-1369Judd had turned all badass and, after a few more promotions, decided he had the skills to pull off wearing “bad boy” shades for work. ¬†Screenshot-1370He even mastered the disapproving scowl to go with it.Screenshot-1371However, Judd was quick to learn that sunglasses do not particularly help you put out a fire any faster, so a few buildings and lives were lost sadly.Screenshot-1420The Bailey family also had their first robbery in what felt like decades (aka since the first generation). ¬†Screenshot-1422‘The hell are you?’ Amaretto questioned whilst she made her morning march towards the kitchen.Screenshot-1425‘Clearly not the tooth fairy, am I?’Screenshot-1424Moments later, the door flung open, and in ran the rather belated policewoman, considering the alarms had been going off for over two hours.Screenshot-1426‘God damn it, Kate, stop running off like that! ¬†I love you!’Screenshot-1428‘I’m sorry, Rachel,’ Kate sobbed, turning her back on Rachel, guilty expression washed across her face. ¬†‘You know that I’m terrible when it comes to romance and relationships. ¬†I just wish…’Screenshot-1430‘Not interested. ¬†Take your dramas and get the hell out of our legacy!’ Malibu interrupted the attempted side-story.Screenshot-1431‘I has a new favourite child!’¬†Tremayne thought, doing his best to smile without looking too creepy.¬† ¬†Screenshot-1434After that Tremayne decided to start following Malibu everywhere. ¬†All well and good, until she finally noticed he was stalking her just as she was about to use the toilet.Screenshot-1443‘Get the hell out.’Screenshot-1444Screenshot-1441Meanwhile, Coco was looking to address her issues and started to read a book called ‘How to be an Awesome Parent’, which had actually been written by Ricky Bailey many moons ago.Screenshot-1356‘You’re a terrible mother, that book is not going to help you become any better,’ Irish ever so kindly informed her daughter as she floated by her in spirit form, holding a delicious looking snow cone.Screenshot-1357This chapter will end with a picture of Jameson looking solemn and alone, because this is how he feels due to Coco’s bad parenting¬†ability. ¬†Thanks for that, Coco.Screenshot-1447

Chapter 4.7

Chapter 4.7 – But she is the biggest troll of them all

Soon again it was Christmas time, and everyone was just thrilled to wait around for pretty much every Bailey in existence to open up their presents.Screenshot-1261An almost teenage Murphy was very excited to receive a box filled with what appears to be a block of multi-coloured pixels.Screenshot-1260Hayley, on the other hand, actually could not give two shits about what was happening in the other room and decided to Frape Judd, who had forgotten to log out from Facebook on his laptop. Screenshot-1264The triplets had also grown since their last appearance and had naturally gained new interests and traits.  Malibu was now a crazy cat lover, apparently.Screenshot-1292Amaretto was pretty much a spitting image of Coco, but actually cared about the rest of family unlike her mother. Screenshot-1290And Jameson was growing up into a mini version of Judd, and was simply easily impressed by anyone or anything and often stood still and stared into space, much like in this picture.Screenshot-1291Anyways, it turned out that everyone had received Christmas presents, except for poor Tremayne because no one really knew what mechanical beings actually liked, besides scrap metal and oil.  He was contemplating shutting down his own system, until Coco made a very thrilling announcement.

Do not fret Tremayne, I got you the best present ever,’ Coco revealed, her grin as wide as an obese child’s waistline. ¬†‘Judd and I paid some tramps to build you a luxury mini-house right next to ours!’Screenshot-1282Tremayne’s eyes welled up with tears. ¬†Well, they would have if he had not been a simbot. ¬†Still, his programming¬†convinced¬†him that he was feeling overwhelmed with emotion.’Is it cozy’ Tremayne asked.Screenshot-1283‘Of course it’s cozy! ¬†Go outside, you can see it from the back porch!’ ¬†Coco replied, waving a clacker thingy (perhaps not the technical term, but oh well) up in the air, like she just did not care.Screenshot-1281Feeling excitement, Tremayne rushed outside. ¬†His robotic heart churning in anticipation as his eyes scanned across the garden, looking for the personal living area which had been built especially for him. ¬†Then, he saw it… ¬†Slowly, the buzzing in his circuits¬†dissipated.Screenshot-1297And that was the moment when Ricky Bailey realised Coco was a bigger troll than he had ever been. ¬†Boy was he a proud Great-Grandfather!

‘Trololololo!’Screenshot-1280

Chapter 4.6

Chapter 4.6 – Pumpkins and further Tremayne abuse

Decision making was usually a difficult trial for Coco. ¬†She could barely settle on what to have for breakfast most mornings. ¬†Screenshot-1164However, when it came down to listening to her oldest son, Murphy, and her brother-in-law, Dale Peacock, doing a duet of ‘Don’t go breaking my heart’ on the karaoke machine, she was quick to make her mind up.

‘You guys suck, get off the stage!’ Coco yelled, perhaps judging them a little too harshly.Screenshot-1166Anyways, the reason why Murphy was dressed up like a mixture between Jack Skellington, Beetlejuice and and Captain Jack Sparrow was because it was Halloween, believe it or not.Screenshot-1153Self-confidence completely knocked by his own mother, Murphy set out in the pouring rain on his bike to do a bit of trick-or-treating. ¬†Screenshot-1154All was ok though since Murphy had an awesome multi-coloured striped umbrella to help delay the¬†inevitable¬†arrival of¬†pneumonia.Screenshot-1155Once he returned home, and Tremayne and Ricky had stolen all of his candy, he decided to divulge in a bit of pumpkin carving action, alongside all the other family, besides the triplets (who were obviously too young), and Hayley and Dale because they were probably having sexy time somewhere in the house. ¬†Most likely the shower.Screenshot-1172Screenshot-1169Screenshot-1171Tremayne also decided to join in, just because he could.Screenshot-1170Murphy ended up carving out a cute cat face.Screenshot-1176Coco ended up carving the expression had made when she had found out about the horse meat scandal.Screenshot-1177Judd went down the boring generic path since he was already a hot fireman, so it would have been unfair if he had been ultra-talented at pumpkin carving too.Screenshot-1178As for Tremayne, he created something that looked like, if it had actual brains and self-awareness, it would beg to be put out of its own misery.Screenshot-1175There, there Tremayne. ¬†Maybe one day you won’t be such a failure.Screenshot-1174

Chapter 4.4

Chapter 4.4 – Boozey babies

Before long Murphy started to develop into a proper little human being, with real hair and everything.Screenshot-1066Coco ended up preggers again since she still had not quite grasped the basics of contraception.Screenshot-1065In the end, she ended up having not one, not two, but¬†three babies, all at the same time. ¬†Well, not literally because that would have probably killed her in all fairness.Screenshot-1077These babies were also named after alcoholic beverages. ¬†Malibu was the first-born girl of the triplets.Screenshot-1082Amaretto was the second-born girl.Screenshot-1084And Jameson was the last, and only boy, to be pulled out from Coco’s stomach.Screenshot-1083Needless to say, having four children under the age of two made Coco a very smelly and stressed out¬†individual, who could not even take her frustration out on a training dummy as she was forbidden to do any¬†exercise¬†until she had fully¬†recovered¬†from her¬†Cesarean.Screenshot-1089Ricky, the douche-bag ghost, found this¬†hilarious.Screenshot-1086That was until Coco threatened to call Ghost Busters. ¬†Ricky swiftly changed his tune after that.Screenshot-1092Ricky even kindly helped the rest of the family organise a rocking party, to celebrate life in general. ¬†He even got the Jameson seal of approval.Screenshot-1105Everyone worth knowing was invited, including Caramel, who honestly could not dance to save his life.Screenshot-1106Some random teenager also passed out, despite no alcohol was being served. ¬†Screenshot-1102Judd made sure to point and laugh at him.Screenshot-1108Even Murphy, who, could still barely comprehend the things going on around him, guffawed¬†in his general¬†direction.Screenshot-1111He was clearly on the way of growing up to be a dick, like most other Baileys were.

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