Chapter 8.4 Green Affairs
Life with the fridge people did not turn out as anticipated, so Whitney returned to reality and decided to focus on her own flesh and blood.This meant disposing of the things which did not fit this criteria.Fortunately, Tremayne booted up in time before he and Orion were recycled. After that the two little misfits were inseparable.‘Enough of those misfits! It’s Christmas, let’s partaaaay!’ Maple announced, ruining the sentimental opening to this chapter, and terrifying the poor blond guy standing in front of her.‘One of those misfits is my son,’ Sunnup said. She had been invited to the party by Cory as he thought it would be a good idea for Orion to know that Maple was definitely not his mother, and also because Cory hoped he could participate in a bit of alien intercourse.Anyways, Maple had also invited a certain someone along to her party; Devon Hoff, the older brother of a guy she had dated during high school, and also one of her fellow work colleagues.This guy if you have to know (Morris Hoff). Sadly he was married with children.Devon was not, thus making him a suitable man.
‘So, err, do you like stuff?’‘Devon, Maple is depressed with her current life and wants to bang you in attempt to feel better about herself,’ Almond translated.‘Erm, I’m not sure if I want that,’ Devon replied.‘It’s you or your brother, and in her current state she would definitely sink that low.’So, the following night, Maple ended up setting foot into Devon’s flat.‘You promise you won’t break up my brother’s family, right?’ Devon asked, body trembling in fear.‘As long as you promise to love me and take me away from my prison of a life!’ Maple chirped.‘Of course.’Spolier: He did not.A few months later, Cory was still being a doting father, despite circumstances had changed once more.Yes indeed, another little bundle of joy was on the way.Cory would have been thrilled, if it had not been for the fact he had not made woohoo with Maple for well over a year.Because of this, he had a small suspicion that this baby was not his.‘Ya think?’ Fudge sighed, before he continued to munch on the rotten food placed before him.Classy as ever.