Chapter 7.5
Chapter 7.5 The cake and the bees
Sometime after the wedding, Whitney fell pregnant.
This was mainly because Twix had not been taught the correct concept of the birds and the bees.
Hershey, who was a little bit annoyed that Twix had beaten him to accomplishing something, quickly followed suit and got Allyson knocked up, since obviously he was unable to impregnate Whitney.
Twix didn’t really want an additional individual family member to look after, but unfortunately kicking Tremayne out was not an option since he was still the breadwinner of the household. Therefore, Twix gave Hershey a handful of money so he could buy the mansion next door and live there with Allyson.
In time, Whitney gave birth to Maple. 
Both Twix and Whitney were so thrilled. They just couldn’t wait for all those sleepless nights and dirty nappies.
Whitney dove straight into motherhood and appeared to be a natural. 
By natural, she just pretty much left Tremayne to do all the dirty work.
Not that he minded. Clearly Cointreau and Jeffrey had forgotten to warn Twix about his mishaps with children during the last generation.
Fortunately, Twix found out after reading through Cointreau’s secret journal and politely told Tremayne to stay the hell away from his children. 
At first, Twix was not sure how to take care of Maple. 
But after reading a few baby books, he became a pro. The easy thing to remember was that babies were not edible, even if they were named after pleasant things.
And so, Maple grew up to be a cute little toddler with a clear mixture of her parents genetics.
Twix relished spending time with her, being a family man and all that jazz.
Soon enough, Whitney found out she was expecting another child. By this point Twix knew about the birds and the bees, so clearly he had been aware of the consequences this time around.
A couple of months down the line, Twix celebrated some kind of birthday, somewhere between the age of 30 and 40.
Surprisingly, all his siblings decided to show up, although this was only for the cake. 
Allyson made an appearance too, purely because she knew she looked slim compared to pregnant Whitney so wanted as many photos as possible taken standing next to her.
Shortly after the celebrations, Whitney went into labour.
Yet another baby girl was born, whom was named Almond. Although they adored her, Twix and Whitney hoped that their next, and last, baby would be a boy seeing as it had been proven that they make easier heirs. 
‘You know it!’ Fudge said, who has mastered the arts of awesomeness long ago and was now working on becoming ultra-awesome, a feat that not many had ever accomplished in life or death.
