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Chapter 9.2

Chapter 9.2 – Hen Shower

Tia found out she was pregnant a couple of months after her engagement to Basil.Screenshot-13304She was excited to birth the final baby in the legacy and to marry Basil once the weather was nicer.Screenshot-13319Sadly, things were not all sunshine, lollipops and babies in the Bailey household.   Quite recently Maple had discovered Cory’s extensive collection of alien porn on the household laptop.Screenshot-13297‘I’ve tried getting help,’ Cory explained solemnly, ‘but my addiction is too strong to break!’Screenshot-13298‘It’s always excuses with you,’ Maple hissed, eyebrows furrowing beyond their natural ability.  ‘Sometimes I think I’d be better off without you!’Screenshot-13299Minutes later, Maple’s wish was granted.Screenshot-13323Screenshot-13326‘Yo, you’re dead.’Screenshot-13350‘Woooooo!’ Cory cheered.Screenshot-13347‘Ok, that wasn’t the reaction I was expecting…’Screenshot-13349‘This is sure to make Maple feel guilty for the rest of her days,’ Cory explained, his eyes gleaming with glee.   Screenshot-13346‘You’re not allowed to be happy that you’ve died,’ The Grim Reaper moaned.  ‘Can you at least pretend you don’t want to cross over yet?  I get a bonus for each person who pleads for their life you see, and times have been tough recently…’Screenshot-13341With reluctance, and partly out of the kindness of his still heart, Cory dropped to his knees.  He hoped he would be granted an awesome house in the afterlife for doing this.Screenshot-13353‘Oh please spare me, your Lordship!  I have so much to live for, so much more I want to see, so many more aliens I want to…’Screenshot-13355‘Err, come to think of it, I didn’t actually want to die… Pleeeease don’t….’Screenshot-13357‘Bored now!’ The Grim Reaper announced, before painfully sending Cory off to the afterlife with a swipe of his scythe.Screenshot-13361‘I’m going to feel so guilty for the rest of my days,’ Maple sobbed, whilst Tremayne daydreamed about finding somebody to love.Screenshot-13332And so, the graveyard collection grew once more.Screenshot-13363A few months later, when everyone had forgotten about Cory, Maple organised a baby shower for Tia.Screenshot-13386She invited a small handful of guests, including Almond, Niki, and Christie – the girl who broke Orion’s heart many moons ago. Screenshot-13403Tia was happy she could finally use her mixology skills to make some yummy beverages.Screenshot-13395Non-alcoholic of course, what with being pregnant and all.Screenshot-13401‘Erm, who the hell is he?’ Tia asked when she noticed a stern looking man with pigtails shuffle over to the pizza.    Screenshot-13406‘My name is Brenda,’ the man simply said, which perhaps suggested that he, or she, was going through some kind of gender identification crisis.   Screenshot-13409Still, things started well as they all sat around the table, chatting about the latest developments in their lives.  When the doorbell rang, Tia wondered, as she sat up, when they were going to shower her with presents for the baby.Screenshot-13411When Tia answered the front door, the truth came tumbling in, along with Nicole, Pistachio’s wife.

‘Let’s get ready to paaaartaaaay!’ Screenshot-13422As it turned out, the baby shower was just a cover up so Maple could pull off a surprise hen do for Tia, despite she would not be marrying Basil anytime soon.

‘He’s a mighty fine stripper, isn’t he?’ Nicole announced.  She sunk down into a squat position and stated to pant like dog.Screenshot-13418‘I’d like to get my paws on him!’Screenshot-13420‘I’d better grab the mop and bucket,’ Tia cringed as a puddle started to form on the floor where Nicole was standing.  Screenshot-13407Despite how messed up the situation was, everyone had a great time.Screenshot-13435Except for Tia, of course.  Screenshot-13432Maple even tried her luck with one of the strippers, once he was back in his clothes. Screenshot-13450‘Ever slept with a grandmother before?’Screenshot-13446Screenshot-13451 Maple could not understand why her pick-up did not work.Screenshot-13453Consequently, she drowned her sorrows by drinking one too many margaritas and passed out just before midnight.  Screenshot-13467‘I’m making a sandwich!’ Basil stated since he had not appeared at all in this chapter, and wanted to remind everyone that he was the heir of this generation.Screenshot-13149

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Chapter 8.2

Chapter 8.2 Be careful what you wish for

Eventually, Pistachio decided to propose to Nicole.Screenshot-10664She rejected his offering.Screenshot-10665Pistachio struggled to hold back his despair, that was until Nicole stated what he had done wrong.Screenshot-10666‘I’m the man of this relationship; I’ll propose and you can wear the ring!’ Nicole firmly stated.Screenshot-10667And so, Pistachio gushed like a girl when Nicole dropped on one knee and presented the very same ring he had offered her.  It did not fit very well on his finger, and he was rushed to hospital to have it removed several hours later, but it was worth it.Screenshot-10674Sometime later, they moved out into a house nearby where they would carry on with their lives and occasionally be invited to Maple’s future parties.Screenshot-10686‘Sounds like good to me!’ Pistachio said, ignoring the fact Nicole was trying to strangle herself in the background of their idyllic life.  Screenshot-10688Back at the Bailey household, Cory was beginning to regret moving in with Maple, even if the rent was cheap.Screenshot-10652Despite they were not dating, it was only a matter of time before alcohol and desire got the better of them.Screenshot-10746‘You’re on the pill, right?’ Cory asked, realising where all this was heading.
‘Of course,’ Maple lied.Screenshot-10748A few weeks later, Maple discovered she was pregnant.Screenshot-10763She decided to announce this to both Twix and Cory over dinner.Screenshot-10691For some reason, Twix was furious at Cory, despite Maple was the manipulative one.  Even when she confessed this, Twix still blamed Cory.Screenshot-10693By this point, Chewie the dog had experienced enough drama and decided it was time to die.Screenshot-10722‘Come here you!’Screenshot-10727‘See ya!’ The Grim Reaper shouted as he tossed Chewie up into the portal.Screenshot-10737Screenshot-10738‘Now, to take care of other matters.’Screenshot-10739Screenshot-10741The Grim Reaper had been watching Tremayne for quite some time and was envious at the fact this robot seemed to have an eternal life span.  Even Grim Reapers eventually died, in fact, this particular Grim Reaper was the third incarnation since the Bailey Legacy had begun.  He wanted to defy the laws of nature, and made it his mission to do so by the time the Baileys reached their tenth generation.Screenshot-10744‘One day, I will claim you.’ Screenshot-10743Some while later, Maple’s pregnancy begun to show.Screenshot-10788Cory found any excuse to stay away from her and her pregnant hormones.
One night, out in the front garden, he gazed up at a suspicious aura of lights in the sky and quietly wished he could be struck by lightening, or even better, be abducted by aliens.Screenshot-10777 Screenshot-10778‘N-no, no!’ Screenshot-10779‘I was jooooookiiiiing!’Screenshot-10780Little did he know the consequences that would follow.Screenshot-10781

Chapter 6.8

Chapter 6.8  He can’t be ours, surely?

As Twix developed into a toddler, Cointreau and Jeffery became aware of a certain factor which made him stand out from their other children, and all other Baileys for that matter.Screenshot-6711Screenshot-6710Screenshot-6712There were pretty much no blonde haired members in the Bailey family tree, so it was quite the mystery how Twix had ended up with such fair hair.

‘Jeff, did you cheat on me?’ Cointreau asked, jumping to the only conclusion she could think of.Screenshot-6708For a girl who was meant to be an evil genius, Cointreau was not 100% there all the time.Screenshot-6713Eventually, Jeffery and Cointreau gave Tremayne another chance to prove his parenting ability.Screenshot-6795This only lasted three days.Screenshot-6798As for Bounty, the only girl of this generation so far, she had developed into an “OK” looking child with the potential to become an “alright” looking teenager.Screenshot-6668The young girl was known as a bit of a drama queen, despite not physically possessing the trait.  She had just learnt to be that way thanks to her mother.Screenshot-6727‘Oh toilet, why don’t you flush?’Screenshot-6726Her dramatic ability naturally meant she had a natural flair for writing and had started writing her first novel way before the age of ten.Screenshot-6718Aero, now a teenager, was still pretty much into the same music related stuff.   He also had oddly muscular arms.Screenshot-6723All the better for playing the bass with, supposedly.Screenshot-6715Anyways, the months continued to fly by, and as nature (and Jeffery intended), Cointreau fell pregnant once more.  Still, this did not stop her from carrying out the “Bring Sally Up” chin-up challenge on a daily basis, determined that Aero would not have bigger guns than her.Screenshot-6728It turned that she did not have to worry about this though as a few weeks later Aero started to try and win over a girl from his school called Adrianne Carpenter.Screenshot-6736He used the same tactic Jameson had used in Chapter 4.12 when wooing Nina.Screenshot-6754Surprisingly, Adrianne fell for this and found Aero to be both hilarious and endearingly sweet.Screenshot-6753Soon enough, Aero decided to take the risk and swooped in gracefully to make his move.Screenshot-6759However, Cointreau decided to be selfish and stole the attention away from Aero’s moment of glory by going into labour.Screenshot-6741Her fourth and final baby was another lad and they named him Hershey as this is obviously another brand of chocolate, primarily sold in the USA. Screenshot-6747This chapter must end somewhere, so what better than to end on a picture of a ghost Pooka?  Apparently pet ghosts are red, which is weird, but hey, that is The Sims for you!Screenshot-6697

Chapter 6.7

Chapter 6.7 Completely respecting her wishes

Many months later, it was rather obvious that Bounty had inherited pretty much all of her father’s facial features, except for his nose unfortunately.Screenshot-6610As was standard, Tremayne was given the task of looking after her whilst Cointreau and Jeffery attempted to progress in their desired careers.Screenshot-6618Tremayne thought it would a be grand idea to take Bounty outside whilst it was raining to teach her how to walk.  Consequently this was a rubbish idea seeing as electronics and water do not mix.  It was three hours until Bounty was taken back indoors by Jeffery, who had returned from a late shift at work.Screenshot-6619After that, Jeffery decided it would be safer for him to raise his own daughter, instead of entrusting her in the care of a mentally and emotionally unstable robot.Screenshot-6627As for young Aero, he was pretty much capable of looking after himself.  His parents were not around half the time due to their strange job hours, so he quickly learnt to survive by teaching himself to make waffles.Screenshot-6581Aero was also very fond of music and often went around pretending his was a DJ.  No doubt he would become yet another Bailey who would develop a musical orientated lifetime wish.Screenshot-6682Jeffery was rather chuffed with the two children he had produced with Cointreau so far.  One evening he suggested to Cointreau that they should add another baby to the brood.Screenshot-6644‘Yeah, about that… I was hoping we could wait until at least Bounty was a teenager before we expanded, y’know?’ Cointreau explained, shuddering at the thought of being torn open once more.Screenshot-6645‘Err, yeah, sure honey, I totally respect that…’Screenshot-6647A couple of months later, Cointreau found out she was pregnant thanks to Jeffery replacing the contraceptive pills in her packet with mint sweets.Screenshot-6601Naturally, she was not pleased.Screenshot-6614Jeffery, on the other hand, was a smug git and boasted to Aero about his genius method of getting mummy pregnant.  This traumatized the young boy, possibly for life.Screenshot-6621Around winter time, Cointreau calmly went into labour and made her way to hospital.Screenshot-6633She popped out another boy, who they called Twix since they figured they would keep up with the chocolate bar theme this generation.  Once Cointreau was sewn back up, they headed back home to enjoy many more months of sleepless nights and stress.  Hooray for parenthood!Screenshot-6639

Chapter 6.6

Chapter 6.6 – Baby chocolate

Surprisingly, Cointreau was rather upset over Pooka’s death.  To her it was like losing an arch-nemesis, a very furry one.Screenshot-6403Two days later, she adopted an adorable Yorkshire terrier whom she named Yorkie.  She quickly forgot all about whatever the old family dog was called and planned to train Yorkie to become her evil sidekick.Screenshot-6406Time passed by.  Cointreau went into labour, as do most women who are pregnant.Screenshot-6416Despite working in the medical field, Jeffery found it hard to keep his composure.  Midwifery was not his thing.Screenshot-6421‘Oh God, I think I felt the baby move down.’Screenshot-6419Screenshot-6420Somehow, Jeffery drove Cointreau to hospital just in time for her to pop out their firstborn. They named him Aero since Cointreau was fond of the chocolate brand with the same name.Screenshot-6423Cointreau adored spending time with Aero and looking after him to the best of her ability.Screenshot-6432And by look after him, she basically just left Tremayne to raise him over the next several years whilst she focused on her career and having more children, but we will come to this later.Screenshot-6440Cointreau only really took back ownership when it came around to Aero’s birthdays, primarily so she had an excuse to eat cake.Screenshot-6459He grew into a cute little toddler, as do most Baileys.Screenshot-6484And enjoyed putting phallic shaped objects into his mouth a little too much.Screenshot-6477A few months down the line, Cointreau and Jeffery celebrated their transition into pure, but not so simple, adulthood.Screenshot-6493After eating both cakes, Jeffery decided to completely murder the song “No Limit”.Screenshot-6538He was such an embarrassment that even Aero found it awkward hanging out with him afterwards.Screenshot-6476Despite this, Cointreau was still seduced by his sexy eyebrows and stubble that very night.Screenshot-6490Screenshot-6488Sadly, Jeffery’s charm only worked to a certain extent and it was not enough to keep the repo man at bay.  It was not as if they could not afford the bills, they were bordering on becoming millionaires after all, They had just forgotten to pay for the last installment of their recently installed hot-tub.Screenshot-6513The repo man ended up taking one of their many computers.Screenshot-6514And more devastatingly, a plate of autumn salad.Screenshot-6520The expression on his face suggested that he got off on his job far more than he should.    Screenshot-6522When Cointreau found the little surprise he left splattered across the dining room table, naturally this made her feel nauseous.Screenshot-6525She was unable to make it to the toilet in time however, so left her own nasty surprise all over the floor, which Jeffery later found, causing him to vomit instantly.Screenshot-6526Soon enough, it was revealed that Cointreau was pregnant, again.Screenshot-6535During this pregnancy,  she started to tutor her nephew, Brock, as he was rather rubbish at school but still wanted to go off to University.Screenshot-6550The fact that he could not even do simple multiplication worried her somewhat, but thankfully he was not her child to fret over.Screenshot-6543Soon enough, Cointreau got bored and contemplated what she would ask Jeffery to cook for dinner on his return from work. Screenshot-6545They had waffles for dinner that night, in case you’re wondering.Screenshot-6583A few months later, Cointreau gave birth to a baby girl, whom was named Bounty, also after a chocolate bar.  The labour went pretty smoothly, but it took Cointreau several days before she allowed Jeffery back in the house.Screenshot-6591This was because he had been out drinking after his shift and had passed out in front of the hospital on his way to meet Cointreau, and thus publicly disgraced himself as well as the Bailey household.Screenshot-6589We end this chapter on a bunny gnome sitting on a llama, because quite frankly this has to be one of the most awesome things programmed into a game ever.Screenshot-6512

Chapter 6.5

Chapter 6.5 – This generation is progressing, honestly!

Naturally, Cointreau threw an awesome hen do and even wore a wig for the occasion because the hat she wanted to wear did not go with her current hairdo.  All her sisters showed up, including Peach despite not being displayed in this picture.Screenshot-6209She spent most the night allowing Tremayne to spurt liquid all over her face.Screenshot-6220Her party was certainly more epic than Jeffery’s stag do.Screenshot-6194The stripper maids Earl had hired were not all that attractive, nor were they enthusiastic about their jobs.Screenshot-6190Overall, they were not as awesome as the firemen and magacian that appeared at Cointreau’s hen night.Screenshot-6210‘Boo!’ Jerry said, to reflect this.Screenshot-6191Their actual wedding was lovely, and made a change from the traditional backyard weddings the last few generations had celebrated during the Sunlit Tides era.Screenshot-6282Screenshot-6272Screenshot-6276‘We are now totally married,’ Cointreau said, patting Jeffery on the shoulder, as if he were a child who could barely comprehend things. Screenshot-6289Then they did the traditional cutting of the cake thing, whilst random strangers and gatecrashers stood round in hope they would be given a slice.Screenshot-6300Screenshot-6311Sadly, for Cointreau, the cake did not go down to well.Screenshot-6323And, well, it literally came back up.Screenshot-6327As it turned out, Cointreau was actually pregnant, which was great news for this generation as it had almost reached the halfway point, in relation to chapters.Screenshot-6341Unfortunately, with most chapters, this one would not end happily.  A few months after the wedding and pregnancy revelation, old Grimmy made an appearance in the kitchen, but not to serve breakfast.Screenshot-6357‘Pooka Bailey, your time in this legacy is up, as well as your life in general really.’Screenshot-6358Pooka gazed back at the cloaked figure standing before him, clearly not able to comprehend the situation, being a dog and all that jazz.Screenshot-6359‘Aw, come here and give us a hug!’ The Grim Reaper cooed, realising just how fluffy and awesome looking this dog was.Screenshot-6360Pooka’s eyes lit up and he galloped into Grimmy’s arms, quite literally.Screenshot-6362‘Ok, enough of that.  Fetch, boy, fetch!’Screenshot-6365Screenshot-6366And so, for the third time in Pooka’s life, he flew up into the ceiling, only this time into a green vortex which hopefully led to some sort of afterlife and not everlasting torture or a world with no cake (which is pretty much the same thing in all honesty).Screenshot-6367‘Nooo! Pooka was the only family member who truly understood me!’ Tremayne sobbed when he walked in, just in time to see Pooka’s arse disappear through the portal. ‘Please, bring him back!’  Screenshot-6370The Grim Reaper stood there, and although his face was concealed by his hood, it was obvious he was contemplating something.  Finally, after a few more seconds of silence he spoke.

‘You have a Playstation 3, right?  Can I play some Burnout?  Haven’t played that game in years.’Screenshot-6371Alas, The Grim Reaper played Burnout for many hours, whilst Tremayne hysterically wailed in the bathroom until his sounder card shorted out.  All in all, it was an average day.   Screenshot-6374

Chapter 5.7

Chapter 5.7 – They’ll grow into them

Soon enough, Jameson had almost reached the top of his acrobat career, which meant he had received a new costume during that time, which Mika appeared to love a little too much.Screenshot-3772Screenshot-3773Anyways, main household aside, Mew the old family cat was getting along just fine now that she was living with Murphy and his family (including his Aunt Hayley, who was still kicking around despite being ancient).Screenshot-3780She had developed a phobia of flip-flops, however.Screenshot-3781Judd, who had not remarried or anything since Coco had died, would often pop round for a visit, particularly to see how his grandchildren, Francisco (who was approaching teen-hood) and Wanda, were doing. Screenshot-3785Sadly, on one specific visit, Judd suffered from a fatal heart attack whilst he was cuddling Wanda.Screenshot-3786The result of this was not good.Screenshot-3793Amaretto and Aaron (who were also visiting at the time) could only watch on in horror as Judd awaited his obvious fate.Screenshot-3795Even Mew was devastated.  She had quite liked Judd as he used to the be the only one who really bothered to feed her when she had originally lived with him.Screenshot-3800When old Grimmy finally bothered to show up, Judd dropped down to his knees and begged.  He had not completed his life time goal of rescuing thirty people from death, so felt somewhat unfulfilled with his life.Screenshot-3810‘Get up, you,’ the Grim Reaper said in response.  A small smile then flashed across his face. ‘I’m feeling slightly generous today, so maybe I’ll let you live.’Screenshot-3811Unfortunately, it turned out  that he was lying.Screenshot-3814As always, everyone got over Judd’s death as time ticked by and Mika fell pregnant yet again.Screenshot-3859By this point, Earl was a toddler with a pretty awesome looking haircut.Screenshot-3848And the twins, Peach and Saffron, were now children who were yet to grow into their noses. Screenshot-3858At least from a distance no one could tell they had unfortunate looking honkers.   Screenshot-3873Mika fell into labour a few weeks earlier than anticipated.  Jameson was out and about securing acrobat gigs at the time, and Tremayne was teaching Earl how to walk and talk, so the only person who could physically take her to the hospital was Irish, who was temporarily haunting the house.Screenshot-3875‘Screw that,’ Irish said, before she vanished back into the spirit world.Screenshot-3876Needless to say, Mika was not a very happy bunny.Screenshot-3877Eventually Mika got to the hospital where she gave birth to another set of twin girls.  Her and Jameson named these ones Cointreau and Frangelico.Screenshot-3883Screenshot-3884Jameson and Mika soon quickly learnt that there was something slightly off about Cointreau by the way she constantly kept trying to strangle and pinch them.  Screenshot-3885It was as if she had developed an evil trait of some kind…

Chapter 5.6

Chapter 5.6 – Things may be manic, but please don’t panic  

In time, Mika fell pregnant again.  A few people frowned upon this because Jameson and her had not yet got married, but everyone else did not really care seeing as they knew the stone-age years had longed passed.Screenshot-3643In celebration of her 15th or so grandchild, Coco organised a pool party where she used the epic cooking skills she had somehow developed to grill up some horse meat pork sausages.    Screenshot-3647Mika and Jameson abused utilized this time to get some rest and relaxation in, knowing full too well that eventually their household would be overrun by snotty-faced children.Screenshot-3644Screenshot-3648To be honest though, Tremayne had pretty much raised and looked after the twins since they had been born, with the help of Malibu’s pet dog,   Toule, who for some reason enjoyed hanging out with Tremayne.Screenshot-3650After the party had ended, and Coco had partly cleaned up the mess, she started to feel a little bit strange and woozy.Screenshot-3670It turned out that it wasn’t indigestion, but actually that Death had finally decided to come collect her.Screenshot-3673Despite she’d had a good run, it was sad for the rest of the family (including Jameson) to see her perish.Screenshot-3689However, Coco was adamant that her time was not up, and promptly begged Old Grimmy, who had long ago given up on wearing robes and stuff, to give her a few extra years because she wanted to prove she could be an awesome grandmother (to make amends for being a terrible mother).   Screenshot-3696‘Bitch, please,’ the Grim Reaper said, ‘I couldn’t care less.  Your time is up, so deal with it.’Screenshot-3699And with that, Coco was sent off to the realm of spirits, and a shiny urn was all that remained.Screenshot-3684Despite receiving a cozy payout from the museum, Jameson realised that life was a lot shorter than he had originally anticipated, so made sure to spend as much time with Peach and Saffron as possible (mostly Peach as she was his secret favourite).Screenshot-3717Saffron did not mind this however, since she was a toddler, and could barely manage to eat her food properly without adult supervision anyway. Screenshot-3747Screenshot-3748A few months after Coco’s bones were donated to the science museum, Mika’s body decided it was time to go into labour.  She did her best to try and stay calm, and asked Jameson to do the same. Screenshot-3737‘Holy crap, we haven’t even packed your bag for the hospital, and the baby’s gonna rip you in half!’ Jameson cried out, after trying so hard not to cause a fuss for a full twenty seconds.Screenshot-3739His words did not fill Mika with much confidence or reassurance.Screenshot-3738Somehow, she managed to give birth to a healthy baby boy, who was later named Earl.  Not after the TV show, but because Mika had enjoyed drinking earl grey tea during her pregnancy. Screenshot-3744And so, Mika and Jameson ventured home, happy and content, ready and raring to raise another child.Screenshot-3745      

 

Chapter 5.5

Chapter 5.5 – Bumps and Bulges

Mika eventually moved into the Bailey household, and before long her and Jameson were spending pretty much every Friday night at the local karaoke bar, what with Mika being partly Japanese and all.Screenshot-3494Neither of them were particularly talented singers, so eardrums were destroyed, and the venue soon enough became overrun by cats. Screenshot-3495It seemed appropriate one Friday for Jameson to propose to Mika, right after that had sung “Don’t go breaking my heart”.Screenshot-3504She happily accepted; the commute between her home-world and his was becoming a bit of a nightmare, not to mention the expenses were only raking up.Screenshot-3511They hugged, and then resumed butchering well-known songs. Screenshot-3515As time continued to pass on by, Coco decided it was time to retire from the professional sports field.  She celebrated with awesome sunglasses and lots of confetti. Screenshot-3564And then she proceeded to mediate in one of the bathrooms. Screenshot-3541From doing this she managed to locate her inner peace and finally decided to apologise to Jameson about being an awful mother.Screenshot-3556Jameson pretended to accept his mother’s apology since she was blissfully unaware that he was planning to donate her bones on to the local museum once she had died.Screenshot-3560Screenshot-3559As time went on, Jameson and Mika became comfortable with carrying out their daily bathroom business together.  Screenshot-3526That was until the day Jameson forgot to flush the toilet.Screenshot-3535Screenshot-3538 It turned out that Mika was pregnant (which explained some of the nausea), so she decided to throw a little party to celebrate the parasite new life in her stomach.Screenshot-3586However, wires were crossed, and Hayley, who had thought the party was hen-do, ended up hiring a stripper, with quite an unimpressive bulge. Screenshot-3576Screenshot-3570Needless to say, the other girls weren’t too impressed. Screenshot-3569Especially Amaretto, what with her being a lesbian and all that jazz.Screenshot-3578Jameson continued being an awesome acrobat and managed not to overwork himself.  Screenshot-3584He even managed to secure a permanent gig at the local karaoke bar, because the crowd loved him so much.      Screenshot-3592Screenshot-3591Eventually, as nature intended, Mika went into labour.  Screenshot-3608After a grueling day or two, Jameson and Mika left the hospital with twin girls, whom were promptly named Peach and Saffron.Screenshot-3612Screenshot-3611Ricky was so pleased with the birth of his great-great-great granddaughters that he made himself a strawberry snow-cone to celebrate, despite he couldn’t particularly taste it being a ghost and everything.Screenshot-3525‘Unlike me,’ Judd proceeded to brag, before taking a huge bite out from his chocolate Popsicle. Screenshot-3544

Chapter 3.4

Chapter 3.4 -Nothing wrong with gingers

It was not long before Cookie grew and it turned out he was a ginger.  Not like there is anything wrong with gingers.  Pippy had been a ginger after all, and that’s obviously why Cookie was a ginger.  Still, Irish loved him to bits.Screenshot-570So did Stacey.

‘Who’s my ginger ninja, huh?’Screenshot-574And Caramel (who had recently aged up).Screenshot-566Well, not always Caramel.  Not like he had anything against gingers.Screenshot-557Cookie and Caramel gained more of an understanding of one another once Cookie grew up and started school, mostly because they resented their ridiculous names.  They even became school bus buddies.  Irish was pleased that the two boys got along well.  Even though Caramel was technically her father, and brother in some sort of warped way, she saw him more as a son, which was even more disturbing to be honest.  Screenshot-593Not liked she cared.  After all, she had her cooking to keep her mind occupied to prevent her from delving to deeply into how Caramel was actually related to her.Screenshot-590Irish loved her job, particularly the awesome hat she got to wear.Screenshot-568Anyways, Irish and Stacey soon decided to try for another baby, just in case they needed back ups to carry on the Bailey legacy.  Screenshot-591And thus, Irish fell pregnant.  Literally.

‘Ow, my ankle.’Screenshot-594‘God, you’re an embarrassment, woman.’Screenshot-598For the next few months Stacey worked on his novels, whilst Irish read cookbooks and stuff.  Somehow, Caramel and Cookie managed to look after themselves during this time of neglect.    Screenshot-596Before long, Irish looked like she was ready to burst.  It did not stop her from having pleasant strolls outside, however.Screenshot-602That was until she went into labour one evening when she was picking Cookie up from ballet scouts.  Screenshot-604Stacey was even kind enough to bring a bowel of salad with him when he came to escort Irish to the hospital.Screenshot-606They returned home with twin girls, whom they named Coco and Hayley.  For a while they could not tell which was which, so they ended up writing their names on their foreheads with a marker pen. Screenshot-607This chapter shall now end with Tremayne stepping into the time machine he managed to build one day when he was bored.  What adventures await from him you ask?  Well, sadly you will never know, because by the next chapter a time transition shall have occurred, thus making this irrelevant to the “story”.  Screenshot-550

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