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Chapter 7.9

Chapter 7.9 Ghost party

Like the song, Snowy had always believed he could fly, and one day this wish was granted.Screenshot-8978Unfortunately, this was only because he had died.Screenshot-8977Ewok was not a happy dog, she had hoped to at least have another litter with his mismatched companion before he glided off to the doggy pound in the sky. Screenshot-8974Pistachio dealt with the grief of Snowy’s death by exercising harder than ever in a bid that a healthy lifestyle would help him live forever, much like his Great-Uncle Earl (almost) had.Screenshot-9434Almond coped with things by eating pizza since it is a well known fact that pizza cures a majority of problems.Screenshot-9479‘Hey, Dad, can I invite some people over tonight for a sleepover?  It’ll really help take my mind of, you know, Snowy’s death.’

Twix laughed and told her that he would prefer to not spend another night trapped in the dining room.Screenshot-9481‘That’s ok, I can always go out tonight and you know, get drunk and have unprotected sex.’Screenshot-9482Screenshot-9484‘Actually, yes, a sleepover sounds like a great idea.’Screenshot-9485And so, Almond got on Facebook and invited the coolest people she knew over for a sleepover.Screenshot-9433Isaiah somehow ended up at the party, despite he was far from being part of the cool crowd.  As it turned out, he was only invited because rumour had it he had a big  was a great mixologist.Screenshot-9457Even Maple’s thought bubbles reflected  the true extent of his talent.Screenshot-9456This time, everyone was smart enough not to crash out in the kitchen and trap Twix in the dining room / block access to all the necessary cooking utilities.Screenshot-9472Well, except for one teenager, who was quickly made an example of. Screenshot-9464Never did he walk again…Screenshot-9461It has been noticed that there has been a severe lack of ghosts during this generation, therefore, we shall end this chapter on this picture of a ghost party occurring in the backyard to make up for things.Screenshot-9415

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Chapter 7.7

Chapter 7.7 Not so good at science

By the time Pistachio was a toddler, Twix was smitten and forgot all about the reasons why he’d been upset about his son’s birth.Screenshot-9203He was also proud of Almond, the middle child.Screenshot-9163She had turned out to be a bit of a genius and was excellent at chess and a majority of other logic based games.Screenshot-9191Unfortunately, she was not so good at science.Screenshot-9204Speaking of science, both Twix and Whitney were still attempting to reach their lifetime goals by pursuing success in the very same career path.  In all honesty, it was not going well for either of them.Screenshot-9257At some point, Twix and Whitney allowed Maple and Almond to host a sleepover party.  Hershey and Allyson’s oldest child, Horace, was also invited since they were usually too busy out partying to look after him properly.  Horace’s younger brother, Mitchell, had been adopted by the family cat a few years back.  Anyone that dared to go near him got severely scratched in the face.Screenshot-9150The sleepover was pretty standard; the children sat and stood around looking bored, some did their homework whilst others ate salad.Screenshot-9157Naturally, it was decided that the best place to sleep was in the kitchen / dining room area – forget the massive living room on the other side of the house.Screenshot-9164Screenshot-9167Twix got absolutely no sleep since the children had used their bodies as weapons to barricade him in. Screenshot-9168Horace also had little sleep.  Mainly because he was too busy trying to take pictures of the ghosts who came out to play that night.Screenshot-9176Poor Pippy was far from amused.Screenshot-9174‘Sod off you little turd.’Screenshot-9175The following morning, Horace boast to Almond about interacting with one of their ancestors.  Almond did her best to feign interest, but in reality she actually did not really like Horace.Screenshot-9179As Maple approached her teenage years, Twix decided this was the best time to try and butter her up.Screenshot-9182He did this by treating her to pizza and telling her just how special she was to him and how she should not rush into any relationships until she was in her late forties.Screenshot-9185Maple seemed to buy into this.Screenshot-9184That was until Whitney decided to pull up a chair and join in.      Screenshot-9186‘My dad brought me pizza and tried to put me off boys,’ Whitney revealed, mumbling her words through a mouthful of pizza.  ‘I lost my virginity the following day.’  

A few minutes later, Twix broke down in tears.Screenshot-9189And so, Maple celebrated another birthday which people would soon completely forget about.Screenshot-9273She blossomed into a lovesick teenager who would no doubt experience several pregnancy scares over the next few years.Screenshot-9301Cointreau, who still had a thing against inferior genetics, did not approve and hoped strongly that Maple would not get picked to front the next generation.Screenshot-9169

Chapter 7.5

Chapter 7.5  The cake and the bees

Sometime after the wedding, Whitney fell pregnant.Screenshot-8930This was mainly because Twix had not been taught the correct concept of the birds and the bees.Screenshot-8902Hershey, who was a little bit annoyed that Twix had beaten him to accomplishing something, quickly followed suit and got Allyson knocked up, since obviously he was unable to impregnate Whitney.Screenshot-8924Twix didn’t really want an additional individual family member to look after, but unfortunately kicking Tremayne out was not an option since he was still the breadwinner of the household.  Therefore, Twix gave Hershey a handful of money so he could buy the mansion next door and live there with Allyson.Screenshot-8934In time, Whitney gave birth to Maple.     Screenshot-8947Both Twix and Whitney were so thrilled.  They just couldn’t wait for all those sleepless nights and dirty nappies.Screenshot-8948Whitney dove straight into motherhood and appeared to be a natural.  Screenshot-8955Screenshot-8956By natural, she just pretty much left Tremayne to do all the dirty work.Screenshot-8958Not that he minded.  Clearly Cointreau and Jeffrey had forgotten to warn Twix about his mishaps with children during the last generation.Screenshot-8959Fortunately, Twix found out after reading through Cointreau’s secret journal and politely told Tremayne to stay the hell away from his children.   Screenshot-8991At first, Twix was not sure how to take care of Maple.   Screenshot-8982But after reading a few baby books, he became a pro.  The easy thing to remember was that babies were not edible, even if they were named after pleasant things.Screenshot-8980And so, Maple grew up to be a cute little toddler with a clear mixture of her parents genetics.Screenshot-9048Twix relished spending time with her, being a family man and all that jazz.Screenshot-9051Soon enough, Whitney found out she was expecting another child.  By this point Twix knew about the birds and the bees, so clearly he had been aware of the consequences this time around.Screenshot-8990A couple of months down the line, Twix celebrated some kind of birthday, somewhere between the age of 30 and 40.Screenshot-9011Surprisingly, all his siblings decided to show up, although this was only for the cake.   Screenshot-9016Allyson made an appearance too, purely because she knew she looked slim compared to pregnant Whitney so wanted as many photos as possible taken standing next to her.Screenshot-9027Shortly after the celebrations, Whitney went into labour.Screenshot-9058Yet another baby girl was born, whom was named Almond.  Although they adored her, Twix and Whitney hoped that their next, and last, baby would be a boy seeing as it had been proven that they make easier heirs. Screenshot-9066‘You know it!’ Fudge said, who has mastered the arts of awesomeness long ago and was now working on becoming ultra-awesome, a feat that not many had ever accomplished in life or death.Screenshot-8997

Chapter 7.4

Chapter 7.4 Double team

As promised, Hershey granted his older brother the air-time he deserved.  Twix, being a smart cookie, utilized this time wisely and decided to take Whitney to a nearby lake; not to drown her, but to pop the question.Screenshot-8779After much fumbling, he managed to open up the box and reveal the ultra sparkly engagement ring to Whitney, who had been waiting for his proposal pretty much since the day Hershey had proposed to Allyson.Screenshot-8782Still, she managed to feign her surprise, and all in all, it was a pleasant engagement.Screenshot-8786Screenshot-8789‘I like sparkly things,’ Whitney stated.  She stood there staring at her engagement ring for the next five hours.  Twix got bored after two hours and left her to it.Screenshot-8787In the end, Twix and Hershey ended up having a double wedding.  It was a practical idea considering how long wedding parties seem to take in the Sim world.Screenshot-8818As expected, they wedded in the same location Cointreau and Jeffrey had, mainly because the scenery was fabulous for photographs.  Naturally, Twix and Whitney were first to exchange vows, being the stars of this generation and all (well, for the time being).Screenshot-8831‘Check us out, doing adult stuff!’Screenshot-8826Aero was the only family member who held a small trace of resentment because he wished he could of had a fancy wedding.Screenshot-8839Instead, all he got was a crappy off-camera notification.Aero and Adrianne marriedWho this “close friend” was, no one knew, not even Aero.Screenshot-8837Still, it was a beautiful ceremony.  Screenshot-8843And most importantly, there was cake.Screenshot-8852Earl, who was the only one still alive from generation 6, actually only showed up because of this.Screenshot-8858Oh, and Allyson almost got married to the wrong guy, who happened to be Samuel McNeil.Screenshot-8859He had split up with Bounty a few months ago, after finally finding out that she had deliberately stopped taking her contraceptive pill.Screenshot-8863Fortunately, Hershey stepped in just in time and told Samuel where to stick it.    Screenshot-8867And so, they were married and all were happy.Screenshot-8875Screenshot-8876Screenshot-8873Well, all except for Tremayne as he managed to miss the weddings by -you guessed it- shorting-out after trying to down a bottle of tequila.Screenshot-8900  

Twix’s Mix (Part 1)

Twix’s Mix (Part 1)

‘How much did you drink last night?’ I asked my little brother, Hershey over a delightful salad dinner.Screenshot-8152‘You were reciting the phonetic alphabet, backwards!’Screenshot-8155‘You shouldn’t worry about what I did… you streaked in front of everyone!’ Hershey snorted, almost choking on his food as he clearly relived the moment in his head.Screenshot-8161Screenshot-8144‘No regrets bro, no regrets.’Screenshot-8156Ok, before your image of me is completely tarnished, let me make it clear that I wasn’t a drunken lout who would rip his clothes off at any presentable opportunity.  I had other interests.  Science, for example.Screenshot-8246It fascinated me.  I guess the science station I had set up in my University dorm room made that more than apparent.Screenshot-8236Still, it was the best way to make new discoveries.   Screenshot-8235And there was gardening.  There was just something therapeutic about it…Screenshot-8229Of course, I had a special lady in my life.  I met Whitney during my first year at University.  We ended up seated next to each other during our first lecture and immediately hit it off.  Within a month we were dating, and making sure the internet was fully aware of this.Screenshot-8285Screenshot-8286Even better was that Hershey got on well with her.  I’d often come back to our dorms after hanging out with friends on campus to find them chilling on the sofa together, playing computer games.Screenshot-8149‘Let’s find Hershey a girlfriend!’ Whitney suggested one day, almost out of the blue.            Screenshot-8194‘By “let’s” I’m assuming you mean “me?”‘ I deciphered, remembering the time when Whitney had suggested that we should tidy her room.Screenshot-8190It was then that I noticed that Whitney was wearing nothing more than her underwear.  That was enough persuasion for me.Screenshot-8196‘Let’s do it!’Screenshot-8193A few days later we threw a party, and I made sure to invite Sylvia, a hard-working pretty girl I had met through mutual friends who was studying Communications.  I was convinced she’d be Hershey’s type.Screenshot-8253As it turned out, they had nothing in common and their conversation dried up after a couple of minutes.Screenshot-8255‘This was a bad idea,’ Hershey sighed.  However, I was unwilling for him to give up so easily.

‘Leave it with me, bro.’Screenshot-8271And so, as Hershey stood on the sidelines, I swooped in to save the day.  I mentioned that it would mean the world to my brother if she could feign even an ounce of interest in him.Screenshot-8265It didn’t take much convincing.  Just minutes later they were guzzling down mouthfuls of beer out of the keg.Screenshot-8254Unfortunately, it also didn’t take much alcohol for Sylvia to overdo it.Screenshot-8275Screenshot-8272As the early morning beams of light shone through the window whilst we ate a rather belated dinner, Hershey expressed his views.

‘I’m never letting you set me up on a date ever again.’Screenshot-8277

Aero Dynamic (Part 2)

Aero Dynamic (Part 2)

Knuckling down proved to be quite a challenge.  Some subject matters were more difficult to grasp than others.Screenshot-7558Musical theory was one of these topics.Screenshot-7561It was also slightly off putting having your girlfriend sat besides you snoring away.Screenshot-7563To keep my brain ticking over between classesI used the handyman skills I had picked up from my youngest brother, Hershey, to start up a little laptop repair company to make a bit of cash; you’d be surprised with how many students end up with broken laptops.Screenshot-7529Of course, I couldn’t rule out having a bit of genuine fun once in a while.  After passing my mid-term exams, I threw a masquerade party to celebrate.Screenshot-7592And partly as an excuse to show off my guitar skills.Screenshot-7580I also made sure to spend quality time with Adrianne since I’d been a bit of a rubbish boyfriend in the past.   Beer pong was one of our favourite activities whenever we wanted to unwind.Screenshot-7686I enjoyed it, purely because I usually won nine times out of ten.Screenshot-7685This annoyed Adrianne greatly.Screenshot-7684Obviously there were less competitive activities Adrianne and I enjoyed participating in whenever we had a moment alone, particularly in the hot tub.Screenshot-7698Screenshot-7697Like most people, I also needed my alone time every now and again.  Again, the hot tub was a perfect place to get away from everyone and relax.Screenshot-7703A few months of studying, socializing and romancing later, the final results were in.  My hands were shaking as I unfolded the sheet of paper that would determine my fate.  I was convinced I had only scraped a 3rd class degree at best.Screenshot-7781However, when my eyes scanned across the words, my heart skipped a beat.  Somehow I had snagged myself an upper 2nd class degree (Aka. a 2:1).Screenshot-7782Naturally Adrianne had done well too, although, annoyingly, she was only a few marks of obtaining a 1st class degree.Screenshot-7795Our graduation ended up being held on one of the snowiest days of the year, and although I was too stoked to care about frost bite.Screenshot-7810I was so proud to receive my diploma, as was Adrianne.Screenshot-7817Screenshot-7816We celebrated in style, savoring the limited time we had left at University before we had to head home and find proper jobs.Screenshot-7676To be honest though, I didn’t mind the prospect of growing up and getting old.  With Adrianne and my crazy family around, I knew I could still have fun along the way.    

Aero Dynamic (Part 1)

Aero Dynamic (Part 1)

Honestly, I never expected University to change me.  I’d heard the stories of my ancestors, how each one had learnt a life lesson whilst studying for their various degrees, but I couldn’t understand how a person could change so much in just the space of a few years.

Therefore, I was determined to stay on the straight and narrow, keep studying hard and practicing playing with my instruments (no pun intended).Screenshot-7307I was fortunate to have my girlfriend, Adrianne, as my room mate as well, studying for the exact same degree.  My parents warned me to not let her be a distraction, which, as you can see was a difficult feat.Screenshot-7333Ironically, in the end, the true distraction came from a different source completely.    I met Skip Taylor at the Fresher’s fair, by the “Xtreme Sports” stand.  As friends, we hit it off straight away.Screenshot-7277I had never really saw myself as a jock.  Sure, I had a relatively sporty mum, and my dad was certainly no couch potato, but I had grown up to possess quite the rebellious streak.  Maybe that’s why I caved into the partying lifestyle so easily.Screenshot-7289Screenshot-7281Rushing back home in the early hours of the mornings, head buzzing, soon became a regular occurrence.Screenshot-7285Like a good girl, Adrianne was always curled up in bed fast asleep, piles of books usually stacked next to her on the floor, her alarm ready to go off in a couple of hours time.     Screenshot-7295Still, this never discouraged me from doing the exact same thing the following night.Screenshot-7366Screenshot-7365Nothing could beat downing beer by the warmth of a bonfire, surrounded by fun people.  Or so I thought at the time.Screenshot-7369Finally, the late nights and excessive drinking took its toll.  Completely failing one of my core modules should have been my wake up call, but still even then I refused to see any sense.  Screenshot-7371Even when Adrianne voiced her concerns about me, I took it as a personal attack rather than her attempt to help me out. Screenshot-7377‘Aero, look, I know how much you hate relying on others, but I’m always here for you if you need someone to talk to.’

Her arms outstretched, she stepped forwards to hug me.Screenshot-7375  

Angrily, I raised my hands and cringed away from her advances, refusing to let her touch me after insulting my friends and my party lifestyle.Screenshot-7374‘Why won’t you let me comfort you?’ Adrianne asked, her voice close to breaking, ‘Are your pride and reputation really worth so much that you’d push away your own girlfriend, throw away your degree?’Screenshot-7376Her words hit home, but it wasn’t until receiving my end of term results a few weeks later that I finally saw the extent of the damage I had brought on myself.Screenshot-7382I had vowed to not change, and by doing so I had transformed into an utter idiot. And what for?  To impress a few people who I barley knew, who didn’t care for me in the same way my family and Adrianne did.  Damn, did I feel foolish.Screenshot-7385Following on from that moment, I knew it was time to pick my guitar back up and continue learning.  Partying could wait.Screenshot-7282

Chapter 6.11

Chapter 6.11 Poor Pencil

It was not long before Cointreau and Jeffery started to get wrinkles and all that jazz.  Still, Cointreau had ways to keep the passion going between them.

‘Honey, I’m not working today…’ Jeffery muttered, adverting eye contact with his wife.

‘I don’t care.  Put it on or I’ll poison one of our children.’Screenshot-7042Cointreau sure did know how to blackmail her husband into wearing his medical career uniform, purely for her own pleasure.  This was pretty much an everyday occurrence, much to the dismay of everyone else in the family.Screenshot-7044Twix masked out his parents’ strange fetishes by focusing on the things he loved the most, which included making potions and, more recently, camp night-time gardening.Screenshot-7116Screenshot-7158Screenshot-7159Since he was the only genius child (at this point of the legacy), his other siblings often turned to him for advice.

‘So, I’ve got a bit of a pain in my thigh, and I can’t find my pencil… Any thoughts?’Screenshot-7220Screenshot-7218‘Twix, I think she has…’Screenshot-7021 ‘Err, can’t say I can see anything wrong.  Looks fine to me.’Screenshot-7215Soon enough, it was Aero’s birthday and he was about to celebrate his glorious transition into young adult-hood; one stage closer to death effectively.Screenshot-7057‘Perhaps I’ll gain a useful trait,’ Aero thought.Screenshot-7051Unfortunately, this was not the case.Aero Good TraitScreenshot-7086A few days later, the family threw a pool party for Hershey’s birthday.  Here are two unnecessary half-naked shots of Aero and Twix relaxing on pool floats.Screenshot-7089Screenshot-7092All in all this was a grand day since there was cake involved.Screenshot-7108And Hershey was obviously excited about becoming a teenager since he would be allowed to tamper with more dangerous stuff on his workbench.Screenshot-7109Despite receiving bushy eyebrows, Hershey did not look too shabby, although due to constantly peering at his reflection in the scrap metal he had collected over the years, he grew up to become a bit of a snob.Screenshot-7118Sadly, Hershey’s thirteenth birthday was not a great experience for Yorkie.  Somehow, a larger dog had gatecrashed the party and decided to steal Yorkie’s stuff.Screenshot-7097Yorkie would have done something about it, but as the dog was more than double his size he decided it would be best not to try and be a hero.  That, and he was certain the other dog had drunk one too many vodkas.Screenshot-7098The months continued to fly by, and soon enough it was time for Aero to graduate from sixth form college.Screenshot-7122He decided to drive his siblings to the town hall for his graduation ceremony.  Cointreau and Jefferey insisted they would make they own way there purely based on the fact that Aero did not have an actual driver’s licence.  Screenshot-7126Bounty was secretly a little bit jealous of her brother’s mortar board hat and hoped that the one she would wear on her graduation would look just as good on her.Screenshot-7129By around nightfall, Aero finally managed to leave the graduation hall with his diploma despite he was hungry, exhausted and desperate for the toilet.Screenshot-7137The following morning he started the fairly simple University entrance procedure, where upon he was informed he would have to increase his skills to gain the maximum amount of free credits for his chosen degree.Screenshot-7164Poor Admiral the gnome was devastated about the prospect of the first of the children heading off to University because he knew this would mean Aero would get a taste for alcohol, thus jeopardizing Admiral’s steadily growing wine collection.  This was a very sad time for him indeed.Screenshot-7154  

Chapter 6.10

Chapter 6.10 We love cake

Somehow, despite getting older, Cointreau and Jeffery were still very much in love.Screenshot-6933His doctor’s outfit was partly to thank for this.Screenshot-6935Their children were also growing up well.  Twix had inherited his mum’s smarts and enjoyed studying muchly.Screenshot-6958He also started to dabble with the chemistry set, which had been passed down in the family since Generation 2.Screenshot-6957The little prodigy was also a dab hand at chess, quite often playing against sad, lonely men online who still lived in their mother’s basements and / or attics.Screenshot-6943At some point, Hershey had grown up into a not too shabby looking child.  He was definitely more adorable as a toddler, however.  Like all the other children, he had inherited the trademark Mika honker.Screenshot-6936Being eccentric, he quickly hi-jacked the workbench that his Great-Aunt Amaretto had once used, and started to create random inventions, most of which turned out to be boring lumps of metal with no real purpose.Screenshot-6930During breakfast time, Aero and Bounty started to chat about who would be picked to front Generation 7 since the main chapters for this generation were drawing to an end.Screenshot-6960Bounty was hopeful that she would be chosen to front the next generation since she was the only girl of the current generation.  How her logic even worked, no one knew.Screenshot-6962‘You’ll pick me, right?’ Bounty asked one day, when her siblings were in the other room singing karaoke.Screenshot-6941Cointreau came back with her response instantly.

‘With a mug like that, you’d be so lucky.  I don’t understand how your father and I managed to produce your face with our genetics.’ Screenshot-6940Naturally, this severely crippled Bounty’s self-esteem.Screenshot-6944Sometime later, Cointreau decided to prove she still possessed her friendly trait by throwing a swanky party for Twix’s transition into teenhood.  Obviously, this was just another excuse to stuff her face with cake.  Lots of cake.Screenshot-6969‘Are you just going to stand there?’ Aero asked his brother, impatient for his slice of cake.Screenshot-6976‘I’d suggest you better get off your arse and start cheering if you want your bloody cake.’ Twix said, and quite rightly so.Screenshot-6973‘Err, yeah! Woo! Happy birthday, Twix!’Screenshot-6980Much to their surprise, Twix turned into quite a dishy young man.  This, no doubt, would help him win votes to become heir of the next generation.Screenshot-7026Cointreau did not approve of this, primarily because Twix was blonde, and she did not want her ascendants to possess the same hair colour as him, for some reason, she was worried no-one would take the Bailey family name seriously anymore if they possessed inferior genetics.Screenshot-6919Ricky suggested Cointreau should just change her name to Hitler and get things over and done with.Screenshot-7078Dictator references aside, this chapter will end on a picture of Yorkie playing with what appears to be a hotdog (that or Cointreau should really keep her “secret” bedroom drawer locked shut).Screenshot-7025

Chapter 6.6

Chapter 6.6 – Baby chocolate

Surprisingly, Cointreau was rather upset over Pooka’s death.  To her it was like losing an arch-nemesis, a very furry one.Screenshot-6403Two days later, she adopted an adorable Yorkshire terrier whom she named Yorkie.  She quickly forgot all about whatever the old family dog was called and planned to train Yorkie to become her evil sidekick.Screenshot-6406Time passed by.  Cointreau went into labour, as do most women who are pregnant.Screenshot-6416Despite working in the medical field, Jeffery found it hard to keep his composure.  Midwifery was not his thing.Screenshot-6421‘Oh God, I think I felt the baby move down.’Screenshot-6419Screenshot-6420Somehow, Jeffery drove Cointreau to hospital just in time for her to pop out their firstborn. They named him Aero since Cointreau was fond of the chocolate brand with the same name.Screenshot-6423Cointreau adored spending time with Aero and looking after him to the best of her ability.Screenshot-6432And by look after him, she basically just left Tremayne to raise him over the next several years whilst she focused on her career and having more children, but we will come to this later.Screenshot-6440Cointreau only really took back ownership when it came around to Aero’s birthdays, primarily so she had an excuse to eat cake.Screenshot-6459He grew into a cute little toddler, as do most Baileys.Screenshot-6484And enjoyed putting phallic shaped objects into his mouth a little too much.Screenshot-6477A few months down the line, Cointreau and Jeffery celebrated their transition into pure, but not so simple, adulthood.Screenshot-6493After eating both cakes, Jeffery decided to completely murder the song “No Limit”.Screenshot-6538He was such an embarrassment that even Aero found it awkward hanging out with him afterwards.Screenshot-6476Despite this, Cointreau was still seduced by his sexy eyebrows and stubble that very night.Screenshot-6490Screenshot-6488Sadly, Jeffery’s charm only worked to a certain extent and it was not enough to keep the repo man at bay.  It was not as if they could not afford the bills, they were bordering on becoming millionaires after all, They had just forgotten to pay for the last installment of their recently installed hot-tub.Screenshot-6513The repo man ended up taking one of their many computers.Screenshot-6514And more devastatingly, a plate of autumn salad.Screenshot-6520The expression on his face suggested that he got off on his job far more than he should.    Screenshot-6522When Cointreau found the little surprise he left splattered across the dining room table, naturally this made her feel nauseous.Screenshot-6525She was unable to make it to the toilet in time however, so left her own nasty surprise all over the floor, which Jeffery later found, causing him to vomit instantly.Screenshot-6526Soon enough, it was revealed that Cointreau was pregnant, again.Screenshot-6535During this pregnancy,  she started to tutor her nephew, Brock, as he was rather rubbish at school but still wanted to go off to University.Screenshot-6550The fact that he could not even do simple multiplication worried her somewhat, but thankfully he was not her child to fret over.Screenshot-6543Soon enough, Cointreau got bored and contemplated what she would ask Jeffery to cook for dinner on his return from work. Screenshot-6545They had waffles for dinner that night, in case you’re wondering.Screenshot-6583A few months later, Cointreau gave birth to a baby girl, whom was named Bounty, also after a chocolate bar.  The labour went pretty smoothly, but it took Cointreau several days before she allowed Jeffery back in the house.Screenshot-6591This was because he had been out drinking after his shift and had passed out in front of the hospital on his way to meet Cointreau, and thus publicly disgraced himself as well as the Bailey household.Screenshot-6589We end this chapter on a bunny gnome sitting on a llama, because quite frankly this has to be one of the most awesome things programmed into a game ever.Screenshot-6512

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