Chapter 4.2
Chapter 4.2 – Farewell, Irish
Eventually Coco fell pregnant. With the amount of sex she was having with Judd, it was no surprise really.
Judd took the news well. With their sexy faces and “winning” personalities, he was confident they were going to produce delicious Bailey babies. 
Sadly, Irish did not take the news as well.
‘Grandchildren? Screw that, I’m out of here!’
Naturally, Stacey was devastated when he discovered Irish had died, and in the bathroom of all places. 
The poor guy hadn’t been this upset since last Christmas when all he received was an empty box.
Irish’s death particularly hit Hayley and Coco very hard. Deciding to seize the day after realising that life was too short, Coco invited Judd out to their favourite local cocktail bar so she could initiate the next stage of their relationship, over a couple of mocktails obviously. 
Propping herself down on one knee with a seven month baby bump was not the easiest of trials. Despite her intentions were obvious, Judd still acted clueless.
And feigned surprise when she popped the question, as if the jewelry box she was holding up was going to spew out acid all over his face when she opened it. 
He chuckled and felt like a complete moron after she had slipped the engagement ring onto his finger.
After that, they hugged and proceeded to drink mocktails, until the fruitiness got too much and they both threw up EVERYWHERE.
A couple of months later, Coco paid a visit to her brother, Cookie, who was living in the house of their Aunt Minty, who had died a few years ago.
‘Wow, you’re fat!’ Cookie commented as he pressed a hand against Coco’s stomach.
As they having lunch and were talking about how crazy Irish was, Coco felt a sharp sensation pierce through her belly, which immediately caused her to stand up and wince.
Whether it was Cookie touching her bump, or the chili hot-dog which she had started to eat, Coco did not quite frankly give a damn what had triggered her labor because she was quite easily in the worst pain she had ever experienced.
Cookie naturally kept his cool.
After a grueling labor, Coco ended up having a baby boy, whom they named Murphy since it was a very Irish name. Coco and Judd were aware that he would no doubt grow up to be an alcoholic.
Despite being dateless, Fudge had a jolly good night. He had his first kiss with Ample Amy (although her boyfriends were not very pleased) and he even won the title of Prom King. It helped inspire Fudge to become even more awesome, and so he started to read up on ways to do so.
