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Chapter 8.6

Chapter 8.6 Love? Actually, not

Soon enough, Rolo entered his teenage years and resembled his Great-Uncle Aero somewhat, although it was probably just the hair colour that did it.Screenshot-11394This naturally meant he had to become a brooding guitar boy.Screenshot-11373His crush, Niki Minaj Nutella Natalis had also done a bit of growing up.Screenshot-11337After witnessing his Mother’s failure to bag a man of her own when she was his age, Rolo decided to quickly make the moves on Niki before another sim did.Screenshot-11341Screenshot-11343Screenshot-11345Perhaps he got a bit too carried away…
‘Mmmph!’ Screenshot-11344Orion was pleased for his half-brother, honestly, he was.Screenshot-11367His best friend and crush, Christie Rooney had thrown away their friendship by frolicking off into the arms of bad boy, Jimmy Harlow, whom teased Orion relentlessly for being an alien.Christie and Jimmy - Sims 3 Bailey LegacyTo cope with this trauma, Orion became addicted to an alien invented drug called heroin.Screenshot-11371As for Basil, the baby of the family, he had recently aged into a child, a slightly plump one, although that may have just been down to Whitney’s ghastly “fat face” genetics, which had unfortunately been passed down onto Maple, and now onto both her children.Screenshot-11374At least it was better than inheriting the Mika Moore nose, ‘ey, Twix?Screenshot-11325‘It’s ok Twix, as long as I live we will share the same shaped nose!’ Hershey exclaimed, rushing into the Bailey legacy house like he still lived there (which he didn’t).Screenshot-11313‘Err, what’s this?’Screenshot-11315Hershey begun ascending towards the ceiling.Screenshot-11316‘Oh, snap.’Screenshot-11317‘Well, it looks like I’m dead, so scrap what I said about our noses.’ Screenshot-11319Screenshot-11327Indeed this was a very emotional and heart-breaking moment for Twix, having always been close to his baby brother  (flashback photo!).Screenshot-8416‘Erm, shouldn’t have the Grim Reaper shown up by now?’Screenshot-11328‘Ugh!’ Screenshot-11329‘God damn scythe!  I knew I should of just used the front door, like a normal bloody person.’Screenshot-11330Death aside, Rolo and Orion had the most important night of their teenhood’s to attend; that’s right, Prom night!  Here is how dapper they looked.Screenshot-11401Screenshot-11402It appeared that at some point during this night, Rolo stumbled across Orion’s “special stash”.Rolo is high at promAnd somehow, without the use of his “special stash”, Orion ended up getting close to a stunner called Melanie Hester, who, despite having physical similarities to Niki, was not related to her.Screenshot-11429Orion was quick to work his moves on her. Screenshot-11427Unlike Rolo, Orion knew not to overdo the first kiss, thus making him a better boyfriend.Screenshot-11426Unfortunately, Basil took an instant disliking to Melanie after she called him Levi.Screenshot-11418‘Sorry, but you can’t blame me for assuming you were named something ridiculous?  Christ, your Grandfather’s named after a frickin’ chocolate bar.’Screenshot-11419Levi Basil did not take kindly to her response.Screenshot-11420It took two months for Melanie to recover from her injuries after her unfortunate accident with the ice-cream van later that day.

 

Chapter 7.7

Chapter 7.7 Not so good at science

By the time Pistachio was a toddler, Twix was smitten and forgot all about the reasons why he’d been upset about his son’s birth.Screenshot-9203He was also proud of Almond, the middle child.Screenshot-9163She had turned out to be a bit of a genius and was excellent at chess and a majority of other logic based games.Screenshot-9191Unfortunately, she was not so good at science.Screenshot-9204Speaking of science, both Twix and Whitney were still attempting to reach their lifetime goals by pursuing success in the very same career path.  In all honesty, it was not going well for either of them.Screenshot-9257At some point, Twix and Whitney allowed Maple and Almond to host a sleepover party.  Hershey and Allyson’s oldest child, Horace, was also invited since they were usually too busy out partying to look after him properly.  Horace’s younger brother, Mitchell, had been adopted by the family cat a few years back.  Anyone that dared to go near him got severely scratched in the face.Screenshot-9150The sleepover was pretty standard; the children sat and stood around looking bored, some did their homework whilst others ate salad.Screenshot-9157Naturally, it was decided that the best place to sleep was in the kitchen / dining room area – forget the massive living room on the other side of the house.Screenshot-9164Screenshot-9167Twix got absolutely no sleep since the children had used their bodies as weapons to barricade him in. Screenshot-9168Horace also had little sleep.  Mainly because he was too busy trying to take pictures of the ghosts who came out to play that night.Screenshot-9176Poor Pippy was far from amused.Screenshot-9174‘Sod off you little turd.’Screenshot-9175The following morning, Horace boast to Almond about interacting with one of their ancestors.  Almond did her best to feign interest, but in reality she actually did not really like Horace.Screenshot-9179As Maple approached her teenage years, Twix decided this was the best time to try and butter her up.Screenshot-9182He did this by treating her to pizza and telling her just how special she was to him and how she should not rush into any relationships until she was in her late forties.Screenshot-9185Maple seemed to buy into this.Screenshot-9184That was until Whitney decided to pull up a chair and join in.      Screenshot-9186‘My dad brought me pizza and tried to put me off boys,’ Whitney revealed, mumbling her words through a mouthful of pizza.  ‘I lost my virginity the following day.’  

A few minutes later, Twix broke down in tears.Screenshot-9189And so, Maple celebrated another birthday which people would soon completely forget about.Screenshot-9273She blossomed into a lovesick teenager who would no doubt experience several pregnancy scares over the next few years.Screenshot-9301Cointreau, who still had a thing against inferior genetics, did not approve and hoped strongly that Maple would not get picked to front the next generation.Screenshot-9169

Chapter 7.5

Chapter 7.5  The cake and the bees

Sometime after the wedding, Whitney fell pregnant.Screenshot-8930This was mainly because Twix had not been taught the correct concept of the birds and the bees.Screenshot-8902Hershey, who was a little bit annoyed that Twix had beaten him to accomplishing something, quickly followed suit and got Allyson knocked up, since obviously he was unable to impregnate Whitney.Screenshot-8924Twix didn’t really want an additional individual family member to look after, but unfortunately kicking Tremayne out was not an option since he was still the breadwinner of the household.  Therefore, Twix gave Hershey a handful of money so he could buy the mansion next door and live there with Allyson.Screenshot-8934In time, Whitney gave birth to Maple.     Screenshot-8947Both Twix and Whitney were so thrilled.  They just couldn’t wait for all those sleepless nights and dirty nappies.Screenshot-8948Whitney dove straight into motherhood and appeared to be a natural.  Screenshot-8955Screenshot-8956By natural, she just pretty much left Tremayne to do all the dirty work.Screenshot-8958Not that he minded.  Clearly Cointreau and Jeffrey had forgotten to warn Twix about his mishaps with children during the last generation.Screenshot-8959Fortunately, Twix found out after reading through Cointreau’s secret journal and politely told Tremayne to stay the hell away from his children.   Screenshot-8991At first, Twix was not sure how to take care of Maple.   Screenshot-8982But after reading a few baby books, he became a pro.  The easy thing to remember was that babies were not edible, even if they were named after pleasant things.Screenshot-8980And so, Maple grew up to be a cute little toddler with a clear mixture of her parents genetics.Screenshot-9048Twix relished spending time with her, being a family man and all that jazz.Screenshot-9051Soon enough, Whitney found out she was expecting another child.  By this point Twix knew about the birds and the bees, so clearly he had been aware of the consequences this time around.Screenshot-8990A couple of months down the line, Twix celebrated some kind of birthday, somewhere between the age of 30 and 40.Screenshot-9011Surprisingly, all his siblings decided to show up, although this was only for the cake.   Screenshot-9016Allyson made an appearance too, purely because she knew she looked slim compared to pregnant Whitney so wanted as many photos as possible taken standing next to her.Screenshot-9027Shortly after the celebrations, Whitney went into labour.Screenshot-9058Yet another baby girl was born, whom was named Almond.  Although they adored her, Twix and Whitney hoped that their next, and last, baby would be a boy seeing as it had been proven that they make easier heirs. Screenshot-9066‘You know it!’ Fudge said, who has mastered the arts of awesomeness long ago and was now working on becoming ultra-awesome, a feat that not many had ever accomplished in life or death.Screenshot-8997

Chapter 7.4

Chapter 7.4 Double team

As promised, Hershey granted his older brother the air-time he deserved.  Twix, being a smart cookie, utilized this time wisely and decided to take Whitney to a nearby lake; not to drown her, but to pop the question.Screenshot-8779After much fumbling, he managed to open up the box and reveal the ultra sparkly engagement ring to Whitney, who had been waiting for his proposal pretty much since the day Hershey had proposed to Allyson.Screenshot-8782Still, she managed to feign her surprise, and all in all, it was a pleasant engagement.Screenshot-8786Screenshot-8789‘I like sparkly things,’ Whitney stated.  She stood there staring at her engagement ring for the next five hours.  Twix got bored after two hours and left her to it.Screenshot-8787In the end, Twix and Hershey ended up having a double wedding.  It was a practical idea considering how long wedding parties seem to take in the Sim world.Screenshot-8818As expected, they wedded in the same location Cointreau and Jeffrey had, mainly because the scenery was fabulous for photographs.  Naturally, Twix and Whitney were first to exchange vows, being the stars of this generation and all (well, for the time being).Screenshot-8831‘Check us out, doing adult stuff!’Screenshot-8826Aero was the only family member who held a small trace of resentment because he wished he could of had a fancy wedding.Screenshot-8839Instead, all he got was a crappy off-camera notification.Aero and Adrianne marriedWho this “close friend” was, no one knew, not even Aero.Screenshot-8837Still, it was a beautiful ceremony.  Screenshot-8843And most importantly, there was cake.Screenshot-8852Earl, who was the only one still alive from generation 6, actually only showed up because of this.Screenshot-8858Oh, and Allyson almost got married to the wrong guy, who happened to be Samuel McNeil.Screenshot-8859He had split up with Bounty a few months ago, after finally finding out that she had deliberately stopped taking her contraceptive pill.Screenshot-8863Fortunately, Hershey stepped in just in time and told Samuel where to stick it.    Screenshot-8867And so, they were married and all were happy.Screenshot-8875Screenshot-8876Screenshot-8873Well, all except for Tremayne as he managed to miss the weddings by -you guessed it- shorting-out after trying to down a bottle of tequila.Screenshot-8900  

Chapter 7.3

Chapter 7.3 Hot proposal

In all honesty, Tremayne knew he was a bit of a third wheel.  He’d been around since Generation 2 and did not do much besides work one day a week for the military, and often shorted-out from doing stupid things.Screenshot-8794He never thought his moment of glory would arrive; at least, not during this generation.Screenshot-8686Early one morning, he awoke to loud bang and copious amounts of smoke.  Upon investigating, it became apparent that Hershey had somehow managed to set his current project on fire whilst using a blowtorch.  Instead of rationally calling for the fire brigade, or trying to extinguish out the flames himself, Hershey just stood there cluelessly.  In his defense, this was the first fire he had ever experienced, and quite possibly the first fire in general since around Generation 4 or 5.Screenshot-8682Luckily, Tremayne knew just what to do.Screenshot-8687And this was when Hershey started to panic.Screenshot-8690‘The foam’s staining my workbench!’ Hershey whined.Screenshot-8688Somehow, among the chaos, Hershey caught on fire.Screenshot-8694Tremayne seized the opportunity to save his life, in hope this would secure the recognition he admittedly deserved.  Meanwhile, Allyson stood idly by waiting for Hershey to go downstairs to make her breakfast.Screenshot-8695By the time the rest of the family entered the room, Tremayne had extinguished the fire in it’s entirety, including the flames that had been scorching Hershey’s skin.  No doubt a trip to hospital would was in store for him, so Allyson went without her breakfast.Screenshot-8698Naturally, Tremayne did not get a thank you for his heroic actions, and life continued on as normal.  Well, until around two weeks later when, one afternoon, Cointreau was walking down the stairs after waking up from a delightful nap.Screenshot-8713She had just reached the bottom when she heard a strange dematerializing sound.  The same one in fact that she remembered hearing when her father, Jameson, had died.Screenshot-8712‘Crap!’Screenshot-8711Sure enough, the Grim Reaper had come to collect Cointreau, and try and claim back the money for his Justin Bieber ticket.Screenshot-8715‘Jeffrey’s been mean and won’t pay me back,’ The Grim Reaper complained.  No doubt he was pouting his lips underneath his little black hood.Screenshot-8717‘I’d like you to help me please.  I’ll allow you to continue on with your illegal activities in the spirit world,’ he bargained with Cointreau.Screenshot-8723Since she’d been retired from the criminal career for several years, Cointreau happily took him up on his offer.  Life had been boring her a bit recently anyways.Screenshot-8724And so, Cointreau’s grave was added to the mix whilst she glided off to the land of spirits to track down Jeffrey.Screenshot-8736Hershey was so choked up by his mother’s death that he decided that he could not sit around and waste another moment.Screenshot-8730He surprised the hell out of Allyson by proposing to her, before Twix had even had a chance to appear in this chapter.Screenshot-8761‘We’ve had more air-time than the heir of this generation; let’s get married!’Screenshot-8763Of course, Allyson accepted.  She loved shiny things almost as much as Ricky.Screenshot-8769Screenshot-8770‘Hey bro, err, this is kind of my generation and you’re stealing the lime light just a tad.’Screenshot-8806‘Ok, how about you open up the next chapter with something golden?  I’ll keep out of things for a few pictures too.’Screenshot-8807Thus, it was pretty much settled that Twix would get a lot more exposure in the next chapter, and quite rightly so.Screenshot-8809

Hershey’s Kisses (Part 2)

Hershey’s Kisses (Part 2)

University soon became the same old routine.  My typical weekend was spent studying with Twix whilst we lounged about in our underwear, as brothers do.  We were hardcore like that.Screenshot-8494was studying for a degree in technology, so I had to prove I knew a thing or two.  One of my lecturers just loved to make us do presentations, pretty much every week, so I soon became rather awesome at public speaking.Screenshot-8435Between all this, I spent time with Allyson whenever I had a spare moment, although frustratingly we had barely gone further than kissing, after almost six months together.  Naturally, I was looking to change this, particularly after knowing the sort of wild and kinky stuff Twix got up to with Whitney.Screenshot-8451One snowy day, I brought the subject up, as casually as I could.Screenshot-8446‘If you can find somewhere around here, I’ll do it with you.’

‘That’s easy,’ I said, eyes peering over at the University building next to us.  Allyson slowly shook her head, and I arched an eyebrow in bemusement.

‘It can’t be within University property,’ she explained, eyes twinkling.Screenshot-8449I took her words as an actual challenge and used two simple tools; my creativity and the snow to meet her criteria.Screenshot-8439It took a couple of hours to build, but it was totally worth it and Allyson was genuinely impressed with the result.Screenshot-8441And so, I finally lost my virginity, in an igloo of all places.Screenshot-8454Was I smug?  Just a little…  It was definitely worth it for the frostbite.Screenshot-8464I must have done a good job because Allyson actually stayed with me throughout the rest of my University days.Screenshot-8514And through all that I learnt one valuable lesson…       Screenshot-8528Nailing a first was certainly easier than trying to nail Allyson.Screenshot-8537

Hershey’s Kisses (Part 1)

Hershey’s Kisses (Part 1)

Ever since I could remember, I enjoyed tinkering with things.  The moment I was allowed to use a blowtorch, my parents struggled to drag me out of my room.Screenshot-8214Being good with my hands had its advantages, for example; not having to spend ridiculous amounts of money to hire out a repairman to fix the dishwasher which kept breaking pretty much every single week.Screenshot-8215I was pretty certain there was a reason why a few of the girls liked to stand around and watch me repair it.Screenshot-8217One girl quickly caught my eye, the lovely Whitney Harris.Screenshot-8178She seemed to lounge about the dorms wearing next to nothing half the time, much to my approval.Screenshot-8179Sadly, my brother, Twix, snapped her quicker than a tramp on a sandwich, and I was left spending my afternoon’s alone, playing chess.Screenshot-8177Twix and I did our best to spend time together too, although with our different degrees and circle of friends it was a difficult feat.  Still, Twix was always willing to offer his support, primarily with my love life.

‘I know a girl who’s perfect for you,’ he revealed over breakfast one morning.Screenshot-8321‘After last time, I’d rather try online dating.’Screenshot-8322‘Good luck with that.’Screenshot-8326‘Fine,’ I sighed, caving into Twix’s good intentions, ‘who’s the girl?’Screenshot-8323That evening, I spent the usual two to three hours getting ready to meet this girl Twix had set me up with.Screenshot-8299Allyson Robins was her name, and she appeared to be a nice looking lass.  Screenshot-8337We went for a stroll around the campus, making small talk as we made an attempt to get to know each other.  Typically, it started to pour down with rain, so I suggested we headed back to my dorms before we got soaked.Screenshot-8336‘As long as you don’t try anything on, I’m game,’ Allyson said, before we sprinted across the campus as the ran seemed to keep getting heavier.Screenshot-8339We were drenched by the time we reached my dorm.  Being the gentleman I was, I mentioned that she was more than welcome to grab a shower and borrow my dressing gown whilst her clothes dried on the radiator.Screenshot-8343‘Sure, I’ll strip off here if you want so you can see the goods,’ Allyson said, arching her body back, flaunting her slim frame deliberately.  I knew what she was doing, but whilst she was only dipping her toe into the water, I was ready to dive bomb into the ocean, so to speak.Screenshot-8344‘Perrlease, it wouldn’t be much of a surprise. I can already see your boobs through your t-shirt.’Screenshot-8345For a second, she looked ready to slap me.Screenshot-8342But then, her expression lightened as a smirk crept across her face.

‘Let’s stop messing around here,’ Allyson sighed.  ‘Quite clearly we know where this is going, so let’s cut out the bullshit and kiss already.’Screenshot-8354I knew then that I liked this girl.  Blunt and assertive, she was already miles better than that other girl Twix had set me up with, whatever her name was.Screenshot-8350I took her up on her offer, I would have been insane not to.Screenshot-8360Screenshot-8368And, as they say, the rest was pretty much history.Screenshot-8392

Twix’s Mix (Part 1)

Twix’s Mix (Part 1)

‘How much did you drink last night?’ I asked my little brother, Hershey over a delightful salad dinner.Screenshot-8152‘You were reciting the phonetic alphabet, backwards!’Screenshot-8155‘You shouldn’t worry about what I did… you streaked in front of everyone!’ Hershey snorted, almost choking on his food as he clearly relived the moment in his head.Screenshot-8161Screenshot-8144‘No regrets bro, no regrets.’Screenshot-8156Ok, before your image of me is completely tarnished, let me make it clear that I wasn’t a drunken lout who would rip his clothes off at any presentable opportunity.  I had other interests.  Science, for example.Screenshot-8246It fascinated me.  I guess the science station I had set up in my University dorm room made that more than apparent.Screenshot-8236Still, it was the best way to make new discoveries.   Screenshot-8235And there was gardening.  There was just something therapeutic about it…Screenshot-8229Of course, I had a special lady in my life.  I met Whitney during my first year at University.  We ended up seated next to each other during our first lecture and immediately hit it off.  Within a month we were dating, and making sure the internet was fully aware of this.Screenshot-8285Screenshot-8286Even better was that Hershey got on well with her.  I’d often come back to our dorms after hanging out with friends on campus to find them chilling on the sofa together, playing computer games.Screenshot-8149‘Let’s find Hershey a girlfriend!’ Whitney suggested one day, almost out of the blue.            Screenshot-8194‘By “let’s” I’m assuming you mean “me?”‘ I deciphered, remembering the time when Whitney had suggested that we should tidy her room.Screenshot-8190It was then that I noticed that Whitney was wearing nothing more than her underwear.  That was enough persuasion for me.Screenshot-8196‘Let’s do it!’Screenshot-8193A few days later we threw a party, and I made sure to invite Sylvia, a hard-working pretty girl I had met through mutual friends who was studying Communications.  I was convinced she’d be Hershey’s type.Screenshot-8253As it turned out, they had nothing in common and their conversation dried up after a couple of minutes.Screenshot-8255‘This was a bad idea,’ Hershey sighed.  However, I was unwilling for him to give up so easily.

‘Leave it with me, bro.’Screenshot-8271And so, as Hershey stood on the sidelines, I swooped in to save the day.  I mentioned that it would mean the world to my brother if she could feign even an ounce of interest in him.Screenshot-8265It didn’t take much convincing.  Just minutes later they were guzzling down mouthfuls of beer out of the keg.Screenshot-8254Unfortunately, it also didn’t take much alcohol for Sylvia to overdo it.Screenshot-8275Screenshot-8272As the early morning beams of light shone through the window whilst we ate a rather belated dinner, Hershey expressed his views.

‘I’m never letting you set me up on a date ever again.’Screenshot-8277

Result Time – Generation 7

Result Time – Generation 7

Thanks to those that voted!  Seems like Twix was the favourite, so he’ll be gracing you all with his cute little self during Generation 7 😉

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I’ll get the last few University chapters up in the next week or so, and after that Generation 7 shall begin!  Stay tuned 🙂

Voting Time – Generation 7 – Tie-break

Voting Time – Generation 7 – Tie-break

Thanks for the votes!  Like before, we have another tie-break.  Once again the decision on who will be heir for Generation 7 (Twix or Hershey) is down to you!  Voting ends on Monday 6th January 2014; good luck 😉

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