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Chapter 5.8

Chapter 5.8 – These kids have the smarts

Soon enough, young Earl grew up into a child.Screenshot-3955 - CopyHis birthday party was memorable, only for all the wrong reasons.  The main one being that Hayley Bailey decided it was the perfect time to finally join her twin sister, Coco, in the afterlife.Screenshot-3927 - CopySoon after his transition into childhood, Earl started to spend most his time with Saffron playing chess, what with them both being geniuses and all.Screenshot-3976 - CopySaffron, who was fast approaching her teenage years, also enjoyed messing around with her great-great grandfather Fudge’s old chemistry set, making strange potions.Screenshot-3910 - CopyOccasionally, the results of playing with severely dangerous chemicals were not good.Screenshot-3924 - CopyHer twin sister, Peach, was more into creating painting animals and food, mainly because she had not developed any real interesting traits over the years.Screenshot-3969 - CopyAs for the younger set of twins, they had grown up into cute looking toddlers, although Cointreau was still evil and had recently learnt how to twist nipples.Screenshot-4001For this reason, Jameson much preferred holding Frangelico, as per his joyful facial expression. Screenshot-4003Although happy that most of his children were growing up to be fine little specimens, Jameson did not like the fact that he was getting slightly older each day and that the amount of wrinkles appearing on his face seemed to be slowly increasing every passing week.Screenshot-3904 - CopyMika, on the other hand, did not look a day over twenty, thanks to her apparent Asian genes.  Screenshot-3999Still, Mika found Jameson attractive, and the poor children had to put up with the obvious fact that their parents were still very much sexually active, since they were still not married.Screenshot-3987Cointreau and Frangelico soon started asking questions as to why Mummy and Daddy were not wedded (they caught onto things quickly thanks to the influence of their older siblings).  Mika tried to explain things in the best way possible.

‘You see, sometimes mummies and daddies want to enjoy their lives before tying themselves down to the commitment of marriage.’ Screenshot-3984‘Then why have you had five children?’ Frangelico asked, looking up from her picture book, watching as a “that’s a good point” expression appeared across her mum’s face. Screenshot-3983This chapter will end with Fudge eating a moldy plate of cheese, since he can make anything look awesome (and yes, that’s Judd in the background playing pool).Screenshot-3988

Chapter 5.7

Chapter 5.7 – They’ll grow into them

Soon enough, Jameson had almost reached the top of his acrobat career, which meant he had received a new costume during that time, which Mika appeared to love a little too much.Screenshot-3772Screenshot-3773Anyways, main household aside, Mew the old family cat was getting along just fine now that she was living with Murphy and his family (including his Aunt Hayley, who was still kicking around despite being ancient).Screenshot-3780She had developed a phobia of flip-flops, however.Screenshot-3781Judd, who had not remarried or anything since Coco had died, would often pop round for a visit, particularly to see how his grandchildren, Francisco (who was approaching teen-hood) and Wanda, were doing. Screenshot-3785Sadly, on one specific visit, Judd suffered from a fatal heart attack whilst he was cuddling Wanda.Screenshot-3786The result of this was not good.Screenshot-3793Amaretto and Aaron (who were also visiting at the time) could only watch on in horror as Judd awaited his obvious fate.Screenshot-3795Even Mew was devastated.  She had quite liked Judd as he used to the be the only one who really bothered to feed her when she had originally lived with him.Screenshot-3800When old Grimmy finally bothered to show up, Judd dropped down to his knees and begged.  He had not completed his life time goal of rescuing thirty people from death, so felt somewhat unfulfilled with his life.Screenshot-3810‘Get up, you,’ the Grim Reaper said in response.  A small smile then flashed across his face. ‘I’m feeling slightly generous today, so maybe I’ll let you live.’Screenshot-3811Unfortunately, it turned out  that he was lying.Screenshot-3814As always, everyone got over Judd’s death as time ticked by and Mika fell pregnant yet again.Screenshot-3859By this point, Earl was a toddler with a pretty awesome looking haircut.Screenshot-3848And the twins, Peach and Saffron, were now children who were yet to grow into their noses. Screenshot-3858At least from a distance no one could tell they had unfortunate looking honkers.   Screenshot-3873Mika fell into labour a few weeks earlier than anticipated.  Jameson was out and about securing acrobat gigs at the time, and Tremayne was teaching Earl how to walk and talk, so the only person who could physically take her to the hospital was Irish, who was temporarily haunting the house.Screenshot-3875‘Screw that,’ Irish said, before she vanished back into the spirit world.Screenshot-3876Needless to say, Mika was not a very happy bunny.Screenshot-3877Eventually Mika got to the hospital where she gave birth to another set of twin girls.  Her and Jameson named these ones Cointreau and Frangelico.Screenshot-3883Screenshot-3884Jameson and Mika soon quickly learnt that there was something slightly off about Cointreau by the way she constantly kept trying to strangle and pinch them.  Screenshot-3885It was as if she had developed an evil trait of some kind…

Chapter 5.5

Chapter 5.5 – Bumps and Bulges

Mika eventually moved into the Bailey household, and before long her and Jameson were spending pretty much every Friday night at the local karaoke bar, what with Mika being partly Japanese and all.Screenshot-3494Neither of them were particularly talented singers, so eardrums were destroyed, and the venue soon enough became overrun by cats. Screenshot-3495It seemed appropriate one Friday for Jameson to propose to Mika, right after that had sung “Don’t go breaking my heart”.Screenshot-3504She happily accepted; the commute between her home-world and his was becoming a bit of a nightmare, not to mention the expenses were only raking up.Screenshot-3511They hugged, and then resumed butchering well-known songs. Screenshot-3515As time continued to pass on by, Coco decided it was time to retire from the professional sports field.  She celebrated with awesome sunglasses and lots of confetti. Screenshot-3564And then she proceeded to mediate in one of the bathrooms. Screenshot-3541From doing this she managed to locate her inner peace and finally decided to apologise to Jameson about being an awful mother.Screenshot-3556Jameson pretended to accept his mother’s apology since she was blissfully unaware that he was planning to donate her bones on to the local museum once she had died.Screenshot-3560Screenshot-3559As time went on, Jameson and Mika became comfortable with carrying out their daily bathroom business together.  Screenshot-3526That was until the day Jameson forgot to flush the toilet.Screenshot-3535Screenshot-3538 It turned out that Mika was pregnant (which explained some of the nausea), so she decided to throw a little party to celebrate the parasite new life in her stomach.Screenshot-3586However, wires were crossed, and Hayley, who had thought the party was hen-do, ended up hiring a stripper, with quite an unimpressive bulge. Screenshot-3576Screenshot-3570Needless to say, the other girls weren’t too impressed. Screenshot-3569Especially Amaretto, what with her being a lesbian and all that jazz.Screenshot-3578Jameson continued being an awesome acrobat and managed not to overwork himself.  Screenshot-3584He even managed to secure a permanent gig at the local karaoke bar, because the crowd loved him so much.      Screenshot-3592Screenshot-3591Eventually, as nature intended, Mika went into labour.  Screenshot-3608After a grueling day or two, Jameson and Mika left the hospital with twin girls, whom were promptly named Peach and Saffron.Screenshot-3612Screenshot-3611Ricky was so pleased with the birth of his great-great-great granddaughters that he made himself a strawberry snow-cone to celebrate, despite he couldn’t particularly taste it being a ghost and everything.Screenshot-3525‘Unlike me,’ Judd proceeded to brag, before taking a huge bite out from his chocolate Popsicle. Screenshot-3544

Chapter 5.2

Chapter 5.2 –  Man, did he love cake

Despite his seemingly boisterous bravado, Jameson sometimes found it difficult to speak to people, more so than often when he was trying to secure gigs from proprietors who barely spoke a word of Simlish.  Screenshot-3109He attempted to communicate using wild gestures, but this only confused matters further.Screenshot-3110Screenshot-3112Eventually the old lady clued on that he was after a gig, not a rampant night of crazy sex, and gave him a slot for the following day to perform outside the coffee-house.Screenshot-3206Screenshot-3204He pretty much nailed it.  Even Hayley, who had only popped along to throw stuff at him, was mildly entertained.   Screenshot-3208Yes indeed, things were going well for Jameson and his budding career.  He had no plans to ask Mika Moore to move in with him as of yet.  Well, not until all his siblings had eventually moved out.Screenshot-3217Aaron had recently proposed to Malibu, so it was now only a matter of time before she moved out (sadly without Mew the cat due to her now living with Murphy and all).Screenshot-3194Still, she was confident she would have sexy babies with Aaron, so nothing else mattered really.Screenshot-3200A few months later, Malibu was all set to get married.  She even had the dress and everything.Screenshot-3242Aaron was more enthused about the cake, however.  Man, did he love cake.Screenshot-3238And dancing.Screenshot-3298The wedding took place in the usual location, and the same old screenshots photos were taken.Screenshot-3258Screenshot-3283Murphy was an emotional wreck, whereas Coco was proud that at least one of her children was not a complete embarrassment.Screenshot-3260Cookie, Coco’s older brother, managed to make an appearance to the wedding.   He used to be ginger once upon a time.  Screenshot-3282Oh, and Margaret was also totally pregnant. Screenshot-3295She went on to have a baby boy, who Murphy decided they would name Francisco because it was a rather awesome name.  Please see screenshot below for proof of this.Murphy's First ChildSpeaking of awesome, this chapter shall end on a picture of Fudge Bailey, standing by the water-slide his wife tragically died on.Screenshot-3239

Chapter 5.1

Chapter 5.1 – Sorry for the wait!

After what felt like a really long time, the triplets returned home from University after graduating with first class degrees, and a very smug Jameson was offered the role of heir for the next generation.  Not by Coco, of course, but by the general public.Screenshot-3151She was not too thrilled with this news, but since she was growing old and hagged, no one particularly cared.Screenshot-3152And soon she would realise that no amount of spa treatments would revive her once youthful complexion.  Screenshot-2535A few months later, Murphy decided it was about time to pop the question to his long-term girlfriend, Margaret Cade.  She had been living with the family pretty much since he had graduated from University after all.Screenshot-2547The answer was an obvious yes. Screenshot-2551And perhaps Murphy got a little bit too excited about this.  Not that it mattered because he was awesome and deserved happiness.   Screenshot-2553Unlike a certain somebody…Screenshot-3180Tremayne, who had been lurking by the kitchen doorway, spying on the couple, was the first to congratulate them.  By them, I mean just Margaret because Murphy had gone upstairs to take a shower.Screenshot-2562This resulted in Margaret Cade bursting into tears, sobbing, ‘Why does he never leave me alone?’ Screenshot-2561This made Tremayne… or rather Tremayne’s programming instructed him to feel sad about this, and for the umpteenth time in his life he contemplated suicide. Screenshot-2567Murphy and Margaret held their wedding that very summer, just a couple of months after getting engaged.  By this point the Baileys had a ridiculous amount of money, so throwing money away to a couple who would be moving out to become forgotten about was no big issue anymore.Screenshot-3121Jameson volunteered to be the entertainment at the party, showing off his “pro” torch and sword skills, like it was 1999.  Screenshot-3115Screenshot-3116Screenshot-3119Sadly, the wedding guests weren’t too impressed, but that was mainly because they would have preferred a magician called Magic Mike, who all the cool kids during that time were hiring for their weddings.Screenshot-3117Arguably, Murphy became a little bit over emotional during the wedding ceremony and started cooing about how much he loved his “sweet dovey-wove.”Screenshot-3138‘Please, shut up,’ Hayley sighed to her nephew. Her hair had recently started to turn grey, and, unlike her twin sister Coco, she was proudly embracing it. Screenshot-3145Taking Hayley’s wise advice, Murphy kissed the bride and was then officially married (because that’s how things work- obviously no paperwork is involved with these things).Screenshot-3132Oh, and as for Mew the cat, she got taken away by the RSPCA because she was accidentally neglected.  That’s why there was no mention of her in this chapter up until now.Screenshot-3159Ta ta!Screenshot-3160(Just for the record, Mew was adopted by Murphy shortly after he left the Bailey household with Margaret and moved in with Hayley and her son, so all was well).  

Chapter 4.7

Chapter 4.7 – But she is the biggest troll of them all

Soon again it was Christmas time, and everyone was just thrilled to wait around for pretty much every Bailey in existence to open up their presents.Screenshot-1261An almost teenage Murphy was very excited to receive a box filled with what appears to be a block of multi-coloured pixels.Screenshot-1260Hayley, on the other hand, actually could not give two shits about what was happening in the other room and decided to Frape Judd, who had forgotten to log out from Facebook on his laptop. Screenshot-1264The triplets had also grown since their last appearance and had naturally gained new interests and traits.  Malibu was now a crazy cat lover, apparently.Screenshot-1292Amaretto was pretty much a spitting image of Coco, but actually cared about the rest of family unlike her mother. Screenshot-1290And Jameson was growing up into a mini version of Judd, and was simply easily impressed by anyone or anything and often stood still and stared into space, much like in this picture.Screenshot-1291Anyways, it turned out that everyone had received Christmas presents, except for poor Tremayne because no one really knew what mechanical beings actually liked, besides scrap metal and oil.  He was contemplating shutting down his own system, until Coco made a very thrilling announcement.

Do not fret Tremayne, I got you the best present ever,’ Coco revealed, her grin as wide as an obese child’s waistline.  ‘Judd and I paid some tramps to build you a luxury mini-house right next to ours!’Screenshot-1282Tremayne’s eyes welled up with tears.  Well, they would have if he had not been a simbot.  Still, his programming convinced him that he was feeling overwhelmed with emotion.’Is it cozy’ Tremayne asked.Screenshot-1283‘Of course it’s cozy!  Go outside, you can see it from the back porch!’  Coco replied, waving a clacker thingy (perhaps not the technical term, but oh well) up in the air, like she just did not care.Screenshot-1281Feeling excitement, Tremayne rushed outside.  His robotic heart churning in anticipation as his eyes scanned across the garden, looking for the personal living area which had been built especially for him.  Then, he saw it…  Slowly, the buzzing in his circuits dissipated.Screenshot-1297And that was the moment when Ricky Bailey realised Coco was a bigger troll than he had ever been.  Boy was he a proud Great-Grandfather!

‘Trololololo!’Screenshot-1280

Chapter 4.6

Chapter 4.6 – Pumpkins and further Tremayne abuse

Decision making was usually a difficult trial for Coco.  She could barely settle on what to have for breakfast most mornings.  Screenshot-1164However, when it came down to listening to her oldest son, Murphy, and her brother-in-law, Dale Peacock, doing a duet of ‘Don’t go breaking my heart’ on the karaoke machine, she was quick to make her mind up.

‘You guys suck, get off the stage!’ Coco yelled, perhaps judging them a little too harshly.Screenshot-1166Anyways, the reason why Murphy was dressed up like a mixture between Jack Skellington, Beetlejuice and and Captain Jack Sparrow was because it was Halloween, believe it or not.Screenshot-1153Self-confidence completely knocked by his own mother, Murphy set out in the pouring rain on his bike to do a bit of trick-or-treating.  Screenshot-1154All was ok though since Murphy had an awesome multi-coloured striped umbrella to help delay the inevitable arrival of pneumonia.Screenshot-1155Once he returned home, and Tremayne and Ricky had stolen all of his candy, he decided to divulge in a bit of pumpkin carving action, alongside all the other family, besides the triplets (who were obviously too young), and Hayley and Dale because they were probably having sexy time somewhere in the house.  Most likely the shower.Screenshot-1172Screenshot-1169Screenshot-1171Tremayne also decided to join in, just because he could.Screenshot-1170Murphy ended up carving out a cute cat face.Screenshot-1176Coco ended up carving the expression had made when she had found out about the horse meat scandal.Screenshot-1177Judd went down the boring generic path since he was already a hot fireman, so it would have been unfair if he had been ultra-talented at pumpkin carving too.Screenshot-1178As for Tremayne, he created something that looked like, if it had actual brains and self-awareness, it would beg to be put out of its own misery.Screenshot-1175There, there Tremayne.  Maybe one day you won’t be such a failure.Screenshot-1174

Chapter 4.5

Chapter 4.5 – Just a little bit robophobic

Murphy was the first Bailey to really become attached to Tremayne.  He found the simbot’s cold metal exterior somewhat soothing to snuggle up to. Screenshot-1117Eventually it got to a stage where Murphy would only allow Tremayne to pick him up to allow him to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.  Screenshot-1122Although Judd did his best to put on a happy face, the fact that Murphy was forming such a strong bond with Tremayne upset him deeply.  He was a little bit robophobic you see.Screenshot-1121A few birthdays later, Murphy grew wise to his father’s hatred for robots, so started to avoid hanging out with Tremayne as much, although it was obviously a painful thing to do.Screenshot-1131He found ways to cope, however, even if they did reflect on a particular incident involving a certain Irish and her doll, Crissy, a couple of generations ago.Screenshot-1152The triplets had also aged up over the cleverly placed time transition.  Malibu was a fairly creative individual with a disciplined nature.Screenshot-1204Amaretto was said to be rather eccentric and hated to leave the comfort of her crib, let alone the house.Screenshot-1205And Jameson was just a bundle of pure energy combined with an artistic nature.Screenshot-1203Anyways, enough of the snotty nosed children and their personality traits.  Hayley had met a guy called Dale Peacock (actual true in-game generated name), and since she was getting on a bit and her ovaries were starting to shrivel up, she decided to get down on one knee and suck his propose to him.  Screenshot-1143Screenshot-1144Screenshot-1145Funnily enough, they decided not to move in together straight away.  Hayley was still enjoying being part of the legacy way too much to suddenly leave and become a forgotten entity.  She also saved Coco money by being a handy babysitter for the children. Screenshot-1146Since there is no actual other way to end this chapter, here is a scandalous photograph of Judd, dancing his little furry chest off in Sunlit Tides’ most (and only) notorious gay club.Screenshot-1008

Chapter 4.2

Chapter 4.2 – Farewell, Irish

Eventually Coco fell pregnant.  With the amount of sex she was having with Judd, it was no surprise really.Screenshot-946Judd took the news well.  With their sexy faces and “winning” personalities, he was confident they were going to produce delicious Bailey babies. Screenshot-940Sadly, Irish did not take the news as well.

‘Grandchildren?  Screw that, I’m out of here!’Screenshot-947Screenshot-949Naturally, Stacey was devastated when he discovered Irish had died, and in the bathroom of all places.  Screenshot-953The poor guy hadn’t been this upset since last Christmas when all he received was an empty box.Screenshot-910Irish’s death particularly hit Hayley and Coco very hard.  Deciding to seize the day after realising that life was too short, Coco invited Judd out to their favourite local cocktail bar so she could initiate the next stage of their relationship, over a couple of mocktails obviously.  Screenshot-974Propping herself down on one knee with a seven month baby bump was not the easiest of trials.  Despite her intentions were obvious, Judd still acted clueless.Screenshot-989And feigned surprise when she popped the question, as if the jewelry box she was holding up was going to spew out acid all over his face when she opened it. Screenshot-990He chuckled and felt like a complete moron after she had slipped the engagement ring onto his finger.Screenshot-994After that, they hugged and proceeded to drink mocktails, until the fruitiness got too much and they both threw up EVERYWHERE.Screenshot-995A couple of months later, Coco paid a visit to her brother, Cookie, who was living in the house of their Aunt Minty, who had died a few years ago.

‘Wow, you’re fat!’ Cookie commented as he pressed a hand against Coco’s stomach.Screenshot-997As they having lunch and were talking about how crazy Irish was, Coco felt a sharp sensation pierce through her belly, which immediately caused her to stand up and wince.

Whether it was Cookie touching her bump, or the chili hot-dog which she had started to eat, Coco did not quite frankly give a damn what had triggered her labor because she was quite easily in the worst pain she had ever experienced.Screenshot-998Cookie naturally kept his cool.Screenshot-999After a grueling labor, Coco ended up having a baby boy, whom they named Murphy since it was a very Irish name.  Coco and Judd were aware that he would no doubt grow up to be an alcoholic.Screenshot-1001

Chapter 4.1

Chapter 4.1 – Gotta love a man in uniform

Finally, Cookie realised he was over staying his welcome in the Bailey household and got married to Thelma so he could move out and proceed to have babies with her.Screenshot-912Hayley even mimicked what Thelma would be doing to Cookie later on, once alone in their honeymoon suite.Screenshot-914Coco joined in with this too because she quite frankly found it hilarious.Screenshot-917Caramel, on the other hand, was traumatized for life.  He still pictured Coco and Hayley as being innocent little angels, so was distraught to see that this was clearly not the case anymore.Screenshot-916‘Oh sweetie,’ proclaimed Thelma, ‘would you please let me cut the cake?’Screenshot-919‘I have an idea!’ Cookie announced, pointing a finger promptly into the air.Screenshot-923And then Cookie proceeded to cut the cake, whilst Thelma prepared to punch him in the face, with hope she would break his nose so he would not be able to taste the wedding cake at all.Screenshot-924A few months later, Coco was delighted when her boyfriend, Judd, announced that he had successfully completed his Firefighter training course and would be joining the local / only fire brigade on the island.Screenshot-943She was more interested in how smexy he looked in his uniform more than the fact he had secured his dream job.Screenshot-936They started spending a lot more nights in together, if you know what I mean…Screenshot-942Nothing else really happened over the next couple of years.  Oh, besides the fact that Hayley was abducted by aliens again.

‘Craaaaap!’Screenshot-938

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