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Chapter 7.10

Chapter 7.10 If you don’t succeed, maybe you should give up

The years flew on by, at least quick enough for Pistachio to become a teenager.Screenshot-9552He possessed a determined nature, which meant he constantly spent his hours trying to master a single chin-up.    Screenshot-9549‘Ngh!’ Screenshot-9553‘Almost there!’Screenshot-9554The main thing was that he was a trier, and that was all his parents could ask for, particularly since he hoped to join the military one day.Screenshot-9552Almond also possessed a similar nature since she was interested in joining the business career once she was an adult.Screenshot-9558She had the hots for a guy in her class called Matt.  Rumour had it, his eyebrows had their own personalities.Screenshot-9557Unfortunately, none of them were interested in Almond.Screenshot-9560Since it was the final main chapter in this generation, Ewok decided it was a good enough time to kick the bucket.Screenshot-9637She was excited to see Snowy again, and also gain the ability to fly.Screenshot-9641The Grim Reaper happily accepted her request and gave her Peter Pan-like powers.Screenshot-9642It was all well and good, until she noticed that there was a ceiling above her, and that Grimmy had “forgotten” to open up the portal to the other realm.

‘Craaaap!’Screenshot-9643A few days later, and a lot of scrubbing blood off the ceiling, the realisation of getting old hit Twix hard.Screenshot-9572‘I’m getting old.’  Screenshot-9573Sadly, as it was his birthday, there was not much that could be done.Screenshot-9596Reluctantly, he blew out his candles and prayed he still had a few more years left in him.Screenshot-9597Whitney, who loved birthday cake perhaps a little bit too much, cleaned up the table in her own special fashion the following morning.Screenshot-9562Naturally, Ricky Bailey did not approve.Screenshot-9569As for Maple, she did not care as she saw the real life Milky Bar Kid at school the very same day and decided after this that she had to pursue a career in the film industry.Screenshot-9670Twix did not give too much of a damn either as he managed to reach his life-time wish and cooked up an awesome curry to celebrate.  All in all, it was a pleasant generation.Screenshot-9663Right, same as last time, the voting poll will be posted up before the usual University bonus chapters.  This worked well with the previous generation so thought it’d be a good idea to keep it this way 🙂  There’s also a 7 or so day age gap between Maple and Pistachio, so it makes sense really.   Also, like last time, the voting poll will remain up for a week or two, during this time Maple’s and possibly Almond’s University chapters will be posted up.  After that, once the winner is announced, Pistachio’s bonus chapters will be uploaded, then we will proceed with Generation 8!

The poll will emerge soon.  Please keep your eyes peeled 😉 x x x

             

Chapter 7.9

Chapter 7.9 Ghost party

Like the song, Snowy had always believed he could fly, and one day this wish was granted.Screenshot-8978Unfortunately, this was only because he had died.Screenshot-8977Ewok was not a happy dog, she had hoped to at least have another litter with his mismatched companion before he glided off to the doggy pound in the sky. Screenshot-8974Pistachio dealt with the grief of Snowy’s death by exercising harder than ever in a bid that a healthy lifestyle would help him live forever, much like his Great-Uncle Earl (almost) had.Screenshot-9434Almond coped with things by eating pizza since it is a well known fact that pizza cures a majority of problems.Screenshot-9479‘Hey, Dad, can I invite some people over tonight for a sleepover?  It’ll really help take my mind of, you know, Snowy’s death.’

Twix laughed and told her that he would prefer to not spend another night trapped in the dining room.Screenshot-9481‘That’s ok, I can always go out tonight and you know, get drunk and have unprotected sex.’Screenshot-9482Screenshot-9484‘Actually, yes, a sleepover sounds like a great idea.’Screenshot-9485And so, Almond got on Facebook and invited the coolest people she knew over for a sleepover.Screenshot-9433Isaiah somehow ended up at the party, despite he was far from being part of the cool crowd.  As it turned out, he was only invited because rumour had it he had a big  was a great mixologist.Screenshot-9457Even Maple’s thought bubbles reflected  the true extent of his talent.Screenshot-9456This time, everyone was smart enough not to crash out in the kitchen and trap Twix in the dining room / block access to all the necessary cooking utilities.Screenshot-9472Well, except for one teenager, who was quickly made an example of. Screenshot-9464Never did he walk again…Screenshot-9461It has been noticed that there has been a severe lack of ghosts during this generation, therefore, we shall end this chapter on this picture of a ghost party occurring in the backyard to make up for things.Screenshot-9415

Chapter 7.2

Chapter 7.2 Puppy Love

With more space in the house, Whitney and Allyson moved in.  After a few weeks, it was easy to tell who was more focused on proving their worth as successful contributes towards the family’s wealth.Screenshot-8668Screenshot-8637Bounty still managed to find the time to visit her family, unlike Aero.  Although she was still only engaged to Samuel, with no wedding arrangements in sight, she accidentally stopped taking her pill and accidentally got pregnant.  Twix was thrilled that he was going to be an Uncle as it meant more practice for his own children, when he eventually had them.Screenshot-8635She ended up having a little boy, whom she called Nigel after the father from “The Wild Thornberrys”.   Screenshot-8648Tremayne was so thrilled, he decided to tell Jeffrey every little detail of Bounty’s birth, from every little tear to every droplet of blood.Screenshot-8597‘Ugh, I can’t stand to live another day with his annoying beeping and attempts to befriend me.’ Screenshot-8600It was then that Jeffrey learnt that thoughts were a lot more powerful than words, at least when you’re near enough the walking dead as it is.Screenshot-8601‘Aw come on, I didn’t ask for this!’ Jeffrey grumbled as his human form faded away.Screenshot-8602Twix, who had been eating waffles, quickly dropped his fork and ran over to cry at the emotional scene. Screenshot-8604‘Tremayne, just so you know,’ Jeffrey said, eyes serious, ‘this is all your fault.’Screenshot-8607‘Hey all, let’s make this one quick, I’ve got a Justin Bieber concert to go to, so…’ Screenshot-8608‘….’Screenshot-8609‘I left my concert ticket right there,’  The Grim Reaper mumbled, head facing the kitchen counter – where Jeffrey had also been standing.  The realisation then slowly sunk in. ‘Goddammit Jeffrey!’Screenshot-8610And so, not only did Jeffrey manage to finally see Justin Bieber in person, he also joined ever-growing outdoor collection of graves.Screenshot-8611As for Cointreau, she almost ceased to function for the next few weeks.Screenshot-8615To help with the grief, Cointreau decided to adopt another pet; a very fluffy dog whom she named Ewok. Screenshot-8673Ewok took a big shine to Snowy.  Screenshot-8654Perhaps more of a shine than Cointreau would have liked. Screenshot-8660And, a couple of months later, there were two new little additions to the family; Chewie and Buffy Bailey.Screenshot-8707

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