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Hershey’s Kisses (Part 1)

Hershey’s Kisses (Part 1)

Ever since I could remember, I enjoyed tinkering with things.  The moment I was allowed to use a blowtorch, my parents struggled to drag me out of my room.Screenshot-8214Being good with my hands had its advantages, for example; not having to spend ridiculous amounts of money to hire out a repairman to fix the dishwasher which kept breaking pretty much every single week.Screenshot-8215I was pretty certain there was a reason why a few of the girls liked to stand around and watch me repair it.Screenshot-8217One girl quickly caught my eye, the lovely Whitney Harris.Screenshot-8178She seemed to lounge about the dorms wearing next to nothing half the time, much to my approval.Screenshot-8179Sadly, my brother, Twix, snapped her quicker than a tramp on a sandwich, and I was left spending my afternoon’s alone, playing chess.Screenshot-8177Twix and I did our best to spend time together too, although with our different degrees and circle of friends it was a difficult feat.  Still, Twix was always willing to offer his support, primarily with my love life.

‘I know a girl who’s perfect for you,’ he revealed over breakfast one morning.Screenshot-8321‘After last time, I’d rather try online dating.’Screenshot-8322‘Good luck with that.’Screenshot-8326‘Fine,’ I sighed, caving into Twix’s good intentions, ‘who’s the girl?’Screenshot-8323That evening, I spent the usual two to three hours getting ready to meet this girl Twix had set me up with.Screenshot-8299Allyson Robins was her name, and she appeared to be a nice looking lass.  Screenshot-8337We went for a stroll around the campus, making small talk as we made an attempt to get to know each other.  Typically, it started to pour down with rain, so I suggested we headed back to my dorms before we got soaked.Screenshot-8336‘As long as you don’t try anything on, I’m game,’ Allyson said, before we sprinted across the campus as the ran seemed to keep getting heavier.Screenshot-8339We were drenched by the time we reached my dorm.  Being the gentleman I was, I mentioned that she was more than welcome to grab a shower and borrow my dressing gown whilst her clothes dried on the radiator.Screenshot-8343‘Sure, I’ll strip off here if you want so you can see the goods,’ Allyson said, arching her body back, flaunting her slim frame deliberately.  I knew what she was doing, but whilst she was only dipping her toe into the water, I was ready to dive bomb into the ocean, so to speak.Screenshot-8344‘Perrlease, it wouldn’t be much of a surprise. I can already see your boobs through your t-shirt.’Screenshot-8345For a second, she looked ready to slap me.Screenshot-8342But then, her expression lightened as a smirk crept across her face.

‘Let’s stop messing around here,’ Allyson sighed.  ‘Quite clearly we know where this is going, so let’s cut out the bullshit and kiss already.’Screenshot-8354I knew then that I liked this girl.  Blunt and assertive, she was already miles better than that other girl Twix had set me up with, whatever her name was.Screenshot-8350I took her up on her offer, I would have been insane not to.Screenshot-8360Screenshot-8368And, as they say, the rest was pretty much history.Screenshot-8392

Chapter 1.5

Chapter 1.5 – There’s hope yet…

As planned, Fudge’s party went swimmingly, although there was not enough pizza to go around.  Still, it was an enjoyable occasion for Fudge since he managed to get a date with the girl who had caterpillars for eyebrows.  Her name was Leila, or at least that was what Fudge called her.Since they were too young to get into any bars, Fudge took her to an outdoor 24 hour juice bar.  Here they sipped mocktails out of martini glasses just so they could feel grown up and sophisticated.It turned out, however, that Leila was just using him to get a few free drinks, and shortly after this snapshot was taken on Fudge’s camera phone, Leila skipped away with a tall muscular guy who was her boyfriend.The following weekend, it was Prom night and because he had pinned all his hopes on taking Leila, poor Fudge had no date, despite he looked as dapper as a dog in a tuxedo.

As a last ditch attempt, Fudge had tried to win over “Ample Amy”, but not only did she have a date, she even had a date for each of her breasts.So Fudge climbed into his specially hired limo. Alone.And faced walking into school. Alone.

Despite being dateless, Fudge had a jolly good night.  He had his first kiss with Ample Amy (although her boyfriends were not very pleased) and he even won the title of Prom King.  It helped inspire Fudge to become even more awesome, and so he started to read up on ways to do so.

[A/N – I’m running out of pictures for Generation 1 xD  Chapter 1.6 shall be the last chapter for Generation 1!]

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