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Chapter 4.4

Chapter 4.4 – Boozey babies

Before long Murphy started to develop into a proper little human being, with real hair and everything.Screenshot-1066Coco ended up preggers again since she still had not quite grasped the basics of contraception.Screenshot-1065In the end, she ended up having not one, not two, but three babies, all at the same time.  Well, not literally because that would have probably killed her in all fairness.Screenshot-1077These babies were also named after alcoholic beverages.  Malibu was the first-born girl of the triplets.Screenshot-1082Amaretto was the second-born girl.Screenshot-1084And Jameson was the last, and only boy, to be pulled out from Coco’s stomach.Screenshot-1083Needless to say, having four children under the age of two made Coco a very smelly and stressed out individual, who could not even take her frustration out on a training dummy as she was forbidden to do any exercise until she had fully recovered from her Cesarean.Screenshot-1089Ricky, the douche-bag ghost, found this hilarious.Screenshot-1086That was until Coco threatened to call Ghost Busters.  Ricky swiftly changed his tune after that.Screenshot-1092Ricky even kindly helped the rest of the family organise a rocking party, to celebrate life in general.  He even got the Jameson seal of approval.Screenshot-1105Everyone worth knowing was invited, including Caramel, who honestly could not dance to save his life.Screenshot-1106Some random teenager also passed out, despite no alcohol was being served.  Screenshot-1102Judd made sure to point and laugh at him.Screenshot-1108Even Murphy, who, could still barely comprehend the things going on around him, guffawed in his general direction.Screenshot-1111He was clearly on the way of growing up to be a dick, like most other Baileys were.

Chapter 4.1

Chapter 4.1 – Gotta love a man in uniform

Finally, Cookie realised he was over staying his welcome in the Bailey household and got married to Thelma so he could move out and proceed to have babies with her.Screenshot-912Hayley even mimicked what Thelma would be doing to Cookie later on, once alone in their honeymoon suite.Screenshot-914Coco joined in with this too because she quite frankly found it hilarious.Screenshot-917Caramel, on the other hand, was traumatized for life.  He still pictured Coco and Hayley as being innocent little angels, so was distraught to see that this was clearly not the case anymore.Screenshot-916‘Oh sweetie,’ proclaimed Thelma, ‘would you please let me cut the cake?’Screenshot-919‘I have an idea!’ Cookie announced, pointing a finger promptly into the air.Screenshot-923And then Cookie proceeded to cut the cake, whilst Thelma prepared to punch him in the face, with hope she would break his nose so he would not be able to taste the wedding cake at all.Screenshot-924A few months later, Coco was delighted when her boyfriend, Judd, announced that he had successfully completed his Firefighter training course and would be joining the local / only fire brigade on the island.Screenshot-943She was more interested in how smexy he looked in his uniform more than the fact he had secured his dream job.Screenshot-936They started spending a lot more nights in together, if you know what I mean…Screenshot-942Nothing else really happened over the next couple of years.  Oh, besides the fact that Hayley was abducted by aliens again.


Chapter 3.6

Chapter 3.6 – Prom Time

‘Funny how the grill outside burst into flames last night,’ Irish said over breakfast the following morning.
Coco suggested it may have had something to do with the fact that the grill had been around since the start of generation two, whilst Hayley sat in silence, a wry look etched across her face.Screenshot-679After that fateful fire, Irish stopped pressurising Hayley into cooking and allowed her to embrace her passion with music.  She particularly enjoyed singing “Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed.Screenshot-680As for Cookie, since he was the quiet one who spent a lot of time in his room, and had a quirky fashion sense, Irish and Stacey assumed he was either gay or a secret genius who was working hard on the cure for cancer.Screenshot-675Turns out he was neither, however, and that he had an interest in a rather pale girl called Thelma Mango.  She seemed to like him too.  Screenshot-669Over the next few years, Irish worked hard on becoming a fabulous chef, Stacey continued to write and paint stuff.  Oh, and Caramel moved out after proposing to his girlfriend, and quite possibly even had a child with her before or after they got married.Screenshot-641‘Sweetie, I’d hate to ruin your apparent elation to my proposal, but my foot appears to be trapped in the door…’Screenshot-642Coco grew up into a rather aesthetically pleasing teenager.Screenshot-696So did Hayley, despite she had been a questionable looking child. Screenshot-697Of course, the Bailey teens looked as sexy as hell for their school prom.Screenshot-702 Screenshot-703Hayley unfortunately missed the once in a lifetime limousine ride and had to grab a taxi to the school.  True in-game story.Screenshot-706Probably just as well because Coco could not stop staring at Thelma’s face during the journey to prom.Screenshot-705And eventually, big forehead girl Thelma got pissed off and told Coco to go play in oncoming traffic.Screenshot-704After that, the atmosphere became slightly frosty, as you can imagine.  Thelma also later on accepted that she had a strange face.    Screenshot-708Meanwhile, Irish, who was reminiscing on her teenage years, decided to go out and get absolutely wasted at one of their local cocktail bars.Screenshot-710‘Damn, I wish I’d started more fires with Crissy…’Screenshot-711Back at the home, Coco and Hayley had returned home from their prom and chowed down on some of Irish’s leftover pancakes .  Cookie was staying over at Thelma’s house, although he was to sleep on the sofa as there was not enough room in Thelma’s bed because of her monstrous forehead.
Screenshot-712Irish later returned home, completely paralytic.  She took three steps into the house before she promptly threw up all over Tremayne the robot, then swore at him before she collapsed and passed out.  Needless to say, Tremayne was not impressed.

Chapter 3.5

Chapter 3.5 – Can cook, but won’t, so sod off

Irish was a loving mother to her twin girls, Coco and Hayley, although she dressed them in similar style clothing and styled their hair the same all the time.  Fortunately, they were not identical else no one could have ever told them apart, although this is hard to tell in the picture below.  Oh well.Screenshot-618Caramel was given a motorbike for his twenty-first birthday.  Unfortunately, it took him a while to grasp the basic concept of parking. Screenshot-611Still, he had a grand day celebrating his birthday, mostly with Stacey since everyone else was either at work or school, or were too young to actually care.Screenshot-636Cakey noms!Screenshot-653They even did a bit of karaoke in their PJs, because that’s just how they roll.Screenshot-656Oh, and somehow, Caramel got stuck underneath his dresser table.  It was not the most comfortable, nor productive hour of his life. Screenshot-638Before long, the twins were children.Screenshot-658Very hard-working children, obviously.Screenshot-659Coco, who was the outdoor sporty one of the two, enrolled into scouts, although she never understood why the scout leader – a burns victim and only survivor of a house fire years ago that killed his mother and father – was scared of her.  Screenshot-672Hayley on the other hand was into dancing and performing, much to Irish’s disappointment.  She had hoped Hayley would have been into cooking, seeing as Coco had shown no interest.Screenshot-673Over the months, Irish encouraged Hayley to bake muffins and cookies.  Screenshot-663Turned out she was actually a better business woman than Irish had been at her age.  Still, Hayley did not like baking  or cooking one bit.Screenshot-670

One afternoon, Hayley was sat with Cookie, sampling the key lime pie their mother had baked before she had gone off to do some shopping.

‘Hey, sis?  You gonna become a contestant on Master Chef?  Or Lord Alan Sugar’s next Young Apprentice?’ Cookie asked.

‘Neither,’ Hayley swiftly replied, digging her spork into her piece of key limey goodness, ‘I wanna be a rock star.’

‘Oh?  Won’t Mum be disappointed?’

‘Oh no, she’ll understand soon enough once I get my point across,’ Hayley said, a little too innocently.Screenshot-655Cookie wondered how Hayley would end up getting her point across.  He assumed she would just outright admit to Irish that she hated cooking.  However, Hayley’s method was far more extreme than anyone could have imagined. Screenshot-664‘God dammit, Hayley!’ Screenshot-665

Chapter 3.4

Chapter 3.4 -Nothing wrong with gingers

It was not long before Cookie grew and it turned out he was a ginger.  Not like there is anything wrong with gingers.  Pippy had been a ginger after all, and that’s obviously why Cookie was a ginger.  Still, Irish loved him to bits.Screenshot-570So did Stacey.

‘Who’s my ginger ninja, huh?’Screenshot-574And Caramel (who had recently aged up).Screenshot-566Well, not always Caramel.  Not like he had anything against gingers.Screenshot-557Cookie and Caramel gained more of an understanding of one another once Cookie grew up and started school, mostly because they resented their ridiculous names.  They even became school bus buddies.  Irish was pleased that the two boys got along well.  Even though Caramel was technically her father, and brother in some sort of warped way, she saw him more as a son, which was even more disturbing to be honest.  Screenshot-593Not liked she cared.  After all, she had her cooking to keep her mind occupied to prevent her from delving to deeply into how Caramel was actually related to her.Screenshot-590Irish loved her job, particularly the awesome hat she got to wear.Screenshot-568Anyways, Irish and Stacey soon decided to try for another baby, just in case they needed back ups to carry on the Bailey legacy.  Screenshot-591And thus, Irish fell pregnant.  Literally.

‘Ow, my ankle.’Screenshot-594‘God, you’re an embarrassment, woman.’Screenshot-598For the next few months Stacey worked on his novels, whilst Irish read cookbooks and stuff.  Somehow, Caramel and Cookie managed to look after themselves during this time of neglect.    Screenshot-596Before long, Irish looked like she was ready to burst.  It did not stop her from having pleasant strolls outside, however.Screenshot-602That was until she went into labour one evening when she was picking Cookie up from ballet scouts.  Screenshot-604Stacey was even kind enough to bring a bowel of salad with him when he came to escort Irish to the hospital.Screenshot-606They returned home with twin girls, whom they named Coco and Hayley.  For a while they could not tell which was which, so they ended up writing their names on their foreheads with a marker pen. Screenshot-607This chapter shall now end with Tremayne stepping into the time machine he managed to build one day when he was bored.  What adventures await from him you ask?  Well, sadly you will never know, because by the next chapter a time transition shall have occurred, thus making this irrelevant to the “story”.  Screenshot-550

Chapter 3.3

Chapter 3.3 – One in, Two out

As time went by, Irish became more and more pregnant each day.   Screenshot-517Eventually, the inevitable happened.Screenshot-522She named her baby boy Cookie, because, quite frankly, she just wanted to.Screenshot-525Fudge was a brilliant Grandfather to Cookie and was thrilled whenever he held him.Screenshot-526Oh, and yes, by then Fudge had managed to become a super-awesome detective.  Sadly, he had still not mastered the art of subtlety.Screenshot-519Crissy, who had given birth to twins, decided to move out the house after realising that she could no longer go through with murdering and/or torturing Irish.  Several years later, she was arrested for a series of arson related deaths and was jailed for life.  A few months after that, the jail burnt down.

It was said that Crissy perished in the flames, but actually she just moved to a different neighbourhood to wreak havoc there.Screenshot-545Anyways, a few months after Cookie’s birth, the island found out that Fudge was a super-awesome detective and held a super-awesome celebration in his honor outside the island’s Town Hall, with balloons and everything.Screenshot-530‘This is so fricking awesome. Would really suck if I died now or something,’ thought Fudge.Screenshot-528Screenshot-532‘Shit.’Screenshot-533‘Your time is up,’ the Grim Reaper announced, pointing his bony finger at Fudge’s ghost.  ‘Plus, your wife, Pippy kept nagging me to bring you to the spirit world.  Damn that woman’s persistent ‘  Screenshot-535‘Yeah, she could nag at the best of times,’ Fudge confessed, with a smile on his face.Screenshot-536‘But, I suppose it’s only fair.  I did have an awesome life, so I guess it’s now time to give those in the afterlife a chance to experience my awesomeness,’ Fudge said.Screenshot-537And, with that, he shook old Grimmy’s hand and requested if he could have a nap before he journeyed to the afterlife.  The Grim Reaper said no.Screenshot-538Clearly, Irish was devastated when she found out about her father’s death, she had been such a Daddy’s girl after all.  Screenshot-541What was more frustrating was that she and Stacey now had to look after Fudge’s clone, Caramel, who was currently going through a phase of thinking he was a pink Yoshi.Screenshot-527Irish and Stacey decided to let Caramel invite a few of his school friend’s over for a sleepover to try and help him forget about Fudge’s death.Screenshot-548That night, Caramel has traumatic nightmares based on the stories Irish had read to him from Ricky Bailey’s books.Screenshot-547So did the kids, who decided to sneakily watch TV in the middle of the night, when Ricky switched the Disney Channel over to a documentary about childbirth.

‘Trolololo!’ Screenshot-549

Chapter 1.6

Chapter 1.6 – Detective Fudge ‘Caramel’ Awesome Bailey

After reading the entirety of his book – titled “How to be Awesome, without looking too Awesome”, Fudge thought that about becoming a superhero of some kind.  He did like the idea of saving damsels in distress, and wearing a fancy costume in the process.

As he out and about shopping for a costume, he heard screams coming from the nearby bookstore.  Rushing over, he saw a young lady from his school who had just graduated, clutching onto her rounded belly.  At first, Fudge thought she had eaten one too many pancakes, but he soon learnt that she was going into labour.  Being the noble woman man he was, he escorted her to the hospital.Screenshot-143Shenelle gave birth to a lovely boy.  Unfortunately, she was not sure who the father was.  Screenshot-144Fudge did feel a small sense of accomplishment helping Shenelle, but he did not think his stomach could take the sight of watching another woman give birth, ever again. Perhaps being a superhero was not quite the job for him.

A new curiosity had arisen within him though, besides wanting to know why all his friends and family seemed to wear the same clothes day in and out.  He had a strange urge to investigate and find out who Shenelle’s baby’s daddy was.Screenshot-145Fudge spent the rest of his teenage years trying to work out the riddle.  It was only when he blossomed into adulthood that he gained the perceptive trait and realised that the father was in fact the guy who Shenelle had married shortly after she had given birth. Screenshot-156Still, Fudge had solved a mystery and he was proud of himself.  Therefore, he started to solve more mysteries, until eventually the police contacted him and threatened to arrest him for partaking in illegal investigations.  However, using his charismatic charm – which he had developed as a teenager – he managed to sweet talk them into letting him into giving him a job as an Eavesdropper.  Screenshot-157And thus, Detective Fudge ‘Caramel’ Bailey was born.  He was so awesome, he even had a hat for his hat.  Screenshot-155 Ricky was so proud of son for choosing an awesome career path that he threw a party to celebrate and danced on a table.

You go, Ricky!Screenshot-152-editUnfortunately, that same night, Ricky got arrested for indecent exposure.  This meant that the Bailey family had to pack their bags and move away, since their reputation in Bridgeport was now tarnished.

They ended up in Sunlit Tides, which is where Generation 2 (and hopefully the rest) will be set.  Hooray!

P.S. For those who wish to download the awesome Fudge ‘Caramel’ Bailey, please click here.  I can not be held responsible for his actions within your game, sadly.

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