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Chapter 7.4

Chapter 7.4 Double team

As promised, Hershey granted his older brother the air-time he deserved.  Twix, being a smart cookie, utilized this time wisely and decided to take Whitney to a nearby lake; not to drown her, but to pop the question.Screenshot-8779After much fumbling, he managed to open up the box and reveal the ultra sparkly engagement ring to Whitney, who had been waiting for his proposal pretty much since the day Hershey had proposed to Allyson.Screenshot-8782Still, she managed to feign her surprise, and all in all, it was a pleasant engagement.Screenshot-8786Screenshot-8789‘I like sparkly things,’ Whitney stated.  She stood there staring at her engagement ring for the next five hours.  Twix got bored after two hours and left her to it.Screenshot-8787In the end, Twix and Hershey ended up having a double wedding.  It was a practical idea considering how long wedding parties seem to take in the Sim world.Screenshot-8818As expected, they wedded in the same location Cointreau and Jeffrey had, mainly because the scenery was fabulous for photographs.  Naturally, Twix and Whitney were first to exchange vows, being the stars of this generation and all (well, for the time being).Screenshot-8831‘Check us out, doing adult stuff!’Screenshot-8826Aero was the only family member who held a small trace of resentment because he wished he could of had a fancy wedding.Screenshot-8839Instead, all he got was a crappy off-camera notification.Aero and Adrianne marriedWho this “close friend” was, no one knew, not even Aero.Screenshot-8837Still, it was a beautiful ceremony.  Screenshot-8843And most importantly, there was cake.Screenshot-8852Earl, who was the only one still alive from generation 6, actually only showed up because of this.Screenshot-8858Oh, and Allyson almost got married to the wrong guy, who happened to be Samuel McNeil.Screenshot-8859He had split up with Bounty a few months ago, after finally finding out that she had deliberately stopped taking her contraceptive pill.Screenshot-8863Fortunately, Hershey stepped in just in time and told Samuel where to stick it.    Screenshot-8867And so, they were married and all were happy.Screenshot-8875Screenshot-8876Screenshot-8873Well, all except for Tremayne as he managed to miss the weddings by -you guessed it- shorting-out after trying to down a bottle of tequila.Screenshot-8900  

Chapter 7.2

Chapter 7.2 Puppy Love

With more space in the house, Whitney and Allyson moved in.  After a few weeks, it was easy to tell who was more focused on proving their worth as successful contributes towards the family’s wealth.Screenshot-8668Screenshot-8637Bounty still managed to find the time to visit her family, unlike Aero.  Although she was still only engaged to Samuel, with no wedding arrangements in sight, she accidentally stopped taking her pill and accidentally got pregnant.  Twix was thrilled that he was going to be an Uncle as it meant more practice for his own children, when he eventually had them.Screenshot-8635She ended up having a little boy, whom she called Nigel after the father from “The Wild Thornberrys”.   Screenshot-8648Tremayne was so thrilled, he decided to tell Jeffrey every little detail of Bounty’s birth, from every little tear to every droplet of blood.Screenshot-8597‘Ugh, I can’t stand to live another day with his annoying beeping and attempts to befriend me.’ Screenshot-8600It was then that Jeffrey learnt that thoughts were a lot more powerful than words, at least when you’re near enough the walking dead as it is.Screenshot-8601‘Aw come on, I didn’t ask for this!’ Jeffrey grumbled as his human form faded away.Screenshot-8602Twix, who had been eating waffles, quickly dropped his fork and ran over to cry at the emotional scene. Screenshot-8604‘Tremayne, just so you know,’ Jeffrey said, eyes serious, ‘this is all your fault.’Screenshot-8607‘Hey all, let’s make this one quick, I’ve got a Justin Bieber concert to go to, so…’ Screenshot-8608‘….’Screenshot-8609‘I left my concert ticket right there,’  The Grim Reaper mumbled, head facing the kitchen counter – where Jeffrey had also been standing.  The realisation then slowly sunk in. ‘Goddammit Jeffrey!’Screenshot-8610And so, not only did Jeffrey manage to finally see Justin Bieber in person, he also joined ever-growing outdoor collection of graves.Screenshot-8611As for Cointreau, she almost ceased to function for the next few weeks.Screenshot-8615To help with the grief, Cointreau decided to adopt another pet; a very fluffy dog whom she named Ewok. Screenshot-8673Ewok took a big shine to Snowy.  Screenshot-8654Perhaps more of a shine than Cointreau would have liked. Screenshot-8660And, a couple of months later, there were two new little additions to the family; Chewie and Buffy Bailey.Screenshot-8707

Chapter 7.1

Chapter 7.1 Out with the old

Whilst Twix and Hershey were still at University, Cointreau decided it was time to retire.  She was loaded enough as it was, so she saw no real logic to keep working up until the day she died.Screenshot-8041Aero also proposed to Adrianne.      Screenshot-8000They moved into a pleasant two bedroom house across the other side of town.  Basically, far away enough so they knew that the family would not bother to visit until they had children.Screenshot-8055Oh, and at some point Yorkie got taken away by the RSPCA.  Mainly because Jeffrey kept using him as a foot towel.Screenshot-7926Twix seemed to be the only one who cared about this.  Even Cointreau, who had doted on Yorkie in the past, wondered why the food in the dog bowl was still full to the brim a month later.Screenshot-8562As most families do, they adopted a new pet to replace the previous one.  His name was Snowy and he was pretty much on his last legs, so the family made sure not to grow too attached to him.Screenshot-8097For some strange reason, Snowy loved to dig holes.  Very big human body sized holes.Screenshot-8102This worked well for Twix and his garden, although he was a little bit concerned about the corpses ruining his crops.Screenshot-8099Samuel McNeil, Bounty’s fancy man, moved in with the Baileys at some stage.Screenshot-8575Upon discovering how crazy her family way, he quickly proposed to her so they could move out together.Screenshot-8579They moved into this swanky little house very close to the city since they loved the night life.Screenshot-8613And so, the only child who had not flown the nest yet was Hershey, which Twix did not mind since he thought his little brother was pretty awesome.  However, with the departure of his two older siblings, he noticed his father exhibiting some rather strange behaviour. Screenshot-8568Some very odd behaviour indeed…Screenshot-8566…And no conveniently placed plate could hide this fact.    Screenshot-8567Twix sobbed when he realised, being heir and all, he would not be able to move out to escape this kind of trauma.  At least, for the time being.Screenshot-8564

Bounty’s Hunt (Part 2)

Bounty’s Hunt (Part 2)

Life continued on as normal at University.  I even started to dabble in cooking, although this was usually only after consuming a few drinks, but was still the only one sober enough to use the BBQ without harming anyone, or myself.Screenshot-7889Things with Nathaniel hadn’t turned out as anticipated, mainly because he turned out to be a bit of a creeper who invented any excuse to see me in my (rather awesome feathered) bikini.Screenshot-7893Still, we often spent our time together with a couple of other friends, listening to tunes and gossiping in the hot tub.  Of course the topic of sex or nudity would often crop up, usually in relation to my pretty bad tendency to strip off when drunk.  Screenshot-7892One night, Nathaniel commented that I wouldn’t have the guts to go skinny dipping.   In hindsight I guess it was his ploy to see me naked, but I couldn’t say no to a challenge.Screenshot-7891As I whipped my bikini off, the look on his face was priceless, like he’d never seen a naked girl before.  Of course, he wasn’t man enough to strip off himself, in fact, he and the others ran back to the dorm with my bikini and towel cradled in their arms, laughing like hyenas.Screenshot-7890I didn’t give a damn, however.  The tub was so warm and cozy, and I was still a little bit tipsy.  Staying there all night wouldn’t have been an issue.Screenshot-7852‘Bounty!’ A familiar voice greeted.  Peering up, a mix of disappointment and anger flowed through my veins when I saw Samuel’s smug face staring down at me.Screenshot-7855‘Get the fuck out of here,’ I sighed, closing my eyes once more.Screenshot-7859Hearing his shoes scuffing against the grass, I assumed he had turned to leave like I’d suggested.  That was why I immediately opened my eyes when I heard the sound of flies unzipping, and almost drowned right there and then when it dawned on me he was taking off his clothes.  Once fully nude, he crouched down and clambered into the water.Screenshot-7857During all this, I openly checked out his body, muscular and toned, as expected for a police officer really.  Then I reminded myself that he was an arsehole, and a slimy one at that.Screenshot-7860‘Listen, I’m sorry for being a dick.  I didn’t know you that well back then… actually, I didn’t know myself.’   Screenshot-7862‘Please, stop with the bullshit already,’ I sighed, standing up and ushering him along a seat so I could sit back down beside him.  I didn’t care that I had given him an eyeful, he’d seen it all before. ‘I’m not going to be your rebound just because your girlfriend’s dumped you or whatever.’Screenshot-7864‘How many apologies is it going to take?’ Samuel asked.

Now thinking about it, this had to be at least his fifth attempt of making amends.  Fifteenth perhaps if all the Facebook messages were applicable.  He didn’t seem like too much of a bad guy.  Maybe I was being a bit harsh…Screenshot-7865‘What will it take?’ He eventually asked.

‘Would you run to the bathroom naked to grab me a towel?’ I proposed, curious to see how far he would go to win back my trust.

‘Of course, even if I had to satisfy a pack of jocks to get to it,’ Samuel revealed, carrying out an accompanying gesture.Screenshot-7878‘I think I may be starting to forgive you a bit,’ I confessed, sliding my arm across his shoulder.  ‘But only just a bit.’Screenshot-7868Now, please, don’t judge me.  I’d now seen what Samuel was “packing” underneath his uniform, plus he had the guts to do what Nathaniel was afraid of.  I figured he would leave once he got what he wanted, but, to my surprise, it didn’t turn out that way.Screenshot-7869Several months later, I graduated, not with first class honors, but a with a well-earned upper second class degree.Screenshot-7901Samuel was still by my side.Screenshot-7907He promised to make arrangements to come live with me in Setra, although I would have to wait until my brother and Adrianne moved out as there was a distinct lack of space in our household.Screenshot-7910I wasn’t worried about him hurting me again.  He’d heard about my family, our history, so I think he realised he’d be a bit of a moron to ever do anything to upset them.Screenshot-7909  

Bounty’s Hunt (Part 1)

Bounty’s Hunt (Part 1)

When it came to writing love letters, I must admit it wasn’t easy.  I was used to writing about the zombie apocalypse, crime noir, that kind of thing.Screenshot-7652Samuel McNeil was my current love interest.  A good-looking late twenty year old something who happened to be in the police force.  How I’d met him, I’d rather not divulge, but it basically involved me being a tad drunk, running across campus completely naked.Screenshot-7672My eldest brother, Aero, detested the idea of me dating an older guy, and a policeman at that.Screenshot-7654I figured, what was the harm in trying?  Samuel had pretty much seen all I had to offer, so I had nothing to be shy about.Screenshot-7655My confidence was the one thing I had pride in.  I knew I hadn’t been blessed with the greatest of looks (or at least my mum had managed to convince me of this), but my dad had often reassured me that beauty was skin deep.  That was why I enjoyed preaching across the airways about how discrimination was wrong, in any shape or form.Screenshot-7554Sometimes, the responses I received from some students were cruel.Screenshot-7555‘Fuck you!’ Were usually my words of choice in such circumstances.Screenshot-7556Since starting at University, I realised that I hadn’t really done my reputation many favours, particularly since Aero’s masquerade party.  To be fair, I was finding the party to be dull, with a distinct lack of decent men.Screenshot-7577That was until Cody Eisenberg showed up.Screenshot-7578I tried to play it cool, but he was so warm and friendly, I couldn’t resist flirting with him.Screenshot-7584Unfortunately, I was still new to the whole romancing thing.  In all fairness, I can’t quite remember where I’d found the bouquet of flowers, but I’m sure it was linked to the reason behind one of my roommates splitting up with his girlfriend for “forgetting” their anniversary.Screenshot-7589As expected, my attempt to win him over did not go down too well.Screenshot-7586His reaction was one of horror and utter repulsion, much to the amusement of the other guests.Screenshot-7590Screenshot-7591The result of this night is what led to me drinking more than I usually would, and stripping off my clothes, somehow ending up running across the University quad, where fortunately Samuel came to my rescue upon passing by in his patrol car.Screenshot-7671As anticipated, my love letter to Samuel went unanswered, and soon enough my heart felt as frozen as the snow outside.Screenshot-7720As a last ditch attempt, I confided into a close friend of mine, Nathaniel Wright.  We’d met at the student gym a while back where I’d discovered he was studying a degree in physical education.  Samuel was also his cousin’s best friend, so I figured he could help set us up.Screenshot-7705‘Anything for you sweetheart, but you don’t forget that you’ll owe me!’Screenshot-7709Whether he was implying sexual favours or not didn’t matter.  I thanked him for his assistance, all the while aware that he had quite nice eyes.Screenshot-7707Screenshot-7708That coming weekend, I had my first date with Samuel.  The classic dinner and cinema option.  Afterwards, he drove me back to my halls.  Out of politeness, I invited him in for a coffee.Screenshot-7757I didn’t want to go overboard on the flirting, not on our first date, so, I lent into him and confessed that I had really enjoyed our evening together.  Screenshot-7763‘I hope we can meet up again soon,’ I added, my heart was racing as I moved back, still resting a hand on his hip as I tried to gauge his reaction.Screenshot-7767It was something I didn’t have to worry about for too long.

‘Really?  Are you serious?’Screenshot-7769‘What?’Screenshot-7770‘I thought you’d be up for it, that’s why I agreed to go out with you tonight.’

My heart stood still before a frown fell across my face.

‘What are you talking about?’

‘Don’t play Miss Innocent,’ he sneered. ‘You’ve made it plenty clear that you want me, from the moment you thrust your naked body against me when you pissed out of your skull.  Christ, do you know how much willpower it took for me not to take advantage that night?’

Seriously, was this guy for real?  Trust me to pick the rotten apple from the tree.

 Screenshot-7768‘Wow, I guess I should be grateful you decided not to rape me, Mr Officer.’ 

Samuel’s face faltered, and for a moment he broke eye contact with me.  I guess the guilt had finally hit him.Screenshot-7773‘Look, I’m sorry, can we start over?’

Straightening my back, I held my head up high before delivering my final words to Samuel.

‘Forget it, you’ve blown your chance, get out.’Screenshot-7762Nathaniel was my shoulder to cry on, and I wished from the very start I had set eyes on him rather than that slimy arsehole of a cop.Screenshot-7735Whether Nathaniel would accept me in that way, I could only hope.Screenshot-7688  

Voting Time – Generation 7

Voting Time – Generation 7

Time to vote for your favourite 🙂  As noted in the last post, this poll will remain up until Aero’s and Bounty’s university chapters have all been posted up (likely to take a week or two), which means the winner will be announced just before Christmas!  How exciting 😉  Happy voting!

Aero Bailey Voting Pic

Aero

1) I’m the first Bailey to have the balls to get a few a tattoos; the sign of a real Rock legend.

2) My girlfriend, Adrianne Carpenter’s, lifetime wish is to become a singer.  No doubt the next generation will be full of musical awesomeness.

3) You know it’s only right for me, as the oldest child, to front generation 7.

Bounty Bailey Voting Pic

Bounty

1) I’ll admit that I have a bit of an interesting face.  This could be a good thing when my genetics finally merge with a man.

2) My comic book and graphic novel career will be epic. I may even dabble with a bit of yaoi, who knows? 😉

3) I’m the only girl in this generation, cut me some slack!

Twix Bailey Voting Pic

Twix

1) I’m the first and only blonde Bailey in the legacy.

2) I love getting my hands dirty… in the garden, obviously.

3) I have a pet chipmunk named Alvin.

Hershey Bailey Voting Pic

Hershey

1) I have that mad inventor appeal.

2) The next generation will be filled with explosions and stuff if you pick me.

3) I’m up all night to get lucky.

Chapter 6.12

Chapter 6.12 Tattooed Zombies

Bounty decided to started developing her own online comic.  The story followed a mute man, convicted of murder, called Leigh who was sworn to protect a young orphaned girl called Satsuma during a zombie apocalypse.  She decided to name it “The Talking Dead”.Screenshot-7146The comic was a great hit, and before long Bounty was raking in the royalities, and there was even talks of a TV show and a computer game spin-off.Screenshot-7168Twix and Hershey, surprised by Bounty’s sudden success, started to knuckle down more than ever with their studying, determined to show their mother that were as equally as ambitious in hope they would be selected to carry on the blood-line.Screenshot-7148Tremayne was very amused by this as he knew Cointreau was actually powerless to decide which of her brood would front the next generation.Screenshot-7147Bounty was not too fussed about being chosen to pop out babies in name of the Bailey legacy.  More than anything she wanted to win over her mother’s affections.Screenshot-7182She hoped that by explaining the scale of her recent success, her mum would be proud.

‘I’ve sold more issues of The Talking Dead Volume one than Kickass one and two combined,’ Bounty bragged between mouthfuls of muffin.Screenshot-7187Screenshot-7188‘I knew I should have drowned you whilst I had the chance,’ Cointreau said, referring back to the times she had washed Bounty in the sink as a baby.  Needless to say, after this Bounty gave up trying to impress her mum.Screenshot-7186Elsewhere, Aero was focusing more on developing his “rock ‘n’ roll” image before he went off to University.  The first step of establishing this was by getting a few meaningless tattoos which he would regret later on in life.Screenshot-7189‘Please make me look like a rock God!’Screenshot-7195Screenshot-7193‘Don’t worry, I’ll make you look pretty,’ the tattoo lady promised, a warm glow in her trustworthy yellow-orange tinted eyes. Screenshot-7194Naturally, Aero was a little bit nervous, particularly upon noticing that his tattooist had turned invisible somehow.Screenshot-7196Considering this obvious handicap, she did a great job at inking him up.  The llama tattoo on his arm was most certainly his favourite.Screenshot-7200Being a secret fan of Twilight, he also asked for a werewolf tattoo.  This was placed on his back so he would not have to look at it everyday and feel embarrassed for his secret crush on Taylor Lautner.Screenshot-7201Fortunately for him, Adrianne found his inkings uber sexy. Screenshot-7241Screenshot-7242‘I’m so fricking lucky!Screenshot-7244Unsurprisingly, that night, Hershey was too traumatized to sleep thanks to the paper thin walls between his and Aero’s bedroom.

‘Please make the creaking stop.’Screenshot-7178Now, things are going to be a bit different during the transition into Generation 7.  First of all, the voting poll is going to be posted up before the usual University bonus chapters are posted up.  This is really only because there is quite an age gap between Aero and Hershey, so Aero will be pretty much an adult by the time Hershey has turned into a young adult, which is a bit rubbish for Aero if he gets chosen to front the next generation.

The voting poll will remain up for a week or two, during this time Aero’s and Bounty’s University chapters will be posted up.  After that, regardless of who the winner is, Twix’s and Hershey’s University chapters will be posted up.  Then, the Generation 7 chapters will follow.  Hopefully that all makes sense, and if not, well, you should understand as everything proceeds.

The poll will be up shortly.  Please stay tuned you wonderful people! x x x

Chapter 6.11

Chapter 6.11 Poor Pencil

It was not long before Cointreau and Jeffery started to get wrinkles and all that jazz.  Still, Cointreau had ways to keep the passion going between them.

‘Honey, I’m not working today…’ Jeffery muttered, adverting eye contact with his wife.

‘I don’t care.  Put it on or I’ll poison one of our children.’Screenshot-7042Cointreau sure did know how to blackmail her husband into wearing his medical career uniform, purely for her own pleasure.  This was pretty much an everyday occurrence, much to the dismay of everyone else in the family.Screenshot-7044Twix masked out his parents’ strange fetishes by focusing on the things he loved the most, which included making potions and, more recently, camp night-time gardening.Screenshot-7116Screenshot-7158Screenshot-7159Since he was the only genius child (at this point of the legacy), his other siblings often turned to him for advice.

‘So, I’ve got a bit of a pain in my thigh, and I can’t find my pencil… Any thoughts?’Screenshot-7220Screenshot-7218‘Twix, I think she has…’Screenshot-7021 ‘Err, can’t say I can see anything wrong.  Looks fine to me.’Screenshot-7215Soon enough, it was Aero’s birthday and he was about to celebrate his glorious transition into young adult-hood; one stage closer to death effectively.Screenshot-7057‘Perhaps I’ll gain a useful trait,’ Aero thought.Screenshot-7051Unfortunately, this was not the case.Aero Good TraitScreenshot-7086A few days later, the family threw a pool party for Hershey’s birthday.  Here are two unnecessary half-naked shots of Aero and Twix relaxing on pool floats.Screenshot-7089Screenshot-7092All in all this was a grand day since there was cake involved.Screenshot-7108And Hershey was obviously excited about becoming a teenager since he would be allowed to tamper with more dangerous stuff on his workbench.Screenshot-7109Despite receiving bushy eyebrows, Hershey did not look too shabby, although due to constantly peering at his reflection in the scrap metal he had collected over the years, he grew up to become a bit of a snob.Screenshot-7118Sadly, Hershey’s thirteenth birthday was not a great experience for Yorkie.  Somehow, a larger dog had gatecrashed the party and decided to steal Yorkie’s stuff.Screenshot-7097Yorkie would have done something about it, but as the dog was more than double his size he decided it would be best not to try and be a hero.  That, and he was certain the other dog had drunk one too many vodkas.Screenshot-7098The months continued to fly by, and soon enough it was time for Aero to graduate from sixth form college.Screenshot-7122He decided to drive his siblings to the town hall for his graduation ceremony.  Cointreau and Jefferey insisted they would make they own way there purely based on the fact that Aero did not have an actual driver’s licence.  Screenshot-7126Bounty was secretly a little bit jealous of her brother’s mortar board hat and hoped that the one she would wear on her graduation would look just as good on her.Screenshot-7129By around nightfall, Aero finally managed to leave the graduation hall with his diploma despite he was hungry, exhausted and desperate for the toilet.Screenshot-7137The following morning he started the fairly simple University entrance procedure, where upon he was informed he would have to increase his skills to gain the maximum amount of free credits for his chosen degree.Screenshot-7164Poor Admiral the gnome was devastated about the prospect of the first of the children heading off to University because he knew this would mean Aero would get a taste for alcohol, thus jeopardizing Admiral’s steadily growing wine collection.  This was a very sad time for him indeed.Screenshot-7154  

Chapter 6.10

Chapter 6.10 We love cake

Somehow, despite getting older, Cointreau and Jeffery were still very much in love.Screenshot-6933His doctor’s outfit was partly to thank for this.Screenshot-6935Their children were also growing up well.  Twix had inherited his mum’s smarts and enjoyed studying muchly.Screenshot-6958He also started to dabble with the chemistry set, which had been passed down in the family since Generation 2.Screenshot-6957The little prodigy was also a dab hand at chess, quite often playing against sad, lonely men online who still lived in their mother’s basements and / or attics.Screenshot-6943At some point, Hershey had grown up into a not too shabby looking child.  He was definitely more adorable as a toddler, however.  Like all the other children, he had inherited the trademark Mika honker.Screenshot-6936Being eccentric, he quickly hi-jacked the workbench that his Great-Aunt Amaretto had once used, and started to create random inventions, most of which turned out to be boring lumps of metal with no real purpose.Screenshot-6930During breakfast time, Aero and Bounty started to chat about who would be picked to front Generation 7 since the main chapters for this generation were drawing to an end.Screenshot-6960Bounty was hopeful that she would be chosen to front the next generation since she was the only girl of the current generation.  How her logic even worked, no one knew.Screenshot-6962‘You’ll pick me, right?’ Bounty asked one day, when her siblings were in the other room singing karaoke.Screenshot-6941Cointreau came back with her response instantly.

‘With a mug like that, you’d be so lucky.  I don’t understand how your father and I managed to produce your face with our genetics.’ Screenshot-6940Naturally, this severely crippled Bounty’s self-esteem.Screenshot-6944Sometime later, Cointreau decided to prove she still possessed her friendly trait by throwing a swanky party for Twix’s transition into teenhood.  Obviously, this was just another excuse to stuff her face with cake.  Lots of cake.Screenshot-6969‘Are you just going to stand there?’ Aero asked his brother, impatient for his slice of cake.Screenshot-6976‘I’d suggest you better get off your arse and start cheering if you want your bloody cake.’ Twix said, and quite rightly so.Screenshot-6973‘Err, yeah! Woo! Happy birthday, Twix!’Screenshot-6980Much to their surprise, Twix turned into quite a dishy young man.  This, no doubt, would help him win votes to become heir of the next generation.Screenshot-7026Cointreau did not approve of this, primarily because Twix was blonde, and she did not want her ascendants to possess the same hair colour as him, for some reason, she was worried no-one would take the Bailey family name seriously anymore if they possessed inferior genetics.Screenshot-6919Ricky suggested Cointreau should just change her name to Hitler and get things over and done with.Screenshot-7078Dictator references aside, this chapter will end on a picture of Yorkie playing with what appears to be a hotdog (that or Cointreau should really keep her “secret” bedroom drawer locked shut).Screenshot-7025

Chapter 6.9

Chapter 6.9 All good, butter face

Hershey decided to grow up to be an adorable looking toddler.Screenshot-6822He was so adorable that it was necessary to show another picture of him in the exact same pose, only closer up and from a slightly different angle so everyone was aware of just how adorable he was.Screenshot-6820Cointreau was pleased that at least one of her children had inherited pretty much all her features and spent most her time with Hershey.Screenshot-6884Well, anytime that did not involve changing his nappy or trying to settle him down to sleep at night.  She left this task up to Tremayne.Screenshot-6818Twix, who was on the cusp of childhood, was aware that he was treated a little bit differently compared to his siblings.Screenshot-6816The family convinced him however that it was perfectly normal to spend all night sitting on the floor it you happened to have blonde hair.Screenshot-6817Also, they threw him a lovely birthday party, only to eat all the cake whilst he ran upstairs to change his hairstyle and clothes.Screenshot-6841Still, he transformed into a rather cute child.  It also turned out that his hair was drity-blonde, not bleach blonde, so it did not look ridiculous against his dusky skin tone.Screenshot-6850Aero decided that Twix was alright and started to treat him with a bit more respect, instead of mixing dog food with his Weetabix every morning.Screenshot-6857A couple of years later, Bounty celebrated the anticipated step into teenhood.Screenshot-6867Sadly, she grew up with a bit of a horse face.  Still, it was likely a man, or a horse, would still find her attractive enough to marry one day.Screenshot-6882Prom time quickly came around.Screenshot-6898Bounty scrubbed up well for a Butter Face.Screenshot-6891Aero decided to to don the same tuxedo his Great-great-great grandfather, Fudge, wore for prom.  However, Earl ridiculed him for being a copy-cat.Screenshot-6893Naturally this dampened his spirits and he spent all night with the following frown on his face, which somehow only amplified the amount of female attention he received, much to the dismay of his girlfriend, Adrianne.Screenshot-6894The reason behind Earl’s negative attitude towards Aero was a lot more complex.  Screenshot-6874He was still bitter about his failure of a love life, you see.  Tiffany and him had broken up a few years back, and to this day he was alone and single with no children to boast about.Screenshot-6871‘Luckily he wasn’t chosen to become the heir of this generation,’ Alice, the founder of this whole legacy, laughed.  She had not made an appearance in a while, so thought it was about time she closed off a chapter for us.  Thanks, Alice.Screenshot-6671

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