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Chapter 5.7

Chapter 5.7 – They’ll grow into them

Soon enough, Jameson had almost reached the top of his acrobat career, which meant he had received a new costume during that time, which Mika appeared to love a little too much.Screenshot-3772Screenshot-3773Anyways, main household aside, Mew the old family cat was getting along just fine now that she was living with Murphy and his family (including his Aunt Hayley, who was still kicking around despite being ancient).Screenshot-3780She had developed a phobia of flip-flops, however.Screenshot-3781Judd, who had not remarried or anything since Coco had died, would often pop round for a visit, particularly to see how his grandchildren, Francisco (who was approaching teen-hood) and Wanda, were doing. Screenshot-3785Sadly, on one specific visit, Judd suffered from a fatal heart attack whilst he was cuddling Wanda.Screenshot-3786The result of this was not good.Screenshot-3793Amaretto and Aaron (who were also visiting at the time) could only watch on in horror as Judd awaited his obvious fate.Screenshot-3795Even Mew was devastated.  She had quite liked Judd as he used to the be the only one who really bothered to feed her when she had originally lived with him.Screenshot-3800When old Grimmy finally bothered to show up, Judd dropped down to his knees and begged.  He had not completed his life time goal of rescuing thirty people from death, so felt somewhat unfulfilled with his life.Screenshot-3810‘Get up, you,’ the Grim Reaper said in response.  A small smile then flashed across his face. ‘I’m feeling slightly generous today, so maybe I’ll let you live.’Screenshot-3811Unfortunately, it turned out  that he was lying.Screenshot-3814As always, everyone got over Judd’s death as time ticked by and Mika fell pregnant yet again.Screenshot-3859By this point, Earl was a toddler with a pretty awesome looking haircut.Screenshot-3848And the twins, Peach and Saffron, were now children who were yet to grow into their noses. Screenshot-3858At least from a distance no one could tell they had unfortunate looking honkers.   Screenshot-3873Mika fell into labour a few weeks earlier than anticipated.  Jameson was out and about securing acrobat gigs at the time, and Tremayne was teaching Earl how to walk and talk, so the only person who could physically take her to the hospital was Irish, who was temporarily haunting the house.Screenshot-3875‘Screw that,’ Irish said, before she vanished back into the spirit world.Screenshot-3876Needless to say, Mika was not a very happy bunny.Screenshot-3877Eventually Mika got to the hospital where she gave birth to another set of twin girls.  Her and Jameson named these ones Cointreau and Frangelico.Screenshot-3883Screenshot-3884Jameson and Mika soon quickly learnt that there was something slightly off about Cointreau by the way she constantly kept trying to strangle and pinch them.  Screenshot-3885It was as if she had developed an evil trait of some kind…

Chapter 5.5

Chapter 5.5 – Bumps and Bulges

Mika eventually moved into the Bailey household, and before long her and Jameson were spending pretty much every Friday night at the local karaoke bar, what with Mika being partly Japanese and all.Screenshot-3494Neither of them were particularly talented singers, so eardrums were destroyed, and the venue soon enough became overrun by cats. Screenshot-3495It seemed appropriate one Friday for Jameson to propose to Mika, right after that had sung “Don’t go breaking my heart”.Screenshot-3504She happily accepted; the commute between her home-world and his was becoming a bit of a nightmare, not to mention the expenses were only raking up.Screenshot-3511They hugged, and then resumed butchering well-known songs. Screenshot-3515As time continued to pass on by, Coco decided it was time to retire from the professional sports field.  She celebrated with awesome sunglasses and lots of confetti. Screenshot-3564And then she proceeded to mediate in one of the bathrooms. Screenshot-3541From doing this she managed to locate her inner peace and finally decided to apologise to Jameson about being an awful mother.Screenshot-3556Jameson pretended to accept his mother’s apology since she was blissfully unaware that he was planning to donate her bones on to the local museum once she had died.Screenshot-3560Screenshot-3559As time went on, Jameson and Mika became comfortable with carrying out their daily bathroom business together.  Screenshot-3526That was until the day Jameson forgot to flush the toilet.Screenshot-3535Screenshot-3538 It turned out that Mika was pregnant (which explained some of the nausea), so she decided to throw a little party to celebrate the parasite new life in her stomach.Screenshot-3586However, wires were crossed, and Hayley, who had thought the party was hen-do, ended up hiring a stripper, with quite an unimpressive bulge. Screenshot-3576Screenshot-3570Needless to say, the other girls weren’t too impressed. Screenshot-3569Especially Amaretto, what with her being a lesbian and all that jazz.Screenshot-3578Jameson continued being an awesome acrobat and managed not to overwork himself.  Screenshot-3584He even managed to secure a permanent gig at the local karaoke bar, because the crowd loved him so much.      Screenshot-3592Screenshot-3591Eventually, as nature intended, Mika went into labour.  Screenshot-3608After a grueling day or two, Jameson and Mika left the hospital with twin girls, whom were promptly named Peach and Saffron.Screenshot-3612Screenshot-3611Ricky was so pleased with the birth of his great-great-great granddaughters that he made himself a strawberry snow-cone to celebrate, despite he couldn’t particularly taste it being a ghost and everything.Screenshot-3525‘Unlike me,’ Judd proceeded to brag, before taking a huge bite out from his chocolate Popsicle. Screenshot-3544

Chapter 5.4

Chapter 5.4 – And then his face caught on fire

Amaretto’s plan was to simply invite Mika Moore over, with the promise of fun sunny weather and plenty of entertainment.  She hoped that her presence would influence Jameson to out less time and dedication into his career, in favour of making lots of woohoo with his lovely lady.Screenshot-3348She prayed that the future would pan out the way it had when she had visited it.  Jameson’s overexertion was becoming more of an issue, particularly during his most recent show when he somehow managed to catch his face on fire.Screenshot-3416Screenshot-3417Luckily most of the crowd were Michael Jackson fans, so assumed that it was some kind of tribute to the King of Pop.  Screenshot-3418Judd was the first to greet Mika when she arrived, since he was already outside to collect the mail, and to build a snowman.  Seeing her shivering (she had not quite braced herself for the arctic weather due to Amaretto’s lie about the island being sunny all year round), he decided it was best to invite her in. Screenshot-3363Hearing a bit of fuss going on by the front door, Jameson ventured out the kitchen, only to be literally pounced on and devoured by Mika, who quite honestly had not seen him in many months.Screenshot-3381His expression was one of shock, particularly after the kiss had ended.Screenshot-3382Mika giggled, before she explained to Jameson that she had decided to pay him a surprise visit on the whim.Screenshot-3371‘I may need some warming up,’ Mika heavily hinted, ‘I wasn’t expecting it to be this cold here!’Screenshot-3373It only took Jameson a record-breaking two minutes to clock on to what Mika was actually implying.   After that, all he had to do was give her one smoldering look before she was more than ready to follow him upstairs to bed. Screenshot-3368Later that evening, Amaretto decided it was time to pop the question to Cade, who had been living with the Baileys pretty much since Malibu and Aaron had moved out. Screenshot-3428Cade was a little bit peeved because she had hoped to be the one to do the whole proposal malarkey, but she soon did not mind when she saw just how shiny and expensive the engagement ring that Amaretto had got her was.Screenshot-3429Clearly Cade was not shallow in the slightest. Screenshot-3433They had a very grand winter lesbian wedding, complete with snow and pretty clothes (as the following pictures dictate).Screenshot-3451Screenshot-3457Screenshot-3461And then, a couple of months later, they moved out and started to research into ways of having children who would inherit both their genetics, using in-game cheats crazy scientific methods (note: they went on to have five children between them).Screenshot-3493This chapter shall end on a picture of Murphy and Margaret’s firstborn child, Francisco.  Naturally, he’s quite cute, although his choice of attire is questionable…Screenshot-3427

Chapter 5.3

Chapter 5.3 – Breakdown

As the months continued to run on by, Jameson had become so in demand that he had secured a permanent weekly gig slot at Flying V’s coffee house.  Clearly he was elated by this news.Screenshot-3322He continued to juggle things, particularly really sharp swords, and eventually managed to stop slicing his arms apart with them.Screenshot-3336Everyone loved his acrobatic skills, particularly his family members who did their best to turn up to his shows and support him.  Of course, Coco still refused to show up, but not like he cared. Screenshot-3335Things seemed to be going swimmingly until one evening, when Jameson was about to do a bit of furniture rearranging with the aid of his parents.  As he reached the foot of the bed, his head started to cloud and his vision blurred.Screenshot-3303Then, without so much as murmur escaping from his lips, he collapsed onto the rug.Screenshot-3308A gasp escaped from Judd as he stared down at his son.  He wondered for a few seconds if Jameson had started drinking heavily again, but then came to the conclusion that the poor young guy had just passed out due to exhaustion.   Screenshot-3306Coco reluctantly called for an ambulance, after she had made a pizza delivery order of course, knowing now that she would not have enough time to cook dinner. Screenshot-3307By the following morning, Amaretto had head about the news, and so she instantly cornered Coco and accused her of allowing Jameson to overexert himself.  Screenshot-3316‘Honey,’ Coco replied, ‘Jameson is grown up, like yourself, and so he’s responsible for every action he takes.  I can’t be blamed for his stupidity now, can I?’  Screenshot-3319Amaretto stared at her mother with a deadpan expression.  Clearly Coco was so disillusioned that she was unable to recognize that she was a terrible human being, so Amaretto knew she had to tackle this issue on her own.    Screenshot-3309So, once Jameson was out of hospital and back on his feet, Amaretto settled down with him as they ate dinner to have a little discussion with him regarding his current occupation, and how the strain of it was obviously causing him more harm than good.Screenshot-3356‘So, you know, maybe you should look for an alternative career path, like becoming a business man or something.’ Screenshot-3358Jameson gazed at Amaretto in disbelief.  As if he was going to give up his awesome career for the sake of his health!   He politely explained this to Amaretto, trying his hardest not to smash his empty plate across her pretty face.Screenshot-3359Although sullen, Amaretto refused to give up so easily.  Using the time machine which Tremayne had built many years ago, she traveled forwards in time in hope to discover what would be done to solve the issue in the next chapter so then she could make sure it would definitely happen.Screenshot-3223All she now had to do was put the ball into motion in time for the next chapter to pan out in the same way she had viewed it. Screenshot-3224

Amaretto on Ice (Part 3)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 3)

I wondered for quite some time how I could get Jameson and Mika back together.  Clearly he was a mess without her, and I had heard she’d been regretting her decision ever since seeing him pictured on Facebook snuggling up with other girls.Screenshot-2983Of course I had spoken to Malibu, but since she firmly believed that Mika didn’t deserve a guy like Jameson, she didn’t support my idea of getting them back together.Screenshot-2978Not like I let that stop me.  I even discussed potential plans with, Dan, one of our housemates.  Between us we eventually came up with an ingenious idea; or at least we thought it was.Screenshot-2986A few days later, I headed out to the main quad on the University campus shortly before the sun was due to set, ready to put the wheels in motion.Screenshot-2609I didn’t have to wait long before I heard the sound of approaching footsteps, which belonged to Steve, one of Jameson’s closest friends.

‘Finally giving into my charms and good looks?’ Steve asked, waggling his eyebrows.  I prayed he was joking.  Screenshot-2608‘Shut it, Brackney,’ I sighed, staring him straight in the eye.  ‘I need your help with something.’

Immediately his eyes lit up, and I quickly scolded him for having his mind in the gutter.

‘I have a plan to get Jameson back with Mika,’ I revealed.Screenshot-2610The idea was simple, yet effective.  Steve would text Mika, inviting her out to a awesome party being thrown at the town’s hottest nightclub.  Then, he would call up Jameson and tell him the same thing, enticing him with the scenario that Mika would be there.  Of course, the awesome party would not exist, so if all went according to plan, they would be the only two from their circle of friends to be there and bump into each other and would consequently fall back in love.Screenshot-2864Steve was a bit skeptical of the idea, but I convinced him it would work.  And so, now that everything was set, I headed off  on another journey to meet Cade at the comic book store.Screenshot-3046That night, as the rain poured down, Cade and I sat outside our favourite burger bar like crazy (and perhaps slightly drunk) people, discussing what our plans were for the future.  We still had a fair amount of time at University left, yet we both were aware it would go by quickly.  Time had a funny way of doing that. Screenshot-2996Noticing my somber expression, Cade lent over and quickly perked me up as she whispered a perverted suggestion into my ear.  Screenshot-2997Soon enough, I forgot all about time and embraced the moment where we would naturally be together forever, and I would be content that my siblings would be satisfied with the ones they loved.Screenshot-3011

Voting Time – Generation 5

Voting Time – Generation 5 

Hello there folks!  Finally it’s voting time.  Just to refresh your memories, please see below for the candidates, who were asked to give three reasons why they should be chosen to be the ruler of the 5th generation.  If you don’t need persuading, please just scroll to the bottom of the page to cast your vote.  The poll will close on the 1st May 2013, so make sure you have your say 🙂

Murphy Bailey Vote PictureMurphy

1) I’m the oldest, therefore it’s only logical that I am chosen to be the heir.

2)I’m not a triplet.

3) This is my natural hair colour.Malibu Bailey Vote PictureMalibu 

1)I’m destined to have very sexy tanned babies with Aaron Matthews.

2) The house will be likely to be filled with lots of cats.

3)I’ll actually have the time to look after my family since my lifetime wish does not involve me needing a job or being stuck to the treadmill every day.Jameson Bailey Vote PictureJameson

1)Picking me will be a big middle finger salute to my parents, particularly my mum.

2)I’m easy to the eye.

3)There has not been a male heir since Generation 2, so choosing me or Murphy would change that (although, since I pointed that out and Murphy didn’t, you should vote for me).

Amaretto Bailey Vote PictureAmaretto 

1) I’m the first lesbian in the Bailey legacy.  Makes a refreshing change from the man on man implications that have been thrown around since generation 1, doesn’t it?

2)I’m a real geeky gamer girl, not the sort who pretend to play games to get the attention of boys (see point 1 for explanation).

3)Since my lifetime wish is to have five children, I can not fail it… Unless I died I guess…

(Poll is now closed – please see next post for le results!)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 2)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 2)

It’s funny how some things turn out in the end.  For some reason, since my embarrassing drunken incident after Jameson’s party, Cade and I started to spend more time together.  Apparently she was the one who had helped me to bed that night, and had even delivered me breakfast in bed when I had finally woken up.  It was a relief to know that she hadn’t been freaked out by my revelation, but I still felt unnerved not knowing how she felt about it, given that we had not spoken about it since.Screenshot-2663One snowy day, when we were meeting up for lunch between classes, I decided it was time to test the waters.  Screenshot-2759 Leaning across I whispered in her ear that something crazy was about to happen.Screenshot-2757Then, before she could respond, I lent in and kissed her.  Much to my surprise, and delight, she didn’t resist or show any signs of unease.  After that, she slid her hand into mine and we headed off to the burger bar to grab some munch.Screenshot-2763 I returned home that evening with a grin on my face.  Cade went off to have a shower, so I decided to play a bit of online multiplayer Call of Duty, in hope to wind up some thirteen year olds.Screenshot-2737As I headed into the living area downstairs, shocked when I saw Jameson flirting with some big busted girl.  It hadn’t been too long since he had split up with Mika, but I’d assumed they would end up getting back together.Screenshot-2729A frown fell across my brow as the girl purred to my brother not to be shy, before mashing their faced together.  I quickly marched out the room, not particularly wanting to watch the events which were likely to unfold.Screenshot-2731The following evening, when Jameson joined me at the dinner table, I chose not to greet him, and as planned he instantly asked me what the matter was.Screenshot-2374‘Have fun with Tits McGee last night?’ I asked, without looking up from my plate.  It wasn’t as if I had to gauge his reaction.Screenshot-2376‘Tits McGee…?’ Jameson asked, momentarily puzzle by the “affectionate” (and arguably clever) nickname I had used.  ‘Wait, you mean Chloe?’

‘I saw you with her downstairs; you weren’t exactly being subtle,’ I revealed, tapping my fork against my plate.  Jameson shifted in his seat and rested his arms against the table.

‘It wasn’t what it looked like…’ He protested.  I arched an eyebrow. ‘Well ok, it was, but…’Screenshot-2377‘You’ve only just split up with Mika,’ I reminded.

‘Yeah, and I’m hurting!’ Jameson said, voice strained.

‘So that’s an excuse to start screwing around with random girls?’ I snapped, perhaps a little too sternly.  It couldn’t be helped though.  He’d been so smitten over Mika, to the point where he couldn’t stop talking to me about how awesome she was.Screenshot-2378Jameson raised his eyebrows as he glared over at me.

‘What I do is none of your business.  I’ll sleep with who I want, when I want,’ he said darkly, glaring at me as if I had implied he impotent.  Screenshot-2375‘I’ll leave you to it then.’ I sighed, pushing back my chair as Jameson turned his attention back to his mac and cheese, still fuming away like a toddler.Screenshot-2380Marching into the kitchen, I threw my plate into the dishwasher then hurried upstairs to my room.  Slumping down onto the mattress, I tried to brush all my thoughts aside as I threw the duvet over my body. Screenshot-2923I should have been ecstatic that I was finally with the girl of my dreams, but all I could keep thinking about was Jameson, terrified he was going to end up getting the reputation of a man slut or, even worse, would end up catching some sort of grotesque STD.

A few hours later, I eventually drifted off to sleep; however, I knew I had to do something with that boy before things grew out of hand. Screenshot-3025And so the next day I commenced my plan to get Jameson back together with Mika.Screenshot-2789

Amaretto on Ice (Part 1)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 1)

I’d always been a hands on kind of girl.  Getting dirty and grubby didn’t matter to me because the end result was more than often satisfactory.Screenshot-2637Since I’d never particularly been a lover of the outdoors.  I preferred to stay inside and read a good work, although I wasn’t as much as a bookworm as my older brother, Murphy, was.   Screenshot-2278I enjoyed computer games too, which I was told made me a bit of a nerd, not that I really cared.Screenshot-2295As for other other labels, well, since I fancied girls I guess that may have made me a lesbian too.  Cade Macklamoor was one of my housemates in the first year of University, and she was quite easily the most stunning girl I had ever met.Screenshot-2452I tried to mask out my feelings for a while, and flirted with one of our male housemates, Stephen Brackney, before I eventually found out that he fancied my sister, Malibu.Screenshot-2446She fancied him too, but from getting to know him I realised he was a bit of a flirt, so I advised Murphy to warn Malibu off him (I could have done it myself, but I knew things are a lot more final coming from your big brother).Screenshot-2447I couldn’t help but look out for my siblings.  My parents weren’t exactly the best role models, being too interested in their own fitness and careers to look after us properly when we were growing up.  Their neglect (and Mum’s abuse) affected Jameson the most.   No wonder why he started drinking whilst he was in high school.  I was happy when he started putting all his ambition into sport, instead of damaging his body.Screenshot-2196Whenever Jameson threw a party during University, I made sure to come along, just to keep an eye on things.  I even ended up volunteering to cook the food for one party, despite I wasn’t exactly a Master Chef, like my Grandmother, Irish, had apparently been.  I was surprised that such a big crowd had turned up, considering it was raining like mad.Screenshot-2395Luckily I didn’t poison anyone with my food, or at least anyone I was aware of.Screenshot-2404By the time the party has reached its peak, Cade had still not made an appearance despite I had openly invited her.  I quickly checked my phone for any missed calls or texts, but the only notification flashing up on the screen was a reminder for me to feed my animals on my virtual zoo game.

With a sigh, I stuffed my phone back into my bag  and headed towards the “juice” keg, where Jameson happened to be.  A few drinks wouldn’t hurt, I decided.Screenshot-2424A few cups later, I soon forgot about my worries as I slid into the delicious warmth of the hot-tub.Screenshot-2420I got home sometime after midnight, my head spinning and soaked to the bone thanks to a mixture of rain water and my idiocy for thinking it would be a grand idea to throw my clothes on top of my wet bikini.

Clambering up the stairs, and somehow managing to make it up without falling back down, I spotted Cade making her way across the landing towards the bathroom.  Talk about convenient timing.

‘Cade! Where have you been?  You missed the best party ever!” I lied, playfully nudging my fist against her arm.  Even to me, my words sounded a bit slurred, so it was a surprise that Cade answered my question without asking me to repeat myself.

‘Sorry, I err, had some studying to do.’Screenshot-2668

Studying?  As if that wasn’t the oldest excuse in the book, my drunken brain managed to convince me.  She had cottoned on to my secret, obviously, and was trying to turn me down in the politeness was possible, the bitch.

‘Oh come on.’  The words poured out from my mouth before I could stop them. ‘Just admit it, you know I’m a dyke… that’s why you didn’t want to come.’

And the words kept gushing out.

‘Shit, I’m an idiot for thinking you would feel the same way….”Screenshot-2664‘Erm… I think you’ve had a bit too much to drink,’ Cade said, or at least I think she did.Screenshot-2665The room started to spin faster, and the I was no longer standing.  The ceiling was the last thing I recall seeing before I blacked out.  Screenshot-2478

Malibu’s Muse (Part 1)

Malibu’s Muse (Part 1)

The beauty of the world never ceases to amaze me, even on a freezing cold day on the University campus.  Maybe it’s just my artistic nature which draws me towards the small things which others may overlook.Screenshot-2343Art was just one of things I’d always enjoyed and it was my way of expressing things.Screenshot-2215Being a triplet, I made sure to  establish my individuality at a young age.  That’s where my interest in cats came about (I had always admired their independent and proud natures).  I couldn’t stop Amaretto or Jameson from going to same University as me, however, and to be honest it was comforting to know they were always nearby.Screenshot-2203My older brother, Murphy, was in his final year by the time we had started our first.  Somehow, despite juggling his relationship with Margaret Cade with the ever-growing demand of his degree, he was on track to graduating with first class honors Screenshot-2266Obviously being the wise older sibling, he even gave me some very constructive advice when I revealed to him my very first University crush.

‘Don’t go out with Steve, he’s a dick.Screenshot-2449Truth was, I was somewhat attracted to the bad boys; be it jocks, rebels or nerds (yes, you can get bad nerds!), being a bit of a rebel myself.  Screenshot-2243Of course I had a sensitive side to.  Between classes and my art projects, I often wandered the University grounds, exploring the endless sights it had to offer. Screenshot-2284I remember one day when I bumped into one of the not too bad looking Chinese exchange students, who looked a little bit lost.Screenshot-2287Sadly he barely spoke or understood a word of English.  I’m not sure how he had even gotten on the exchange student program, or how he was managing to cope with his classes.  Screenshot-2289The thing that depressed me was that Mum had started dating Dad at high school when they were both fifteen or so.  I’d anticipated the same sort of thing would’ve happen to me, but it seemed that times had changed since my parents were young.  Perhaps it was just as well because I would have let the event, which occurred the following morning, slip by without a moments notice. Screenshot-2242I was sat in the mess halls, chewing away at a couple of waffles I had conjured up using my “pro” cooking skills. Screenshot-2250‘Mind if I have some?’ A deep velvet voice asked.  I knew who it was without having to take a glance.  Aaron Matthews; he actually lived in the same dormitory as me and was studying Physical Education, if you couldn’t tell by his six-pack.  Until then we had never really spoken, mostly because he was known to be a party animal so was rarely home when I was.

Realising he was referring to the stack of waffles in the center of the table, I nodded and mumbled through a mouthful for him to help himself.  Scraping back the chair besides me, Aaron sat down and filled up his empty plate and started to munch away. Screenshot-2251As we sat next to each other eating my waffles (oo err) in a comfortable silence, in nothing more than our night-wear, I was certain that this was the start of something most beautiful.Screenshot-2252

Chapter 4.12

Chapter 4.12- Who to pick?

One delightful autumn morning, the Bailey teens were all sat around the breakfast table munching away on some delicious pancakes Murphy had prepared.Screenshot-1810‘I can’t help but notice that Mum or Dad haven’t picked one of us to take over the Bailey legacy,’ Amaretto said, tapping her fingers against the palm of her hand, ‘and it isn’t long until Murphy turns eighteen.’Screenshot-1808‘They’ll make a decision soon enough,’ Jameson reassured, concentrating to balance his plate on his hand despite his body was shaking from alcohol withdrawal, ‘that or they’ll decide to get someone else to decide.’Screenshot-1809‘Obviously it’s a choice between Malibu and I,’ Amaretto responded, turning to her sister.  ‘Women just make better inheritors.’Screenshot-1806‘I beg to differ,’ Murphy cut into the conversation.  ‘I hear that our Great-Grandfather Fudge was the most awesome man in existence   Most Bailey men are in fact.  Even Uncle Cookie has his own art gallery set up.’Screenshot-1812‘Whatever, I have a cat,’ Malibu said, after getting up from her chair with Mew tucked under her arm, as the other teenagers followed suit, ‘so if I don’t become heiress, I’ll just become an evil genius instead and live in that volcano lair on the island.’Screenshot-1815Now, since Jameson knew his Mum was the ultimate decision maker and that she did not really like him, he decided to try to warm her heart by taking an interest in his health and fitness.  Turned out that Jameson was a natural athlete, so exercise came easy to him.  Screenshot-1785‘Don’t think that working out with me is going to get you any brownie points, kid.  You’ll never make a worthy heir, and even if you were, I wouldn’t pick you,’ Coco announced, voice all high and mighty, despite she did not even have the “snob” trait.Screenshot-1786Bitch, please, it doesn’t matter who you pick to be heir.  In ten years time you’ll be old and forgotten about.  You’ll have saggy tits, so no one will want you, not even Dad.’ Screenshot-1787Coco pretended that Jameson’s comments did not get to her, however, the following weekend she decided to throw a costume party.  This was partly because it was Halloween, but mostly because she was now slightly paranoid about being portrayed as a boring old bag of wrinkles.Screenshot-1780Murphy decided to recycle the costume he used one Halloween as a child, only now it made him look somewhat smexy and not a Johnny Depp rip-off / potential lawsuit.Screenshot-1821Malibu decided to do something different and dressed up as a scuba-diver, somehow managing to pull it off pretty well.Screenshot-1822Amaretto opted for a cowgirl outfit since it was usually a safe bet.Screenshot-1820And Jameson dressed up as a hot-dog, as you do.Screenshot-1819The guests soon arrived, and instantly Jameson was drawn to a rather tanned looking individual called Nina.Screenshot-1828Jameson quickly decided that this girl would become his girlfriend.Screenshot-1830And so Jameson proceeded to woo her with funny cat videos.  Yes, really.   Screenshot-1826Malibu and Amaretto were not particularly impressed by the male talent (such as the man below), so they kept their knickers firmly on that night.  Screenshot-1824Murphy, who ditched his costume because Mew the cat threw up all over him after eating a piece of chocolate, was pleasantly surprised when he went to answer the door to one particular trick-or-treater. Screenshot-1833She was a couple of years younger than him and had wide innocent Bambi eyes which literally just gave Murphy the instant horn.  Screenshot-1836Screenshot-1835Well now, a pretty girl like you deserves a treat,’ Murphy smoothly said, dropping a few packets of Haribo into her basket (oi oi).Screenshot-1837He then promptly invited her to attend his 18th birthday party, which was to be held in a few months time at the venue the Bailey family were renowned for booking their parties.Screenshot-1839Sadly, Murphy’s crush turned out to be a bit of an evil bitch and completely ignored him on the day of his party and ended up getting off with a random fat bloke.Screenshot-1863Murphy ended up spending most the night with an annoying guy who had not even been invited to the party.Screenshot-1850The main thing was that Jameson enjoyed himself, so naturally nothing else mattered.Screenshot-1852Well, that’s the end of Generation 4!  For the first time in this legacy, the choice of the next generation heir/heiress is completely yours.  There will be a few bonus chapters of all the candidates going to University during the next week or two, and the poll to vote for who you want to front Generation 5 will be posted up somewhere during this time, so stay tuned.

We end this generation on a picture of Mew the cat, because she is rather awesome and there was not enough screenshots of her in this chapter.Screenshot-1769

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