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Chapter 8.6

Chapter 8.6 Love? Actually, not

Soon enough, Rolo entered his teenage years and resembled his Great-Uncle Aero somewhat, although it was probably just the hair colour that did it.Screenshot-11394This naturally meant he had to become a brooding guitar boy.Screenshot-11373His crush, Niki Minaj Nutella Natalis had also done a bit of growing up.Screenshot-11337After witnessing his Mother’s failure to bag a man of her own when she was his age, Rolo decided to quickly make the moves on Niki before another sim did.Screenshot-11341Screenshot-11343Screenshot-11345Perhaps he got a bit too carried away…
‘Mmmph!’ Screenshot-11344Orion was pleased for his half-brother, honestly, he was.Screenshot-11367His best friend and crush, Christie Rooney had thrown away their friendship by frolicking off into the arms of bad boy, Jimmy Harlow, whom teased Orion relentlessly for being an alien.Christie and Jimmy - Sims 3 Bailey LegacyTo cope with this trauma, Orion became addicted to an alien invented drug called heroin.Screenshot-11371As for Basil, the baby of the family, he had recently aged into a child, a slightly plump one, although that may have just been down to Whitney’s ghastly “fat face” genetics, which had unfortunately been passed down onto Maple, and now onto both her children.Screenshot-11374At least it was better than inheriting the Mika Moore nose, ‘ey, Twix?Screenshot-11325‘It’s ok Twix, as long as I live we will share the same shaped nose!’ Hershey exclaimed, rushing into the Bailey legacy house like he still lived there (which he didn’t).Screenshot-11313‘Err, what’s this?’Screenshot-11315Hershey begun ascending towards the ceiling.Screenshot-11316‘Oh, snap.’Screenshot-11317‘Well, it looks like I’m dead, so scrap what I said about our noses.’ Screenshot-11319Screenshot-11327Indeed this was a very emotional and heart-breaking moment for Twix, having always been close to his baby brother  (flashback photo!).Screenshot-8416‘Erm, shouldn’t have the Grim Reaper shown up by now?’Screenshot-11328‘Ugh!’ Screenshot-11329‘God damn scythe!  I knew I should of just used the front door, like a normal bloody person.’Screenshot-11330Death aside, Rolo and Orion had the most important night of their teenhood’s to attend; that’s right, Prom night!  Here is how dapper they looked.Screenshot-11401Screenshot-11402It appeared that at some point during this night, Rolo stumbled across Orion’s “special stash”.Rolo is high at promAnd somehow, without the use of his “special stash”, Orion ended up getting close to a stunner called Melanie Hester, who, despite having physical similarities to Niki, was not related to her.Screenshot-11429Orion was quick to work his moves on her. Screenshot-11427Unlike Rolo, Orion knew not to overdo the first kiss, thus making him a better boyfriend.Screenshot-11426Unfortunately, Basil took an instant disliking to Melanie after she called him Levi.Screenshot-11418‘Sorry, but you can’t blame me for assuming you were named something ridiculous?  Christ, your Grandfather’s named after a frickin’ chocolate bar.’Screenshot-11419Levi Basil did not take kindly to her response.Screenshot-11420It took two months for Melanie to recover from her injuries after her unfortunate accident with the ice-cream van later that day.

 

Chapter 7.4

Chapter 7.4 Double team

As promised, Hershey granted his older brother the air-time he deserved.  Twix, being a smart cookie, utilized this time wisely and decided to take Whitney to a nearby lake; not to drown her, but to pop the question.Screenshot-8779After much fumbling, he managed to open up the box and reveal the ultra sparkly engagement ring to Whitney, who had been waiting for his proposal pretty much since the day Hershey had proposed to Allyson.Screenshot-8782Still, she managed to feign her surprise, and all in all, it was a pleasant engagement.Screenshot-8786Screenshot-8789‘I like sparkly things,’ Whitney stated.  She stood there staring at her engagement ring for the next five hours.  Twix got bored after two hours and left her to it.Screenshot-8787In the end, Twix and Hershey ended up having a double wedding.  It was a practical idea considering how long wedding parties seem to take in the Sim world.Screenshot-8818As expected, they wedded in the same location Cointreau and Jeffrey had, mainly because the scenery was fabulous for photographs.  Naturally, Twix and Whitney were first to exchange vows, being the stars of this generation and all (well, for the time being).Screenshot-8831‘Check us out, doing adult stuff!’Screenshot-8826Aero was the only family member who held a small trace of resentment because he wished he could of had a fancy wedding.Screenshot-8839Instead, all he got was a crappy off-camera notification.Aero and Adrianne marriedWho this “close friend” was, no one knew, not even Aero.Screenshot-8837Still, it was a beautiful ceremony.  Screenshot-8843And most importantly, there was cake.Screenshot-8852Earl, who was the only one still alive from generation 6, actually only showed up because of this.Screenshot-8858Oh, and Allyson almost got married to the wrong guy, who happened to be Samuel McNeil.Screenshot-8859He had split up with Bounty a few months ago, after finally finding out that she had deliberately stopped taking her contraceptive pill.Screenshot-8863Fortunately, Hershey stepped in just in time and told Samuel where to stick it.    Screenshot-8867And so, they were married and all were happy.Screenshot-8875Screenshot-8876Screenshot-8873Well, all except for Tremayne as he managed to miss the weddings by -you guessed it- shorting-out after trying to down a bottle of tequila.Screenshot-8900  

Chapter 7.1

Chapter 7.1 Out with the old

Whilst Twix and Hershey were still at University, Cointreau decided it was time to retire.  She was loaded enough as it was, so she saw no real logic to keep working up until the day she died.Screenshot-8041Aero also proposed to Adrianne.      Screenshot-8000They moved into a pleasant two bedroom house across the other side of town.  Basically, far away enough so they knew that the family would not bother to visit until they had children.Screenshot-8055Oh, and at some point Yorkie got taken away by the RSPCA.  Mainly because Jeffrey kept using him as a foot towel.Screenshot-7926Twix seemed to be the only one who cared about this.  Even Cointreau, who had doted on Yorkie in the past, wondered why the food in the dog bowl was still full to the brim a month later.Screenshot-8562As most families do, they adopted a new pet to replace the previous one.  His name was Snowy and he was pretty much on his last legs, so the family made sure not to grow too attached to him.Screenshot-8097For some strange reason, Snowy loved to dig holes.  Very big human body sized holes.Screenshot-8102This worked well for Twix and his garden, although he was a little bit concerned about the corpses ruining his crops.Screenshot-8099Samuel McNeil, Bounty’s fancy man, moved in with the Baileys at some stage.Screenshot-8575Upon discovering how crazy her family way, he quickly proposed to her so they could move out together.Screenshot-8579They moved into this swanky little house very close to the city since they loved the night life.Screenshot-8613And so, the only child who had not flown the nest yet was Hershey, which Twix did not mind since he thought his little brother was pretty awesome.  However, with the departure of his two older siblings, he noticed his father exhibiting some rather strange behaviour. Screenshot-8568Some very odd behaviour indeed…Screenshot-8566…And no conveniently placed plate could hide this fact.    Screenshot-8567Twix sobbed when he realised, being heir and all, he would not be able to move out to escape this kind of trauma.  At least, for the time being.Screenshot-8564

Bounty’s Hunt (Part 1)

Bounty’s Hunt (Part 1)

When it came to writing love letters, I must admit it wasn’t easy.  I was used to writing about the zombie apocalypse, crime noir, that kind of thing.Screenshot-7652Samuel McNeil was my current love interest.  A good-looking late twenty year old something who happened to be in the police force.  How I’d met him, I’d rather not divulge, but it basically involved me being a tad drunk, running across campus completely naked.Screenshot-7672My eldest brother, Aero, detested the idea of me dating an older guy, and a policeman at that.Screenshot-7654I figured, what was the harm in trying?  Samuel had pretty much seen all I had to offer, so I had nothing to be shy about.Screenshot-7655My confidence was the one thing I had pride in.  I knew I hadn’t been blessed with the greatest of looks (or at least my mum had managed to convince me of this), but my dad had often reassured me that beauty was skin deep.  That was why I enjoyed preaching across the airways about how discrimination was wrong, in any shape or form.Screenshot-7554Sometimes, the responses I received from some students were cruel.Screenshot-7555‘Fuck you!’ Were usually my words of choice in such circumstances.Screenshot-7556Since starting at University, I realised that I hadn’t really done my reputation many favours, particularly since Aero’s masquerade party.  To be fair, I was finding the party to be dull, with a distinct lack of decent men.Screenshot-7577That was until Cody Eisenberg showed up.Screenshot-7578I tried to play it cool, but he was so warm and friendly, I couldn’t resist flirting with him.Screenshot-7584Unfortunately, I was still new to the whole romancing thing.  In all fairness, I can’t quite remember where I’d found the bouquet of flowers, but I’m sure it was linked to the reason behind one of my roommates splitting up with his girlfriend for “forgetting” their anniversary.Screenshot-7589As expected, my attempt to win him over did not go down too well.Screenshot-7586His reaction was one of horror and utter repulsion, much to the amusement of the other guests.Screenshot-7590Screenshot-7591The result of this night is what led to me drinking more than I usually would, and stripping off my clothes, somehow ending up running across the University quad, where fortunately Samuel came to my rescue upon passing by in his patrol car.Screenshot-7671As anticipated, my love letter to Samuel went unanswered, and soon enough my heart felt as frozen as the snow outside.Screenshot-7720As a last ditch attempt, I confided into a close friend of mine, Nathaniel Wright.  We’d met at the student gym a while back where I’d discovered he was studying a degree in physical education.  Samuel was also his cousin’s best friend, so I figured he could help set us up.Screenshot-7705‘Anything for you sweetheart, but you don’t forget that you’ll owe me!’Screenshot-7709Whether he was implying sexual favours or not didn’t matter.  I thanked him for his assistance, all the while aware that he had quite nice eyes.Screenshot-7707Screenshot-7708That coming weekend, I had my first date with Samuel.  The classic dinner and cinema option.  Afterwards, he drove me back to my halls.  Out of politeness, I invited him in for a coffee.Screenshot-7757I didn’t want to go overboard on the flirting, not on our first date, so, I lent into him and confessed that I had really enjoyed our evening together.  Screenshot-7763‘I hope we can meet up again soon,’ I added, my heart was racing as I moved back, still resting a hand on his hip as I tried to gauge his reaction.Screenshot-7767It was something I didn’t have to worry about for too long.

‘Really?  Are you serious?’Screenshot-7769‘What?’Screenshot-7770‘I thought you’d be up for it, that’s why I agreed to go out with you tonight.’

My heart stood still before a frown fell across my face.

‘What are you talking about?’

‘Don’t play Miss Innocent,’ he sneered. ‘You’ve made it plenty clear that you want me, from the moment you thrust your naked body against me when you pissed out of your skull.  Christ, do you know how much willpower it took for me not to take advantage that night?’

Seriously, was this guy for real?  Trust me to pick the rotten apple from the tree.

 Screenshot-7768‘Wow, I guess I should be grateful you decided not to rape me, Mr Officer.’ 

Samuel’s face faltered, and for a moment he broke eye contact with me.  I guess the guilt had finally hit him.Screenshot-7773‘Look, I’m sorry, can we start over?’

Straightening my back, I held my head up high before delivering my final words to Samuel.

‘Forget it, you’ve blown your chance, get out.’Screenshot-7762Nathaniel was my shoulder to cry on, and I wished from the very start I had set eyes on him rather than that slimy arsehole of a cop.Screenshot-7735Whether Nathaniel would accept me in that way, I could only hope.Screenshot-7688  

Aero Dynamic (Part 2)

Aero Dynamic (Part 2)

Knuckling down proved to be quite a challenge.  Some subject matters were more difficult to grasp than others.Screenshot-7558Musical theory was one of these topics.Screenshot-7561It was also slightly off putting having your girlfriend sat besides you snoring away.Screenshot-7563To keep my brain ticking over between classesI used the handyman skills I had picked up from my youngest brother, Hershey, to start up a little laptop repair company to make a bit of cash; you’d be surprised with how many students end up with broken laptops.Screenshot-7529Of course, I couldn’t rule out having a bit of genuine fun once in a while.  After passing my mid-term exams, I threw a masquerade party to celebrate.Screenshot-7592And partly as an excuse to show off my guitar skills.Screenshot-7580I also made sure to spend quality time with Adrianne since I’d been a bit of a rubbish boyfriend in the past.   Beer pong was one of our favourite activities whenever we wanted to unwind.Screenshot-7686I enjoyed it, purely because I usually won nine times out of ten.Screenshot-7685This annoyed Adrianne greatly.Screenshot-7684Obviously there were less competitive activities Adrianne and I enjoyed participating in whenever we had a moment alone, particularly in the hot tub.Screenshot-7698Screenshot-7697Like most people, I also needed my alone time every now and again.  Again, the hot tub was a perfect place to get away from everyone and relax.Screenshot-7703A few months of studying, socializing and romancing later, the final results were in.  My hands were shaking as I unfolded the sheet of paper that would determine my fate.  I was convinced I had only scraped a 3rd class degree at best.Screenshot-7781However, when my eyes scanned across the words, my heart skipped a beat.  Somehow I had snagged myself an upper 2nd class degree (Aka. a 2:1).Screenshot-7782Naturally Adrianne had done well too, although, annoyingly, she was only a few marks of obtaining a 1st class degree.Screenshot-7795Our graduation ended up being held on one of the snowiest days of the year, and although I was too stoked to care about frost bite.Screenshot-7810I was so proud to receive my diploma, as was Adrianne.Screenshot-7817Screenshot-7816We celebrated in style, savoring the limited time we had left at University before we had to head home and find proper jobs.Screenshot-7676To be honest though, I didn’t mind the prospect of growing up and getting old.  With Adrianne and my crazy family around, I knew I could still have fun along the way.    

Aero Dynamic (Part 1)

Aero Dynamic (Part 1)

Honestly, I never expected University to change me.  I’d heard the stories of my ancestors, how each one had learnt a life lesson whilst studying for their various degrees, but I couldn’t understand how a person could change so much in just the space of a few years.

Therefore, I was determined to stay on the straight and narrow, keep studying hard and practicing playing with my instruments (no pun intended).Screenshot-7307I was fortunate to have my girlfriend, Adrianne, as my room mate as well, studying for the exact same degree.  My parents warned me to not let her be a distraction, which, as you can see was a difficult feat.Screenshot-7333Ironically, in the end, the true distraction came from a different source completely.    I met Skip Taylor at the Fresher’s fair, by the “Xtreme Sports” stand.  As friends, we hit it off straight away.Screenshot-7277I had never really saw myself as a jock.  Sure, I had a relatively sporty mum, and my dad was certainly no couch potato, but I had grown up to possess quite the rebellious streak.  Maybe that’s why I caved into the partying lifestyle so easily.Screenshot-7289Screenshot-7281Rushing back home in the early hours of the mornings, head buzzing, soon became a regular occurrence.Screenshot-7285Like a good girl, Adrianne was always curled up in bed fast asleep, piles of books usually stacked next to her on the floor, her alarm ready to go off in a couple of hours time.     Screenshot-7295Still, this never discouraged me from doing the exact same thing the following night.Screenshot-7366Screenshot-7365Nothing could beat downing beer by the warmth of a bonfire, surrounded by fun people.  Or so I thought at the time.Screenshot-7369Finally, the late nights and excessive drinking took its toll.  Completely failing one of my core modules should have been my wake up call, but still even then I refused to see any sense.  Screenshot-7371Even when Adrianne voiced her concerns about me, I took it as a personal attack rather than her attempt to help me out. Screenshot-7377‘Aero, look, I know how much you hate relying on others, but I’m always here for you if you need someone to talk to.’

Her arms outstretched, she stepped forwards to hug me.Screenshot-7375  

Angrily, I raised my hands and cringed away from her advances, refusing to let her touch me after insulting my friends and my party lifestyle.Screenshot-7374‘Why won’t you let me comfort you?’ Adrianne asked, her voice close to breaking, ‘Are your pride and reputation really worth so much that you’d push away your own girlfriend, throw away your degree?’Screenshot-7376Her words hit home, but it wasn’t until receiving my end of term results a few weeks later that I finally saw the extent of the damage I had brought on myself.Screenshot-7382I had vowed to not change, and by doing so I had transformed into an utter idiot. And what for?  To impress a few people who I barley knew, who didn’t care for me in the same way my family and Adrianne did.  Damn, did I feel foolish.Screenshot-7385Following on from that moment, I knew it was time to pick my guitar back up and continue learning.  Partying could wait.Screenshot-7282

Voting Time – Generation 7

Voting Time – Generation 7

Time to vote for your favourite 🙂  As noted in the last post, this poll will remain up until Aero’s and Bounty’s university chapters have all been posted up (likely to take a week or two), which means the winner will be announced just before Christmas!  How exciting 😉  Happy voting!

Aero Bailey Voting Pic

Aero

1) I’m the first Bailey to have the balls to get a few a tattoos; the sign of a real Rock legend.

2) My girlfriend, Adrianne Carpenter’s, lifetime wish is to become a singer.  No doubt the next generation will be full of musical awesomeness.

3) You know it’s only right for me, as the oldest child, to front generation 7.

Bounty Bailey Voting Pic

Bounty

1) I’ll admit that I have a bit of an interesting face.  This could be a good thing when my genetics finally merge with a man.

2) My comic book and graphic novel career will be epic. I may even dabble with a bit of yaoi, who knows? 😉

3) I’m the only girl in this generation, cut me some slack!

Twix Bailey Voting Pic

Twix

1) I’m the first and only blonde Bailey in the legacy.

2) I love getting my hands dirty… in the garden, obviously.

3) I have a pet chipmunk named Alvin.

Hershey Bailey Voting Pic

Hershey

1) I have that mad inventor appeal.

2) The next generation will be filled with explosions and stuff if you pick me.

3) I’m up all night to get lucky.

Chapter 6.12

Chapter 6.12 Tattooed Zombies

Bounty decided to started developing her own online comic.  The story followed a mute man, convicted of murder, called Leigh who was sworn to protect a young orphaned girl called Satsuma during a zombie apocalypse.  She decided to name it “The Talking Dead”.Screenshot-7146The comic was a great hit, and before long Bounty was raking in the royalities, and there was even talks of a TV show and a computer game spin-off.Screenshot-7168Twix and Hershey, surprised by Bounty’s sudden success, started to knuckle down more than ever with their studying, determined to show their mother that were as equally as ambitious in hope they would be selected to carry on the blood-line.Screenshot-7148Tremayne was very amused by this as he knew Cointreau was actually powerless to decide which of her brood would front the next generation.Screenshot-7147Bounty was not too fussed about being chosen to pop out babies in name of the Bailey legacy.  More than anything she wanted to win over her mother’s affections.Screenshot-7182She hoped that by explaining the scale of her recent success, her mum would be proud.

‘I’ve sold more issues of The Talking Dead Volume one than Kickass one and two combined,’ Bounty bragged between mouthfuls of muffin.Screenshot-7187Screenshot-7188‘I knew I should have drowned you whilst I had the chance,’ Cointreau said, referring back to the times she had washed Bounty in the sink as a baby.  Needless to say, after this Bounty gave up trying to impress her mum.Screenshot-7186Elsewhere, Aero was focusing more on developing his “rock ‘n’ roll” image before he went off to University.  The first step of establishing this was by getting a few meaningless tattoos which he would regret later on in life.Screenshot-7189‘Please make me look like a rock God!’Screenshot-7195Screenshot-7193‘Don’t worry, I’ll make you look pretty,’ the tattoo lady promised, a warm glow in her trustworthy yellow-orange tinted eyes. Screenshot-7194Naturally, Aero was a little bit nervous, particularly upon noticing that his tattooist had turned invisible somehow.Screenshot-7196Considering this obvious handicap, she did a great job at inking him up.  The llama tattoo on his arm was most certainly his favourite.Screenshot-7200Being a secret fan of Twilight, he also asked for a werewolf tattoo.  This was placed on his back so he would not have to look at it everyday and feel embarrassed for his secret crush on Taylor Lautner.Screenshot-7201Fortunately for him, Adrianne found his inkings uber sexy. Screenshot-7241Screenshot-7242‘I’m so fricking lucky!Screenshot-7244Unsurprisingly, that night, Hershey was too traumatized to sleep thanks to the paper thin walls between his and Aero’s bedroom.

‘Please make the creaking stop.’Screenshot-7178Now, things are going to be a bit different during the transition into Generation 7.  First of all, the voting poll is going to be posted up before the usual University bonus chapters are posted up.  This is really only because there is quite an age gap between Aero and Hershey, so Aero will be pretty much an adult by the time Hershey has turned into a young adult, which is a bit rubbish for Aero if he gets chosen to front the next generation.

The voting poll will remain up for a week or two, during this time Aero’s and Bounty’s University chapters will be posted up.  After that, regardless of who the winner is, Twix’s and Hershey’s University chapters will be posted up.  Then, the Generation 7 chapters will follow.  Hopefully that all makes sense, and if not, well, you should understand as everything proceeds.

The poll will be up shortly.  Please stay tuned you wonderful people! x x x

Chapter 6.11

Chapter 6.11 Poor Pencil

It was not long before Cointreau and Jeffery started to get wrinkles and all that jazz.  Still, Cointreau had ways to keep the passion going between them.

‘Honey, I’m not working today…’ Jeffery muttered, adverting eye contact with his wife.

‘I don’t care.  Put it on or I’ll poison one of our children.’Screenshot-7042Cointreau sure did know how to blackmail her husband into wearing his medical career uniform, purely for her own pleasure.  This was pretty much an everyday occurrence, much to the dismay of everyone else in the family.Screenshot-7044Twix masked out his parents’ strange fetishes by focusing on the things he loved the most, which included making potions and, more recently, camp night-time gardening.Screenshot-7116Screenshot-7158Screenshot-7159Since he was the only genius child (at this point of the legacy), his other siblings often turned to him for advice.

‘So, I’ve got a bit of a pain in my thigh, and I can’t find my pencil… Any thoughts?’Screenshot-7220Screenshot-7218‘Twix, I think she has…’Screenshot-7021 ‘Err, can’t say I can see anything wrong.  Looks fine to me.’Screenshot-7215Soon enough, it was Aero’s birthday and he was about to celebrate his glorious transition into young adult-hood; one stage closer to death effectively.Screenshot-7057‘Perhaps I’ll gain a useful trait,’ Aero thought.Screenshot-7051Unfortunately, this was not the case.Aero Good TraitScreenshot-7086A few days later, the family threw a pool party for Hershey’s birthday.  Here are two unnecessary half-naked shots of Aero and Twix relaxing on pool floats.Screenshot-7089Screenshot-7092All in all this was a grand day since there was cake involved.Screenshot-7108And Hershey was obviously excited about becoming a teenager since he would be allowed to tamper with more dangerous stuff on his workbench.Screenshot-7109Despite receiving bushy eyebrows, Hershey did not look too shabby, although due to constantly peering at his reflection in the scrap metal he had collected over the years, he grew up to become a bit of a snob.Screenshot-7118Sadly, Hershey’s thirteenth birthday was not a great experience for Yorkie.  Somehow, a larger dog had gatecrashed the party and decided to steal Yorkie’s stuff.Screenshot-7097Yorkie would have done something about it, but as the dog was more than double his size he decided it would be best not to try and be a hero.  That, and he was certain the other dog had drunk one too many vodkas.Screenshot-7098The months continued to fly by, and soon enough it was time for Aero to graduate from sixth form college.Screenshot-7122He decided to drive his siblings to the town hall for his graduation ceremony.  Cointreau and Jefferey insisted they would make they own way there purely based on the fact that Aero did not have an actual driver’s licence.  Screenshot-7126Bounty was secretly a little bit jealous of her brother’s mortar board hat and hoped that the one she would wear on her graduation would look just as good on her.Screenshot-7129By around nightfall, Aero finally managed to leave the graduation hall with his diploma despite he was hungry, exhausted and desperate for the toilet.Screenshot-7137The following morning he started the fairly simple University entrance procedure, where upon he was informed he would have to increase his skills to gain the maximum amount of free credits for his chosen degree.Screenshot-7164Poor Admiral the gnome was devastated about the prospect of the first of the children heading off to University because he knew this would mean Aero would get a taste for alcohol, thus jeopardizing Admiral’s steadily growing wine collection.  This was a very sad time for him indeed.Screenshot-7154  

Chapter 6.10

Chapter 6.10 We love cake

Somehow, despite getting older, Cointreau and Jeffery were still very much in love.Screenshot-6933His doctor’s outfit was partly to thank for this.Screenshot-6935Their children were also growing up well.  Twix had inherited his mum’s smarts and enjoyed studying muchly.Screenshot-6958He also started to dabble with the chemistry set, which had been passed down in the family since Generation 2.Screenshot-6957The little prodigy was also a dab hand at chess, quite often playing against sad, lonely men online who still lived in their mother’s basements and / or attics.Screenshot-6943At some point, Hershey had grown up into a not too shabby looking child.  He was definitely more adorable as a toddler, however.  Like all the other children, he had inherited the trademark Mika honker.Screenshot-6936Being eccentric, he quickly hi-jacked the workbench that his Great-Aunt Amaretto had once used, and started to create random inventions, most of which turned out to be boring lumps of metal with no real purpose.Screenshot-6930During breakfast time, Aero and Bounty started to chat about who would be picked to front Generation 7 since the main chapters for this generation were drawing to an end.Screenshot-6960Bounty was hopeful that she would be chosen to front the next generation since she was the only girl of the current generation.  How her logic even worked, no one knew.Screenshot-6962‘You’ll pick me, right?’ Bounty asked one day, when her siblings were in the other room singing karaoke.Screenshot-6941Cointreau came back with her response instantly.

‘With a mug like that, you’d be so lucky.  I don’t understand how your father and I managed to produce your face with our genetics.’ Screenshot-6940Naturally, this severely crippled Bounty’s self-esteem.Screenshot-6944Sometime later, Cointreau decided to prove she still possessed her friendly trait by throwing a swanky party for Twix’s transition into teenhood.  Obviously, this was just another excuse to stuff her face with cake.  Lots of cake.Screenshot-6969‘Are you just going to stand there?’ Aero asked his brother, impatient for his slice of cake.Screenshot-6976‘I’d suggest you better get off your arse and start cheering if you want your bloody cake.’ Twix said, and quite rightly so.Screenshot-6973‘Err, yeah! Woo! Happy birthday, Twix!’Screenshot-6980Much to their surprise, Twix turned into quite a dishy young man.  This, no doubt, would help him win votes to become heir of the next generation.Screenshot-7026Cointreau did not approve of this, primarily because Twix was blonde, and she did not want her ascendants to possess the same hair colour as him, for some reason, she was worried no-one would take the Bailey family name seriously anymore if they possessed inferior genetics.Screenshot-6919Ricky suggested Cointreau should just change her name to Hitler and get things over and done with.Screenshot-7078Dictator references aside, this chapter will end on a picture of Yorkie playing with what appears to be a hotdog (that or Cointreau should really keep her “secret” bedroom drawer locked shut).Screenshot-7025

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