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Amaretto on Ice (Part 3)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 3)

I wondered for quite some time how I could get Jameson and Mika back together.  Clearly he was a mess without her, and I had heard she’d been regretting her decision ever since seeing him pictured on Facebook snuggling up with other girls.Screenshot-2983Of course I had spoken to Malibu, but since she firmly believed that Mika didn’t deserve a guy like Jameson, she didn’t support my idea of getting them back together.Screenshot-2978Not like I let that stop me.  I even discussed potential plans with, Dan, one of our housemates.  Between us we eventually came up with an ingenious idea; or at least we thought it was.Screenshot-2986A few days later, I headed out to the main quad on the University campus shortly before the sun was due to set, ready to put the wheels in motion.Screenshot-2609I didn’t have to wait long before I heard the sound of approaching footsteps, which belonged to Steve, one of Jameson’s closest friends.

‘Finally giving into my charms and good looks?’ Steve asked, waggling his eyebrows.  I prayed he was joking.  Screenshot-2608‘Shut it, Brackney,’ I sighed, staring him straight in the eye.  ‘I need your help with something.’

Immediately his eyes lit up, and I quickly scolded him for having his mind in the gutter.

‘I have a plan to get Jameson back with Mika,’ I revealed.Screenshot-2610The idea was simple, yet effective.  Steve would text Mika, inviting her out to a awesome party being thrown at the town’s hottest nightclub.  Then, he would call up Jameson and tell him the same thing, enticing him with the scenario that Mika would be there.  Of course, the awesome party would not exist, so if all went according to plan, they would be the only two from their circle of friends to be there and bump into each other and would consequently fall back in love.Screenshot-2864Steve was a bit skeptical of the idea, but I convinced him it would work.  And so, now that everything was set, I headed off  on another journey to meet Cade at the comic book store.Screenshot-3046That night, as the rain poured down, Cade and I sat outside our favourite burger bar like crazy (and perhaps slightly drunk) people, discussing what our plans were for the future.  We still had a fair amount of time at University left, yet we both were aware it would go by quickly.  Time had a funny way of doing that. Screenshot-2996Noticing my somber expression, Cade lent over and quickly perked me up as she whispered a perverted suggestion into my ear.  Screenshot-2997Soon enough, I forgot all about time and embraced the moment where we would naturally be together forever, and I would be content that my siblings would be satisfied with the ones they loved.Screenshot-3011

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True, Jameson (Part 3)

True, Jameson (Part 3)

As soon as the snow had cleared, I was practicing my acrobatic moves as often as I could.  I had several gigs planned, even a couple scheduled in back at Sunlit Tides, so I was determined to keep my skills up scratch in hope I would start making a name for myself.Screenshot-2878I even set up my own blog to promote myself, with the help of Amaretto.   Of course, I  couldn’t resist taking and posting up a few cheeky self-portraits.Screenshot-2991Despite throwing myself into all these distractions, I couldn’t help but think about Mika.  I still wasn’t sure what was happening between us.  We were talking and stuff, but I knew I couldn’t go on pretending that I still didn’t have feelings for her.Screenshot-2882A few days later, I received a call from Steve inviting me to a get together at the town’s hottest nightclub.   I knew what that meant; more pulling girls and comparing them to Mika, that’s why I told Steve that I wasn’t in the mood to go party.

‘Dude, Mika is coming too!’ Steve revealed.Screenshot-2830Well, that changed everything.  Excitement raced through as I ran full pelt, cutting across the University campus so I could reach my destination quicker.Screenshot-2839As my feet hammered against the paving stones, I spied a very familiar girl walking towards me with an inquisitive look on her face.Screenshot-2841I only realised it was Malibu when we were barely feet apart.  Shouting a quick greeting, I had no plans to stop until Malibu demanded to know where I was heading to.  Screenshot-2845Pausing quickly, I gave her the simple answer before I continued on my way to the awaiting dance floor, and of course my darling Mika.Screenshot-2843Stepping into the venue, disappointment instantly set in my stomach when I was greeted to a near enough empty room, besides a couple of cougars (who I instantly avoided making contact with).  With a pout, I basked in my sorrow for a few moments before I shuffled off to the bar, plotting revenge on Steve for his obvious prank.Screenshot-2856Cocktail in hand, I wondered if I was fated to live a loveless existence, or at least end up marrying some boring lass I had nothing in common with and have semi-decent looking children.  The latter didn’t seem too bad.Screenshot-2862‘Delicious!’ A gentle voice chirped above the music.  Spinning around, my heart jumped a beat.  There stood Mika with the exact same cocktail clasped in her hand with her lips curled up into a content smile. Screenshot-2860‘That sneaky bastard,’ my thoughts chuckled, realising that this must have been Steve’s intention all along to get me all alone with Mika.

‘What’s delicious; me or the drink?’ I tried my best to joke, although I’m sure Mika only giggled out of politeness.  Screenshot-2865We stayed at the bar for quite some time, drinking and discussing memories of when we had first started dating and how awesome things had been.  Our conversation growing more risque between every drink we consumed.

‘I miss being with you,’ Mika eventually confessed, arms wrapping around my shoulders.  Placing my hands on her waist, I lent forwards to catch her lips with my own.Screenshot-2863I’d never rushed home so quickly in my life.  Moments after flying through my bedroom door we were on the bed, springs creaking and headboard shaking.  My heart was still racing even afterwards when we were cuddled up together, wondering why we had even split up in the first place. Screenshot-2954Even when Mika got up to use the bathroom, I was unable to prevent myself from grinning.Screenshot-2963And, that morning, before Mika has awoken, I couldn’t resist doing a little celebratory dance in the fitness room.Screenshot-3029Screenshot-3030After that I vowed never to look back and to do all I could to keep Mika happy and by my side.

Malibu’s Muse (Part 3)

Malibu’s Muse (Part 3)

As the months rolled by, I became more and more involved with voicing my views on racism and equality.  I even reached the stage where I would go from dorm to dorm with my megaphone, giving  inspirational speeches which I hoped even Martin Luther King Jr. would approve of. Screenshot-2821Spray painting in public places had also become part of my weekly habits.Screenshot-2833One day in particular I worked on the same mural until the sun had started to set, and most students were retreating back to their usual hangout zones.Screenshot-2835Gazing down at my handiwork, I realised that the fat bullet shaped head I had graffitied bared an uncanny resemblance to certain simbot I had grown up with.  A certain simbot who had often gone unheard over the past couple of hundred years.Screenshot-2836On my walk back to my accommodation, as I contemplated about the ways I could make Tremayne feel more included in our family, I was soon enough distracted by a tall and muscular figure running towards me.Screenshot-2840As I squinted harder, I realised the athletic guy was Jameson.Screenshot-2842For a moment I panicked, wondering if something awful had happened to Amaretto or Aaron, however, Jameson just directed a quick “hey, sis” in my direction as he zoomed on past me.Screenshot-2846‘Where are you off too?’ I asked in a firm tone, my over-protective nature taking hold.Screenshot-2845Jameson instantly stopped running and spun around to face me.

‘A party, apparently,’ Jameson announced, before he grinned and continued his journey, shouting out a hearty, ‘See ya later,’ as he disappeared off into the distance.Screenshot-2844Since Jameson was often rushing about to parties all over town, I thought nothing more about our brief encounter for the rest of the evening, until Aaron invited himself into my room  just after the clock had turned midnight.Screenshot-2964I briefly left him to get comfy on my bed as I quickly went off to brush my teeth.  As I had just left the bathroom and was crossing the hallway back to my room, Jameon’s bedroom door creaked open and out stepped Mika Moore, dressed in nothing but a flimsy nightgown, with a surprised expression on her face.

‘Err, yeah, this may look a little weird, but err..’ she stammered, clearly unsure on how to explain the situation, despite it was pretty obvious.Screenshot-2971‘Thing is, we’ve decided to give things another go… so…’ Mika continued.Screenshot-2970Standing there, feeling amused, I was close to grabbing her by the scruff of the neck and forcing her back into Jameson’s room.

‘It’s fine, Mika,’ I said, trying my hardest to keep a serious expression on my face, ‘I have no issues with you dating my brother, again.’Screenshot-2972‘Thank you,’ Mika said, bowing down to show her gratitude; for what exactly I wasn’t sure,  I just hoped she was aware that if she did ever break my baby brother’s heart again that I would not hesitate to make her life a living hell.Screenshot-2973Back in my bedroom, I told Aaron that Jameson had got back together with Mika, perhaps brimming with more excitement than I should have been.  The happiness of my siblings were what mattered the most to me though.Screenshot-2959‘I’m glad they worked things out,’ Aaron admitted, resting both hands on his toned stomach, ‘they’re a great match.’Screenshot-2955‘Just like us,’ he added, with a cheeky glint in his eyes.Screenshot-2958Knowing he was right, I couldn’t help but smile.Screenshot-2956

Result Time – Generation 5

Result Time – Generation 5

So, the results are in and I can gladly announce that Jameson Bailey will be fronting Generation 5!

Gen 5 Heir Results

Jameson Bailey Vote Picture

Thanks to those that voted.  Three more bonus chapters are to follow- the first of which will be posted up tomorrow (2nd May)- and then the next generation will finally begin.  Hoorah!

Voting Time – Generation 5

Voting Time – Generation 5 

Hello there folks!  Finally it’s voting time.  Just to refresh your memories, please see below for the candidates, who were asked to give three reasons why they should be chosen to be the ruler of the 5th generation.  If you don’t need persuading, please just scroll to the bottom of the page to cast your vote.  The poll will close on the 1st May 2013, so make sure you have your say 🙂

Murphy Bailey Vote PictureMurphy

1) I’m the oldest, therefore it’s only logical that I am chosen to be the heir.

2)I’m not a triplet.

3) This is my natural hair colour.Malibu Bailey Vote PictureMalibu 

1)I’m destined to have very sexy tanned babies with Aaron Matthews.

2) The house will be likely to be filled with lots of cats.

3)I’ll actually have the time to look after my family since my lifetime wish does not involve me needing a job or being stuck to the treadmill every day.Jameson Bailey Vote PictureJameson

1)Picking me will be a big middle finger salute to my parents, particularly my mum.

2)I’m easy to the eye.

3)There has not been a male heir since Generation 2, so choosing me or Murphy would change that (although, since I pointed that out and Murphy didn’t, you should vote for me).

Amaretto Bailey Vote PictureAmaretto 

1) I’m the first lesbian in the Bailey legacy.  Makes a refreshing change from the man on man implications that have been thrown around since generation 1, doesn’t it?

2)I’m a real geeky gamer girl, not the sort who pretend to play games to get the attention of boys (see point 1 for explanation).

3)Since my lifetime wish is to have five children, I can not fail it… Unless I died I guess…

(Poll is now closed – please see next post for le results!)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 2)

Amaretto on Ice (Part 2)

It’s funny how some things turn out in the end.  For some reason, since my embarrassing drunken incident after Jameson’s party, Cade and I started to spend more time together.  Apparently she was the one who had helped me to bed that night, and had even delivered me breakfast in bed when I had finally woken up.  It was a relief to know that she hadn’t been freaked out by my revelation, but I still felt unnerved not knowing how she felt about it, given that we had not spoken about it since.Screenshot-2663One snowy day, when we were meeting up for lunch between classes, I decided it was time to test the waters.  Screenshot-2759 Leaning across I whispered in her ear that something crazy was about to happen.Screenshot-2757Then, before she could respond, I lent in and kissed her.  Much to my surprise, and delight, she didn’t resist or show any signs of unease.  After that, she slid her hand into mine and we headed off to the burger bar to grab some munch.Screenshot-2763 I returned home that evening with a grin on my face.  Cade went off to have a shower, so I decided to play a bit of online multiplayer Call of Duty, in hope to wind up some thirteen year olds.Screenshot-2737As I headed into the living area downstairs, shocked when I saw Jameson flirting with some big busted girl.  It hadn’t been too long since he had split up with Mika, but I’d assumed they would end up getting back together.Screenshot-2729A frown fell across my brow as the girl purred to my brother not to be shy, before mashing their faced together.  I quickly marched out the room, not particularly wanting to watch the events which were likely to unfold.Screenshot-2731The following evening, when Jameson joined me at the dinner table, I chose not to greet him, and as planned he instantly asked me what the matter was.Screenshot-2374‘Have fun with Tits McGee last night?’ I asked, without looking up from my plate.  It wasn’t as if I had to gauge his reaction.Screenshot-2376‘Tits McGee…?’ Jameson asked, momentarily puzzle by the “affectionate” (and arguably clever) nickname I had used.  ‘Wait, you mean Chloe?’

‘I saw you with her downstairs; you weren’t exactly being subtle,’ I revealed, tapping my fork against my plate.  Jameson shifted in his seat and rested his arms against the table.

‘It wasn’t what it looked like…’ He protested.  I arched an eyebrow. ‘Well ok, it was, but…’Screenshot-2377‘You’ve only just split up with Mika,’ I reminded.

‘Yeah, and I’m hurting!’ Jameson said, voice strained.

‘So that’s an excuse to start screwing around with random girls?’ I snapped, perhaps a little too sternly.  It couldn’t be helped though.  He’d been so smitten over Mika, to the point where he couldn’t stop talking to me about how awesome she was.Screenshot-2378Jameson raised his eyebrows as he glared over at me.

‘What I do is none of your business.  I’ll sleep with who I want, when I want,’ he said darkly, glaring at me as if I had implied he impotent.  Screenshot-2375‘I’ll leave you to it then.’ I sighed, pushing back my chair as Jameson turned his attention back to his mac and cheese, still fuming away like a toddler.Screenshot-2380Marching into the kitchen, I threw my plate into the dishwasher then hurried upstairs to my room.  Slumping down onto the mattress, I tried to brush all my thoughts aside as I threw the duvet over my body. Screenshot-2923I should have been ecstatic that I was finally with the girl of my dreams, but all I could keep thinking about was Jameson, terrified he was going to end up getting the reputation of a man slut or, even worse, would end up catching some sort of grotesque STD.

A few hours later, I eventually drifted off to sleep; however, I knew I had to do something with that boy before things grew out of hand. Screenshot-3025And so the next day I commenced my plan to get Jameson back together with Mika.Screenshot-2789

Chapter 4.12

Chapter 4.12- Who to pick?

One delightful autumn morning, the Bailey teens were all sat around the breakfast table munching away on some delicious pancakes Murphy had prepared.Screenshot-1810‘I can’t help but notice that Mum or Dad haven’t picked one of us to take over the Bailey legacy,’ Amaretto said, tapping her fingers against the palm of her hand, ‘and it isn’t long until Murphy turns eighteen.’Screenshot-1808‘They’ll make a decision soon enough,’ Jameson reassured, concentrating to balance his plate on his hand despite his body was shaking from alcohol withdrawal, ‘that or they’ll decide to get someone else to decide.’Screenshot-1809‘Obviously it’s a choice between Malibu and I,’ Amaretto responded, turning to her sister.  ‘Women just make better inheritors.’Screenshot-1806‘I beg to differ,’ Murphy cut into the conversation.  ‘I hear that our Great-Grandfather Fudge was the most awesome man in existence   Most Bailey men are in fact.  Even Uncle Cookie has his own art gallery set up.’Screenshot-1812‘Whatever, I have a cat,’ Malibu said, after getting up from her chair with Mew tucked under her arm, as the other teenagers followed suit, ‘so if I don’t become heiress, I’ll just become an evil genius instead and live in that volcano lair on the island.’Screenshot-1815Now, since Jameson knew his Mum was the ultimate decision maker and that she did not really like him, he decided to try to warm her heart by taking an interest in his health and fitness.  Turned out that Jameson was a natural athlete, so exercise came easy to him.  Screenshot-1785‘Don’t think that working out with me is going to get you any brownie points, kid.  You’ll never make a worthy heir, and even if you were, I wouldn’t pick you,’ Coco announced, voice all high and mighty, despite she did not even have the “snob” trait.Screenshot-1786Bitch, please, it doesn’t matter who you pick to be heir.  In ten years time you’ll be old and forgotten about.  You’ll have saggy tits, so no one will want you, not even Dad.’ Screenshot-1787Coco pretended that Jameson’s comments did not get to her, however, the following weekend she decided to throw a costume party.  This was partly because it was Halloween, but mostly because she was now slightly paranoid about being portrayed as a boring old bag of wrinkles.Screenshot-1780Murphy decided to recycle the costume he used one Halloween as a child, only now it made him look somewhat smexy and not a Johnny Depp rip-off / potential lawsuit.Screenshot-1821Malibu decided to do something different and dressed up as a scuba-diver, somehow managing to pull it off pretty well.Screenshot-1822Amaretto opted for a cowgirl outfit since it was usually a safe bet.Screenshot-1820And Jameson dressed up as a hot-dog, as you do.Screenshot-1819The guests soon arrived, and instantly Jameson was drawn to a rather tanned looking individual called Nina.Screenshot-1828Jameson quickly decided that this girl would become his girlfriend.Screenshot-1830And so Jameson proceeded to woo her with funny cat videos.  Yes, really.   Screenshot-1826Malibu and Amaretto were not particularly impressed by the male talent (such as the man below), so they kept their knickers firmly on that night.  Screenshot-1824Murphy, who ditched his costume because Mew the cat threw up all over him after eating a piece of chocolate, was pleasantly surprised when he went to answer the door to one particular trick-or-treater. Screenshot-1833She was a couple of years younger than him and had wide innocent Bambi eyes which literally just gave Murphy the instant horn.  Screenshot-1836Screenshot-1835Well now, a pretty girl like you deserves a treat,’ Murphy smoothly said, dropping a few packets of Haribo into her basket (oi oi).Screenshot-1837He then promptly invited her to attend his 18th birthday party, which was to be held in a few months time at the venue the Bailey family were renowned for booking their parties.Screenshot-1839Sadly, Murphy’s crush turned out to be a bit of an evil bitch and completely ignored him on the day of his party and ended up getting off with a random fat bloke.Screenshot-1863Murphy ended up spending most the night with an annoying guy who had not even been invited to the party.Screenshot-1850The main thing was that Jameson enjoyed himself, so naturally nothing else mattered.Screenshot-1852Well, that’s the end of Generation 4!  For the first time in this legacy, the choice of the next generation heir/heiress is completely yours.  There will be a few bonus chapters of all the candidates going to University during the next week or two, and the poll to vote for who you want to front Generation 5 will be posted up somewhere during this time, so stay tuned.

We end this generation on a picture of Mew the cat, because she is rather awesome and there was not enough screenshots of her in this chapter.Screenshot-1769

Chapter 4.11

Chapter 4.11 – Cats and Alcoholism

To celebrate the triplets transition into teen-hood, Judd and Murphy organised a beach party.  The turnout was not too bad considering Judd had managed to murder half of the island through his negligence during emergency call outs. Screenshot-1578Coco, as always, took an interest in her children and certainly did not spend the entire day reading the same book … Screenshot-1572A few more years slipped by and soon the triplets were budding into mini-adults.  Malibu even developed an orientation trait of the family variety. Screenshot-1630Amaretto inherited her father’s “brave” behaviour she was even capable of using the bathroom after Murphy had been in there to expel food from his system.  Screenshot-1627And Jameson, after years of torment from Coco, gained an immunity to any form of humor, and now took every little bloody thing seriously.Screenshot-1619Anyways, because Coco and Judd thought Malibu was now old and responsible enough, they allowed her to adopt a cat from the local animal shelter.  She picked an adult La Perm whom  she named Mew, short for Mewton Mewingtonworth.Screenshot-1646She was an adorable, playful animal, and Mew enjoyed spending time with her. Screenshot-1692Screenshot-1695As for Amaretto, she was still enthusiastic about inventing things.Screenshot-1677She had always become a bit of DIY expect around the house, fixing all the stuff that Tremayne had not bothered to repair since the start of the third generation.Screenshot-1748Sadly, Jameson had developed a bit of alcohol addiction.  He was often found passed out on the floor before 9pm.Screenshot-1656Judd, being all super fit, did not approve of this. Screenshot-1655It often made him reflect on some of the emergencies he had to handle at work. Screenshot-1657‘Silly woman.  Had to go and get yourself trapped under some rubble, didn’t you?’Screenshot-1737One afternoon, when Jameson returned home from another heavy drinking session, throwing up all over the place, Judd stormed out from the house and marched right up to him.Screenshot-1720‘I will not have an alcoholic son!’ Judd shouted, finally at breaking point from Jameson’s drunken behavior, and the awesome tan he had seemed to have obtained from the recent sunny weather.  ‘It’s so embarrassing, people are laughing at me at the fire-station and everything.’Screenshot-1722‘The hell?  You and mum have never understood me!’ Jameson protested back, his voice a little slurred, before turning away sharply.  ‘Maybe it’ll be better if I just left!’Screenshot-1721‘Yeah, that taught him,’ Judd muttered as he watched Jameson stumble off, luckily not into the path of any oncoming traffic, only towards their nearby drinking hole.Screenshot-1725‘Man, I’m a great parent,’ Judd thought.Screenshot-1724However, Captain Admiral, who was obviously telepathic, did not agree at all.Screenshot-1696

Chapter 4.10

Chapter 4.10 – Oh, so animals don’t bend that way

Still looking to become a better parent, Coco decided it was about time to learn how to cook .  Screenshot-1568After all, the children were not exactly getting a nutritious and well-balanced diet with the crap she usually fed them.Screenshot-1569Screenshot-1551Unfortunately, Coco’s cooking did not go down too well.Screenshot-1487As for Murphy, he was growing up fast and was about to embark on his prom night.  Unfortunately the dapper little dude had no date (goodness knows why!), but still, he planned to have a jolly good time like his Great-Granddad Fudge had (please refer to Chapter 1.5.)Screenshot-1547‘Have a great time, Murphy!  Remember, if you don’t end up  kissing anyone don’t worry, I’m more than triple your age and  haven’t even had my first kiss yet, but look how happy and emotionally stable I am!’Screenshot-1549Screenshot-1550A few days later, Malibu found a lovely stray cat when the family went on an outing to the spring festival.Screenshot-1506Scooping the warm bundle of fluff up into her hand, she showed him off to the rest of the family, including Tremayne.  He screeched in excitement and asked if he could hold her.Screenshot-1507Sadly, Malibu learnt the hard way that Tremayne was not programmed to handle animals.Screenshot-1504What was worse was that the cat was actually not a stray… nor was he very much alive after breaking his neck and spine rather severely.  Screenshot-1505After this little incident, Tremayne paid Amaretto a lot of money for her to build him a module for his innards which would allow him to play and nurture animals without brutally killing them.  Screenshot-1562With his secret money stash from his military job, Tremayne purchased a sweet little pet ratty.  He figured it was best to test the waters with a smaller critter before going for a puppy or something.  Screenshot-1542Screenshot-1541‘You’re my best friend, Lenny,’ Tremayne said, gazing down at his rat’s beady little eyes.  ‘Nothing is ever going to tear us apart.’  Screenshot-1553‘Ever.’Sad Lenny

Chapter 4.9

Chapter 4.9 – But I love you, Kate…

A few years later, Murphy managed to morph into a rather handsome looking teenager.  He even decided to change his hairstyle since he had not changed his style since being a toddler. Screenshot-1412Coco was now a brown belt in whatever martial art it was that she did.Screenshot-1525

It was amazing she had accomplished this, considering how “special” she could be at the best of times.

‘Yum, rain!’Screenshot-1369Judd had turned all badass and, after a few more promotions, decided he had the skills to pull off wearing “bad boy” shades for work.  Screenshot-1370He even mastered the disapproving scowl to go with it.Screenshot-1371However, Judd was quick to learn that sunglasses do not particularly help you put out a fire any faster, so a few buildings and lives were lost sadly.Screenshot-1420The Bailey family also had their first robbery in what felt like decades (aka since the first generation).  Screenshot-1422‘The hell are you?’ Amaretto questioned whilst she made her morning march towards the kitchen.Screenshot-1425‘Clearly not the tooth fairy, am I?’Screenshot-1424Moments later, the door flung open, and in ran the rather belated policewoman, considering the alarms had been going off for over two hours.Screenshot-1426‘God damn it, Kate, stop running off like that!  I love you!’Screenshot-1428‘I’m sorry, Rachel,’ Kate sobbed, turning her back on Rachel, guilty expression washed across her face.  ‘You know that I’m terrible when it comes to romance and relationships.  I just wish…’Screenshot-1430‘Not interested.  Take your dramas and get the hell out of our legacy!’ Malibu interrupted the attempted side-story.Screenshot-1431‘I has a new favourite child!’ Tremayne thought, doing his best to smile without looking too creepy.   Screenshot-1434After that Tremayne decided to start following Malibu everywhere.  All well and good, until she finally noticed he was stalking her just as she was about to use the toilet.Screenshot-1443‘Get the hell out.’Screenshot-1444Screenshot-1441Meanwhile, Coco was looking to address her issues and started to read a book called ‘How to be an Awesome Parent’, which had actually been written by Ricky Bailey many moons ago.Screenshot-1356‘You’re a terrible mother, that book is not going to help you become any better,’ Irish ever so kindly informed her daughter as she floated by her in spirit form, holding a delicious looking snow cone.Screenshot-1357This chapter will end with a picture of Jameson looking solemn and alone, because this is how he feels due to Coco’s bad parenting ability.  Thanks for that, Coco.Screenshot-1447

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