A Bailey Legacy

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Chapter 2.8

Chapter 2.8 – No hard feelings?

Irish Bailey was relieved when it was finally time to graduate from culinary school. She was more than eager to start working to become one of the greatest chefs ever, and to play with fire in the safety of her own house.  Screenshot-402Unfortunately, her eagerness got the better of her and the rest of the family were not best pleased to find the graduation hall on fire by the time they arrived to congratulate Irish.  Screenshot-403Irish managed to avoid going to jail by baking a delicious fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for the judge and jury.  Instead, she was given a slap on the wrist and a lecture about why fire is dangerous and bad.Screenshot-447A few months later, Minty proposed to Federico after they had attended a Twilight film-fest at their local cinema.       Screenshot-396Federico did indeed “sqwee” like a fangirl (both at the proposal, and during the films).Screenshot-397Soon they were wedded and moved out of the Bailey household to start their own family and all that stuff.  Yes, family.  She was pregnant in this picture, not fat.Screenshot-432Being weighed down with the responsibility of carrying on the Bailey legacy, Irish decided that it was time to tackle her own demons, so she stole a questionable looking orange potion from Fudge’s chemistry creations collection.

‘So, if you drink this potion it’ll make anything you touch turn into fire,’ Irish lied as she handed it over to Crissy, her imaginary friend based of her childhood doll, who often encouraged her pyromaniac tendencies. Screenshot-443‘Sweet, I could burn me some kittens’ Crissy replied, before she gulped it down.

There was a puff of smoke and sparkles, Crissy spluttered and choked as the acidic liquid began to burn her insides.  Irish grinned wickedly… until, before her very eyes, Crissy started to morph into a human being, with real skin and everything.  Screenshot-444Irish’s jaw was still wide open even after the transformation had finished and Crissy was admiring her new body.  Once she had finished squeezing her new breasts, Crissy stared up at Irish wide-eyed and with a creepy puppet-like smile on her pudding shaped face.

‘I guess you weren’t expecting this happen?’ Crissy spoke in a low, eerie tone.

Slowly, Irish shook her head.

‘You were hoping the potion was going to kill me, weren’t you?’ Crissy’s voice remained the same as did her terrifying  facial expression.

Irish slowly nodded her head as an expression of unease appeared across her face.

‘No hard feelings though, right?’ Irish laughed, a very awkward laugh.Screenshot-445Crissy continued to stare at Irish, her eyes boring into Irish’s very soul.

‘Bitch, I’m going to murder you in your sleep.’Screenshot-446‘Shit,’ said Irish.

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Chapter 2.7

Chapter 2.7 – To be honest, Jacob is better

Minty celebrated her transition into adulthood without fear that Irish would burn the venue down, or her waistcoat.   Screenshot-362It was after Minty had aged that Pippy realised that her and Fudge would need at least one of their daughters to carry on the Bailey Legacy.  Picking which one was not an easy feat.  Sure, Minty was a talented musician, and not an endangerment to their lives when it came to fires… Wait, scrap that, the choice was rather obvious in fact.  Screenshot-372In the end, Fudge and Pippy insisted that the two girls had a sing-off to decide who the next Generation heiress should be.  To most people’s surprise, Irish won.  It turned out that although Minty was great with instruments, her voice sounded somewhat like a cat with a severe throat infection.Screenshot-369Irish was so excited about her victory that she decided to meet her best friend, Stacey, at the local coffee house, to tell him the news.  Screenshot-377As she made her way over to the outdoor tables, she was instantly drawn to a well dressed man who was reading a Twilight book, maybe the first or second book in the series, Irish could not quite tell.  Screenshot-373Irish coughed loudly as an attempt to gain his attention, however, he was too engrossed with Bella’s love life to hear her.Screenshot-374Shrugging her shoulders, Irish took a seat opposite the man, placing her English homework down onto the table just to show him that she was all into literature and stuff.  Screenshot-375‘Excuse me!’ The man exclaimed.  He stood up quickly and rested an arm on his hip and pouted.  Irish could not help but think he looked a little bit like Edward Cullen.  Only a little bit.  Screenshot-376Just as Irish was about to ask the man if he fancied grabbing a coffee with her sometime, Stacey decided to pick the worst time to make his entrance. Screenshot-378‘Hey, Irish, how are you… Whoah, is that Robert Pattinson?’ Stacey cupped his hands over his face, like an excited school girl.

‘My name is Federico!’ The man revealed, throwing his arms out in frustration.  ‘And yes, I like Twilight… In fact, I love it!  Surely you do too, being a teenage girl?’

‘Er, no, not really.  I’m more of a cook book kind of girl.’

‘See, this is my problem!’ Federico sobbed.  ‘No girls like a man who’s a Twihard!’

As Stacey shifted awkwardly on his feet, an idea suddenly came to Irish.

‘My sister, she always plays that song Edward plays on the piano in the Twilight films,’ Irish revealed.  ‘She said she would be lucky to find a man who could put up with her playing  it.   I’ll set you two up!’Screenshot-379And so, Irish introduced Federico to Minty.  Screenshot-383It did not take too long for them to get familiar with one another, and to discuss their favourite Twilight moments.     Screenshot-386Pleased that her sister had found someone to spend the rest of her life with, Irish decided to bag herself a man too.  Screenshot-387So, that very evening, Irish ended up making out with Stacey at their prom night, despite he had clearly not made any effort with his attire.  I mean, three-quarter length combat trousers… come on!Screenshot-388

Chapter 2.6

Chapter 2.6 – A bit of fire never hurt anyone

After Irish had murdered her Scout leader and his family, time whizzed by rather quickly. Before long she was a teenager who enjoyed pointing one of her fingers in an upwards direction.  Her index finger, obviously.Screenshot-335Of course, Irish still quite liked making fires once in a while, much to the dismay of her older sister, Minty.  The number of musical books and clothes which belonged to Minty that Irish burnt over the years was both impressive and worrying.  Screenshot-336Irish also loved birthdays since it meant candles, and candles meant potential fire hazards.   Screenshot-339Just seconds after this photo was taken, Fudge’s waist jacket caught on fire.  Sadly, it did not survive Screenshot-344Taking harsh measures, Pippy did not allow Irish to attend her birthday party a few months later, fearing that her favourite purple lace dress would follow the same fate of Fudge’s waistcoat.  Screenshot-352‘However, Irish still found a way to get inside the venue.  The building was evacuated shortly after this picture was taken.Irish is hereAfter Pippy’s birthday, Irish decided to confide in her best friend, Stacey, who at the time was going through a stage of dating boys (true in-game story people), regarding her pyromaniac tendencies.  Screenshot-348‘Why not join culinary school?’ Stacey suggested. ‘That way you can play around with fire and learn how to create delicious things at the same time for you and other people.  It’s a win-win situation!’Screenshot-349Stacey had a brilliant point.  Irish was a fantastic cook, so it seemed like an ideal path to pick.  To commemorate her decision, Irish made some yummy hot-dogs for the family and they all had a wonderful picnic.Screenshot-357 (Edit)Except for Tremayne because he was not invited.Screenshot-1219

Chapter 2.5

Chapter 2.5 – Burning Desires

As always, time flew by and it was soon time for Irish to become a fully fledged child.  Screenshot-310Screenshot-313Screenshot-314The turnout for her party was not exactly something to boast about.  Then again, she was barely going to have many friends considering her age.Screenshot-311She turned out a little cross-eyed unfortunately, but this was shortly fixed by Tremayne and an invention he had created.    Screenshot-315Sadly, it left her mentally scarred for life.Screenshot-316Nothing else particularly significant happened until Minty aged up into a teenager.Screenshot-317Being a party animal, her turnout was muchos better than Irish’s party.Screenshot-318Minty thought hard about her wish before blowing out the candles on her vanilla and raspberry birthday cake.  She decided that she wanted to become talented at something. Screenshot-320Once she was settled on her wish, she took a deep breath and puffed out her candles in one attempt.  Fudge was not happy because he had in fact bought those candles that relight after they are blown out, so he promptly marched down to the grocery store for a refund.Screenshot-321Minty’s wish was soon granted.  She became a talented musician, particularly when it came to playing the piano.  Fudge often watched, mostly in disapproval because he would have preferred that she had taken up chess so he had someone to play with.Screenshot-324Because of her ambitious nature and arguably good looks, the boys at high school were quite fond of Minty.  She was literally fighting them off everyday.Screenshot-328She was a force not to be reckoned with.Screenshot-323Irish, who was still quite the daddy’s girl, had joined the Scouts so he would be even more proud of her than he already was. Screenshot-330For one of her badges, and a chance to work for Lord Alan Sugar, Irish had to set up a successful business.  Since Irish was pretty good at cooking, she decided to work on establishing a bakery business.  She made some vanilla and blueberry muffins based on a recipe she had seen in a Delia Smith cookbook and tried to flog them off at the nearby park.Screenshot-325To her disappointment, she did not even sell one measly muffin.  Well, she was charging them at $25 a piece, so what did she expect really?

Needless to say, Lord Alan Sugar was not impressed with her business acumen.Irish is firedScreenshot-326Completely distraught that she would not become the next junior apprentice for Lord Alan Sugar, Irish returned home that night and confided in her doll, Crissy, who, over the years, had become more and more real to her.

‘Hush, hush, it’s ok, Irish,’ Crissy soothed, all ya gotta do is burn the Scout leader’s house down.  Burn it down, to the ground.’Screenshot-333And so, Irish did.

Chapter 2.4

Chapter 2.4 – Baby bait

‘The internet shall answer all,’ Fudge thought as he loaded up Google and typed in “awesome ways of raising up children”.  Screenshot-281The information he found must have worked somehow because Minty made it to her first birthday without too much emotional trauma.  Screenshot-275Pippy loved being a mum.  As well as all the child benefits, and the generously paid maternity leave, she enjoyed inflicting her thoughts and beliefs onto an impressionable young mind.  Screenshot-277 Screenshot-278When Minty was nearing her second birthday and Pippy had forgotten all about the horrific pain of childbirth, they decided to try for another baby.  Screenshot-280And soon enough, Pippy was pregnant and radiant as ever!Screenshot-283Since she did not want to be a fat and frumpy mother, she made sure to do plenty of exercise.  Dancing along to the “Heads, shoulders, knees and toes” song was something she ended up doing on a daily basis, even after she had given birth.Screenshot-288Irish Bailey was born in a hospital, like Minty was.Screenshot-294Being a good child, young Minty completely doted on Irish. Screenshot-303They often played together with the strange voodoo dolls which Tremayne had found in the scrapyard.Screenshot-306Irish gained an unhealthy obsession with her doll, Crissy, which would later impact her adult life.Screenshot-307As for Minty, growing up into a child with an enthusiastic mum and a charismatic dad had also turned her into a right party animal.  Her love for pancakes remained a mystery, particularly since Fudge and Pippy preferred having waffles for breakfast.Screenshot-298 Minty threw her very first slumber party a few weeks after starting school.  Unfortunately, it was an awkward one.  Screenshot-305Fatherhood was a breeze for Fudge the second time round.  He thoroughly enjoyed looking after Irish since she was friendly and easily impressed.Screenshot-308He would often take her out for walks, and sometimes used her as bait to catch criminals or find new clues.Screenshot-309Fudge believed he was the most awesome father in the world, almost as awesome as he was at playing chess.Screenshot-337‘Hello? Earth to Fudge!  Are you there?  It’s your move…  Ah forget it, I’m going home.’Screenshot-338

Chapter 2.3

Chapter 2.3 – The wedding and pregnancy chapter

Fudge and Pippy wedded on a lovely Spring evening, in their own back garden, because they were classy like that (well, actually, they were too stingy to hire out a fancy venue).  Of course, Fudge donned his awesome blue tuxedo he had worn on his prom night.  Screenshot-234Here is a closeup for your viewing pleasure. Screenshot-236Pippy was happy that Fudge relented and let her cut the lovely cyanide lemon flavoured wedding cake, made by the ghost of Ricky Bailey.Screenshot-246 Screenshot-245It was a smashing wedding, although there was one thought  that kept going through Pippy’s mind throughout the entire ceremony;

Is Fudge wearing make up?’   Screenshot-243‘Damn I’m sexy.  Guyliner rocks!’Screenshot-241Once the guests had left, Pippy and Fudge totally had their own little private celebration in bed.  If ya know what I mean 😉 Screenshot-224And in what felt like a day later, Pippy discovered she was totally pregnancy.  Like, totally.Screenshot-247Although she was pleased, she had to put her acting career on hold as her pregnancy progressed since she struggled to carry out the stunts in her action scenes.Screenshot-253Whilst Fudge was out doing his detective business, Pippy decorated the baby’s room; with help from Tremayne the simbot.  He suggested a space theme for the cot and the mobile hanging above it.  Fudge was responsible for picking out the logic building toy, and the doll’s house.  Screenshot-252Fudge could not get enough of Pippy’s baby bump.  He was fascinated by how she was carrying around a little human being inside her.  Being an inquisitive man, he was constantly investigating the development of her bump.Screenshot-256And he often made jokes about how edible it looked…Screenshot-250 …although he had to reassure her that, unlike his father, he had no intentions of actually trying to do so.

‘He was just an idiot, darling.’Screenshot-251Pippy’s water broke in the middle of the night a few weeks later.Screenshot-257Fudge remained calm and collected.Screenshot-258Several hours later, at the hospital, Pippy gave birth to a little baby girl whom Fudge insisted they called Minty.  Naturally, Minty Bailey was a delight to all.  Screenshot-260 When Fudge picked up the soft bundle of joy for the first time, after leaving the hospital, he stared blankly into her bright greens (inherited from Ricky, obviously) and puffed out his pouty lips.

‘I have no idea what to do with you.’Screenshot-267

Chapter 2.2

Chapter 2.2 – Too sexy for his hat

A year later, Fudge was promoted to Gumshoe.  Despite the increase in his pay packet, all Fudge was really chuffed about was finally having his very own magnifying glass.  Screenshot-201Naturally, Fudge bought a rather dashing looking lab coat with his extra money so he could learn more about forensics and all that stuff, whilst looking stylish.Screenshot-204Of course, he could not be serious and studious all the time.

‘Wheeeeeeee!’ Screenshot-203From reading several other legacies on various blogging websites, Fudge knew he had to propose to his wonderful lady, Pippy at some point so their children would bear his surname.  That was why, one evening at one of their favourite haunts, he got down on one knee.

‘Is your foot ok?’ Pippy asked, her eyes focusing on the toes of Fudge’s right foot, which appeared to be bent back at an angle with suggested that he had very much broken them, horrifically.Screenshot-205Fighting back his tears of agony, Fudge whipped out a purple jewelry box, lined with luxurious velvet, out from his pocket.  Screenshot-208‘Quite frankly we are the most awesome couple ever.  It’s a sin, and it’s against the law, if we don’t get married, which is why I want you to be mine,’ Fudge announced, eyes shining bright with repressed pain.  Pippy hopped up and down, hands cupped over her face, as if her nose was about to fall off due to the pure excitement of the situation.Screenshot-206She promptly snatched the ring out from the box and, after sliding it on her finger, wrapped her arms tightly around her soon-to-be sexy husband.  Screenshot-210The soon-to-be-wed couple threw an engagement bash the following weekend, instead of looking to do something about their invisible kitchen walls.Screenshot-200Pippy thought it would be a great idea to mix a few drinks up, using an old top-secret recipe of Alice’s; it did save spending money on hiring a trained mixologist after all.Screenshot-216Regretfully, she did not anticipate that cyanide was pretty much fatal when consumed.  Screenshot-217Ricky Bailey’s death was a sad one, particularly because his hair appeared to change in ghost form to something rather hideous.Screenshot-215Not like it mattered.  He was shortly replaced by a Simbot called Tremayne anyways, since he had requested for such to happen in his will.

Hey Tremayne!Screenshot-218After grieving, Fudge was happy to discover that his friends from the police station had organised a bachelor party for him.  It was this day that Fudge discovered he looked bloody awesome in a top hat.   Screenshot-213That evening, when a baby pink limo arrived outside his door, Fudge was suspicious, particularly after his friends had protested they had ordered a bright green limo.  Still, he went along with it.  He liked the colour pink anyways, it brought out the colour of his eyes.Screenshot-222However, at the venue, as the party was in full swing, a male stripper showed up at the venue.  Once again, Fudge’s friends swore that they had hired  female lap dancers for him, so were baffled as to why a Baywatch wannabe had shown up.Screenshot-212Turned out that before Ricky had died, he had secretly made a few “alterations” to the bachelor party since he had never had his own, so was jealous.

Once a troll, always a troll.

‘Trololo, problem?’Screenshot-221

Chapter 2.1

Chapter 2.1 – Keep calm and be awesome

The Bailey family quickly fell in love with Sunlit Tides; except for Alice Bailey because she had enjoyed the hustle and bustle of the city, for some bizarre reason.  Still, they had no choice but to move because of Ricky flashing his willy to almost the entirety of Bridgeport.  The-Sims-3-Sunlit-Tides-LagoonFudge decided to do a degree in Law to aid with the Detective career path he wished to pursue.   He graduated with first class awesomeness.  Screenshot-174To keep his Detective identity a secret, Fudge decided to take up chess as a hobby and also worked towards become a master of the game.  Screenshot-197 As for Fudge’s dad, Ricky, he soon gave up his ambition to become filthy rich after moving to Sunlit Tides and realising they were the poorest family there.  He decided to focus on becoming a Professional Author.  He started out writing yaoi stories on Fanfiction.net, and eventually progressed onto publishing some e-books on Amazon.Screenshot-158Alice continued to make cocktails, she hoped to one day become the owner of a swanky gay cocktail bar.  Screenshot-159Unfortunately, this never happened. Screenshot-191After his mum died, Fudge emerged himself in his detective work to bury his grief.  His current case was trying to find out who was responsible for stealing his client’s favourite phallic-shaped sex toy.Screenshot-181Sadly, Fudge was still finding it hard to grasp the concept of subtlety, particularly as he snooped through nearby mailboxes for clues.  Screenshot-183The next few years flittered by quickly,much like the pages of a Twilight novel.  One Saturday night, during his usual pixelated bath, Fudge realised that he had become so absorbed in his career and chess that he had been forgotten that he was also responsible for carrying on the Bailey legacy, using the fruit of his lions loins.Screenshot-171Because of his busy lifestyle as a small claims investigator, he decided online dating was his best bet to find a nice lady friend.  He set up a profile online, with the help of Ricky, who had been online dating since Alice had passed away.

The next day, when Fudge received floods of messages from attractive well-groomed guys, he realised that Ricky had tampered with his profile so that his sexual preference was set to “men”.Screenshot-161 Screenshot-167After editing his profile, Fudge received a flirty message from a red-headed girl called Pippy Joker.   She had only recently moved to the island and was an aspiring actress who had briefly dabbled with the porn industry. Screenshot-166As smooth as his name, Fudge announced that she reminded him of his late mum.  Luckily Pippy found him hilarious and adorable, so asked him out on a date.Screenshot-165They ended up going to a delightful poolside club where they played darts.  Screenshot-175Screenshot-177And later on that evening, they played darts again.Screenshot-192Our babies shall be very smexy, Fudge thought as he sat in his favourite armchair, contemplating on the general awesomeness of his life –  ignoring the concerning gaping hole in the ceiling of his living room.Screenshot-196‘I couldn’t agree more!’ Ricky said, because he wanted to be part of the last sentence in this chapter.

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