Chapter 8.6 Love? Actually, not
Soon enough, Rolo entered his teenage years and resembled his Great-Uncle Aero somewhat, although it was probably just the hair colour that did it.This naturally meant he had to become a brooding guitar boy.His crush, Niki
Minaj Nutella Natalis had also done a bit of growing up.After witnessing his Mother’s failure to bag a man of her own when she was his age, Rolo decided to quickly make the moves on Niki before another sim did.Perhaps he got a bit too carried away…
‘Mmmph!’ Orion was pleased for his half-brother, honestly, he was.His best friend and crush, Christie Rooney had thrown away their friendship by frolicking off into the arms of bad boy, Jimmy Harlow, whom teased Orion relentlessly for being an alien.To cope with this trauma, Orion became addicted to an alien invented drug called heroin.As for Basil, the baby of the family, he had recently aged into a child, a slightly plump one, although that may have just been down to Whitney’s ghastly “fat face” genetics, which had unfortunately been passed down onto Maple, and now onto both her children.At least it was better than inheriting the Mika Moore nose, ‘ey, Twix?‘It’s ok Twix, as long as I live we will share the same shaped nose!’ Hershey exclaimed, rushing into the Bailey legacy house like he still lived there (which he didn’t).‘Err, what’s this?’Hershey begun ascending towards the ceiling.‘Oh, snap.’‘Well, it looks like I’m dead, so scrap what I said about our noses.’ Indeed this was a very emotional and heart-breaking moment for Twix, having always been close to his baby brother (flashback photo!).‘Erm, shouldn’t have the Grim Reaper shown up by now?’‘Ugh!’ ‘God damn scythe! I knew I should of just used the front door, like a normal bloody person.’Death aside, Rolo and Orion had the most important night of their teenhood’s to attend; that’s right, Prom night! Here is how dapper they looked.It appeared that at some point during this night, Rolo stumbled across Orion’s “special stash”.And somehow, without the use of his “special stash”, Orion ended up getting close to a stunner called Melanie Hester, who, despite having physical similarities to Niki, was not related to her.Orion was quick to work his moves on her. Unlike Rolo, Orion knew not to overdo the first kiss, thus making him a better boyfriend.Unfortunately, Basil took an instant disliking to Melanie after she called him Levi.‘Sorry, but you can’t blame me for assuming you were named something ridiculous? Christ, your Grandfather’s named after a frickin’ chocolate bar.’
Levi Basil did not take kindly to her response.It took two months for Melanie to recover from her injuries after her unfortunate accident with the ice-cream van later that day.