Chapter 6.6 – Baby chocolate
Surprisingly, Cointreau was rather upset over Pooka’s death. To her it was like losing an arch-nemesis, a very furry one.Two days later, she adopted an adorable Yorkshire terrier whom she named Yorkie. She quickly forgot all about whatever the old family dog was called and planned to train Yorkie to become her evil sidekick.Time passed by. Cointreau went into labour, as do most women who are pregnant.Despite working in the medical field, Jeffery found it hard to keep his composure. Midwifery was not his thing.‘Oh God, I think I felt the baby move down.’Somehow, Jeffery drove Cointreau to hospital just in time for her to pop out their firstborn. They named him Aero since Cointreau was fond of the chocolate brand with the same name.Cointreau adored spending time with Aero and looking after him to the best of her ability.And by look after him, she basically just left Tremayne to raise him over the next several years whilst she focused on her career and having more children, but we will come to this later.Cointreau only really took back ownership when it came around to Aero’s birthdays, primarily so she had an excuse to eat cake.He grew into a cute little toddler, as do most Baileys.And enjoyed putting phallic shaped objects into his mouth a little too much.A few months down the line, Cointreau and Jeffery celebrated their transition into pure, but not so simple, adulthood.After eating both cakes, Jeffery decided to completely murder the song “No Limit”.He was such an embarrassment that even Aero found it awkward hanging out with him afterwards.Despite this, Cointreau was still seduced by his sexy eyebrows and stubble that very night.Sadly, Jeffery’s charm only worked to a certain extent and it was not enough to keep the repo man at bay. It was not as if they could not afford the bills, they were bordering on becoming millionaires after all, They had just forgotten to pay for the last installment of their recently installed hot-tub.The repo man ended up taking one of their many computers.And more devastatingly, a plate of autumn salad.The expression on his face suggested that he got off on his job far more than he should. When Cointreau found the little surprise he left splattered across the dining room table, naturally this made her feel nauseous.She was unable to make it to the toilet in time however, so left her own nasty surprise all over the floor, which Jeffery later found, causing him to vomit instantly.Soon enough, it was revealed that Cointreau was pregnant, again.During this pregnancy, she started to tutor her nephew, Brock, as he was rather rubbish at school but still wanted to go off to University.The fact that he could not even do simple multiplication worried her somewhat, but thankfully he was not her child to fret over.Soon enough, Cointreau got bored and contemplated what she would ask Jeffery to cook for dinner on his return from work. They had waffles for dinner that night, in case you’re wondering.A few months later, Cointreau gave birth to a baby girl, whom was named Bounty, also after a chocolate bar. The labour went pretty smoothly, but it took Cointreau several days before she allowed Jeffery back in the house.This was because he had been out drinking after his shift and had passed out in front of the hospital on his way to meet Cointreau, and thus publicly disgraced himself as well as the Bailey household.We end this chapter on a bunny gnome sitting on a llama, because quite frankly this has to be one of the most awesome things programmed into a game ever.