Chapter 3.6 – Prom Time
‘Funny how the grill outside burst into flames last night,’ Irish said over breakfast the following morning.
Coco suggested it may have had something to do with the fact that the grill had been around since the start of generation two, whilst Hayley sat in silence, a wry look etched across her face.After that fateful fire, Irish stopped pressurising Hayley into cooking and allowed her to embrace her passion with music. She particularly enjoyed singing “Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed.As for Cookie, since he was the quiet one who spent a lot of time in his room, and had a quirky fashion sense, Irish and Stacey assumed he was either gay or a secret genius who was working hard on the cure for cancer.Turns out he was neither, however, and that he had an interest in a rather pale girl called Thelma Mango. She seemed to like him too. Over the next few years, Irish worked hard on becoming a fabulous chef, Stacey continued to write and paint stuff. Oh, and Caramel moved out after proposing to his girlfriend, and quite possibly even had a child with her before or after they got married.‘Sweetie, I’d hate to ruin your apparent elation to my proposal, but my foot appears to be trapped in the door…’Coco grew up into a rather aesthetically pleasing teenager.So did Hayley, despite she had been a questionable looking child. Of course, the Bailey teens looked as sexy as hell for their school prom. Hayley unfortunately missed the once in a lifetime limousine ride and had to grab a taxi to the school. True in-game story.Probably just as well because Coco could not stop staring at Thelma’s face during the journey to prom.And eventually,
big forehead girl Thelma got pissed off and told Coco to go play in oncoming traffic.After that, the atmosphere became slightly frosty, as you can imagine. Thelma also later on accepted that she had a strange face. Meanwhile, Irish, who was reminiscing on her teenage years, decided to go out and get absolutely wasted at one of their local cocktail bars.‘Damn, I wish I’d started more fires with Crissy…’Back at the home, Coco and Hayley had returned home from their prom and chowed down on some of Irish’s leftover pancakes . Cookie was staying over at Thelma’s house, although he was to sleep on the sofa as there was not enough room in Thelma’s bed because of her monstrous forehead.
Irish later returned home, completely paralytic. She took three steps into the house before she promptly threw up all over Tremayne the robot, then swore at him before she collapsed and passed out. Needless to say, Tremayne was not impressed.